Give it up folks, einstein over here has something to say. What's that buddy? Wha- A grammatical error?!? WHAT?!? B... Bu... That can't be possible! Surely not! A GRAMMAR MISTAKE? IN MY SIGHT?!? What a great, absolute miracle that you and your 257 IQ Brain was here to correct it! Thank you! Have my grattitude, Actually, What's your cashapp? I'd like to give you 20$... Know what? While we're at it have the keys to my car. Actually, no, scratch that. Have the keys to my house, go watch my kids grow up and fuck my wife. Also, my Paypal username and password is: Ilikesmartazzes4 and 968386329. Go have fun. Thank you for your work.
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Hafu likes money a lot
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(ββΏββΏ) Hello! My name is Hafu! (β‘βΏβ‘βΏ) My boyfriend just broke up with me! He said he doesn't like looking at my beef curtains and my chest is too flat. (ββΏ-) But it's okay! I will sob uncontrollably on stream. My viewers will feel sorry for me and give me lots of money. I like money a lot. (ｑβ₯βΏβ₯ｑ)
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Having to call a judge βyour honorβ is so cringey (found on /r/unpopularopinion)
βYour Honorβ. I mean gimmie a fuckinβ break, dude. What else do you want me to call you? Your highness? Do you want me to fondle your nuts while I blow you, too?
Iβve seriously seen courtrooms where theyβll say βSirβ and the judge will be like βItβs βYour Honorβ young man!!β
Fuck off. How much of an egotist you gotta be to care about some medieval-ass title? Use βSirβ like everybody else.
Itβs some LARPING Iβd expect kids to do. βOh Billy you have to call me supreme ruler snorlax the magical wizard!!1!β
Shut up.
EDIT: Iβm literally 22 and have never been in front of a judge, yβall, please relax and slow down with the theory crafting/ story writing.
EDIT 2: A lot of people are saying βitβs just a title, like Doctor!β. Judges have a title like βDoctorβ, itβs called βJudgeβ - Doctors donβt expect us to call them βThy Healerβ or some crap like that.
Leifman is abusing his authority as mod again
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Dear Kripp, it has come to my attention that one of your mods "Leifman" has been abusing his authority as mod and banning people for no good reason. I would appreciate if you took some time out of your schedule to take action and remove his mod status. Thank you!
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Give me a second guys, Dex says
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"Give me a second, guys," Dex says. "Gotta hit up the mailman" He turns down the volume on his bork, and immediately gives Kripp a swift kick down the stairs. As Kripp yelps loudly in pain, Dex overturns the nearest chair, yelling "Fuck this delivery!" as loudly as he can. Fey tries to calm him down, but Dex swiftly bodyslams her onto a glass coffee table. After taking a few deep breaths, Dex wipes the blood off of his snout, sits back down at his ball, and resumes being a good doggy
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