At the beginning of this month, my boyfriend received an email from his brother with the subject "Dude check this out" and a Google Doc called "!!NEW RAP!!". When my boyfriend opened it, all that was on the doc was a picture of Nikocado Avocadoโs asshole. When my boyfriend texted his brother about receiving his email, he replied "what email?". Theyโve been going back and forth since about the email, my boyfriendโs brother saying he never sent an email and my boyfriend thinking heโs keeping up the act. What my boyfriend doesnโt know is I sent the email. I made an almost identical looking email, one letter off, and even managed to find the exact email profile picture from his brotherโs LinkedIn. Now it kills me every time I see them go at it. Iโm literally pissing myself as I write this.
At the beginning of this month, my boyfriend received an email from his brother with the subject "Dude check this out" and a Google Doc called "!!NEW RAP!!". When my boyfriend opened it, all that was on the doc was a picture of Nikocado Avocadoโs asshole. When my boyfriend texted his brother about receiving his email, he replied "what email?". Theyโve been going back and forth since about the email, my boyfriendโs brother saying he never sent an email and my boyfriend thinking heโs keeping up the act. What my boyfriend doesnโt know is I sent the email. I made an almost identical looking email, one letter off, and even managed to find the exact email profile picture from his brotherโs LinkedIn. Now it kills me every time I see them go at it. Iโm literally pissing myself as I write this.
I hate April Fool's Day
Iโm fucking shaking and crying right now yโall, and people arenโt taking me seriously. This is a DUMB FUCKING HOLIDAY, where people say shit that ISNโT FUCKING REAL for NO REASON. Iโve cut off 8 family members already for falling for this shriveled up, half-assed ANNUAL CORPORATE FIG LEAF like the NPC SHEEP THEY ARE. Maybe if they listened to REAL COMEDY like Bill Maher or political satire that validates what I already believe in, theyโd be WORTHY OF INTERACTING WITH. BUT NO, I have to scroll through my timeline, seething, wailing and gnashing my teeth as Iโm BOMBARDED BY LOW EFFORT CORNY CAPITALIST PROPOGANDA. THIS IS A SERIOUS DAY. Iโm allowed to be this pressed about ha-ha corny joke day because ITโS SERIOUS FOR ME AND THEREFORE SHOULD BE FOR EVERYONE. My great uncle was tragically flattened while trying to rob a coca-cola vending machine on this date, and PEOPLE ARE STILL MAKING CORNU FUKUNG JOKES. Iโve had enough
Iโm fucking shaking and crying right now yโall, and people arenโt taking me seriously. This is a DUMB FUCKING HOLIDAY, where people say shit that ISNโT FUCKING REAL for NO REASON. Iโve cut off 8 family members already for falling for this shriveled up, half-assed ANNUAL CORPORATE FIG LEAF like the NPC SHEEP THEY ARE. Maybe if they listened to REAL COMEDY like Bill Maher or political satire that validates what I already believe in, theyโd be WORTHY OF INTERACTING WITH. BUT NO, I have to scroll through my timeline, seething, wailing and gnashing my teeth as Iโm BOMBARDED BY LOW EFFORT CORNY CAPITALIST PROPOGANDA. THIS IS A SERIOUS DAY. Iโm allowed to be this pressed about ha-ha corny joke day because ITโS SERIOUS FOR ME AND THEREFORE SHOULD BE FOR EVERYONE. My great uncle was tragically flattened while trying to rob a coca-cola vending machine on this date, and PEOPLE ARE STILL MAKING CORNU FUKUNG JOKES. Iโve had enough
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