[Copypasta] Jam a man of fortune xQc

๐’ฅ๐’ถ๐“‚ ๐’ถ ๐‘€๐’ถ๐“ƒ ๐‘œ๐’ป ๐น๐‘œ๐“‡๐“‰๐“Š๐“ƒ๐‘’, ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐’ฅ ๐“‚๐“Š๐“ˆ๐“‰ ๐“ˆ๐‘’๐‘’๐“€ ๐“‚๐“Ž ๐น๐‘œ๐“‡๐“‰๐“Š๐“ƒ๐‘’ ๏ผ๐ป๐‘’๐“ƒ๐“‡๐“Ž ร†๐“‹๐‘’๐“‡๐’พ๐‘’๐“ˆ, ๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฆ
May 2021
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Oh god I want xqc so bad

twitchquotes: Oh god I want xqc so bad ๐Ÿ˜ฉ ๐Ÿ’ฆ he's so smart ๐Ÿค“ ๐Ÿ“š and cute ๐Ÿ˜˜ ๐Ÿ™ˆ I would take him to my apartment and kiss him ๐Ÿ‘„ ๐Ÿ˜˜ lick him ๐Ÿ‘… ๐Ÿ˜› and finger him ๐Ÿ‘‰ ๐Ÿ‘Œ I would fuck him ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ’ฆ then I'd get him pregnant ๐Ÿคฐ ๐Ÿ‘ถ and we'd raise our own little baby ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ‘ฆ ๐Ÿ‘ฆ and play fortnite with him ๐ŸŽฎ โŒจ๏ธ xd
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April 2019
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Can someone explain xQc to me?

Can someone explain xQc to me? I watched his stream for the first time yesterday (always just seen him in clips) and he spent roughly 80-90% of the stream slamming his desk after he farts. Is that what all his streams are? Does he not do anything else but fart and slam all day?
June 2021
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I was only 14 years old I loved xQc so much

I was only 14 years old I loved xQc so much, I had all the merchandise and VODS. I pray to xQc every night, thanking him for the life I've been given. "xQc is love" I say "xQc is life" My dad hears me and calls me a Juicer. I knew he was jealous of my devotion to xQc. I called him baj He hits me and sends me to sleep I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed, really cold. I feel something warm... Its xQc! I was so happy. He whispers in my ear "This is my jungle" He grabs me with his hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I'm ready. I spread my ass cheeks for xQc. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for xQc. I can feel my butt tearing and eyes watering. I want to please xQc. He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with the juice. My dad walks in. xQc looks him straight in the eye and says, He got the Juice now. xQc leaves through my window. xQc is love. xQc is life.
January 2022
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Ninja's wife and xqc's twitter feud

twitchquotes: Of course ๐Ÿค— I was going to answer๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ sweetie , ๐Ÿฅฐ I was eating breakfast๐Ÿง‡, fueling up for a productive day ๐Ÿ’… Not very relatable ๐Ÿคจ I know! ๐Ÿ˜ผ You should teach me a thing ๐Ÿ˜— or 2โœŒ about fundraisers ๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿ’ต i'm sure you know a thing or two โœŒ about raising funds. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคช I mean, these gucci ๐Ÿ bags don't pay for themselves. ๐Ÿ™Œ ๐Ÿฆ
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July 2020
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xQc toxic twat

twitchquotes: I mean, itโ€™s XQC. We expected anything different? Did any of yaโ€™lll watch him as an OW pro? Letโ€™s be honest here, was only a matter a time. and his channel wonโ€™t die, itโ€™s filled with toxic twats just like him. he gets banned from twitch, heโ€™ll go to FB or YT and continue to make bank.
twitch chat
November 2020
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