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HahHaHahAhHAHA How the fuck is depression real? Just be happy 
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Mom, twitch chat is not a documentary on Nazis!
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Ｍｙ ｍｏｍ ｊｕｓｔ ｗａｌｋｅｄ ｉｎｔｏ ｍｙ ｒｏｏｍ ａｎｄ ａｓｋｅｄ ｗｈｙ Ｉ ｗａｓ ｗａｔｃｈｉｎｇ ａ ｄｏｃｕｍｅｎｔａｒｙ ｏｎ Ｈｉｔｌｅｒｓ ｔｏｐ ｏｆｆｉｃｅｒｓ． Ｉ ｔｏｌｄ ｈｅｒ "Ｎｏ ｍｏｍ ｉｔ＇ｓ ｊｕｓｔ ｔｗｉｔｃｈ ｃｈａｔ ｍｏｄｓ" Ｓｈｅ ｃａｌｌｅｄ ｍｅ ａ Ｊｅｗ ｈａｔｅｒ ａｎｄ ｂｕｒｎｅｄ ａ Ｓｗａｓｔｉｋａ ｉｎｔｏ ｍｙ ｆｏｒｅｈｅａｄ．
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Omg imagine an xD spam in this font
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𝓸𝓶𝓰 𝓲𝓶𝓪𝓰𝓲𝓷𝓮 𝓪𝓷 "𝔁𝓓" 𝓼𝓹𝓪𝓶 𝓲𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓯𝓸𝓷𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝔀𝓸𝓾𝓵𝓭 𝓫𝓮 𝓪𝓲𝓭𝓼 𝓪𝓼 𝓯𝓾𝓬𝓴 ` 𝓵𝓮𝓵 𝓴𝓮𝓴
𝓸𝓶𝓰 𝓲𝓶𝓪𝓰𝓲𝓷𝓮 𝓪𝓷 "𝔁𝓓" 𝓼𝓹𝓪𝓶 𝓲𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓯𝓸𝓷𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝔀𝓸𝓾𝓵𝓭 𝓫𝓮 𝓪𝓲𝓭𝓼 𝓪𝓼 𝓯𝓾𝓬𝓴 ` 𝓵𝓮𝓵 𝓴𝓮𝓴
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Nice opinion, but it's wrong
Nice opinion, just one tiny problem with it. Inspecting your post, it looks like your opinion is different from mine. Let me tell you something, I am the baseline for opinions. Any opinion I hold is objectively correct and as a result, any other opinions are wrong. Guess what? You happen to hold the wrong one! I hope you know that your opinion is now illegal. I have contacted the FBI, CIA, the NSA, the navy seals, secret service, and your mom. You'll be sorry you ever shared your opinions, by the time you're reading this, you'll be done for. Nature will punish you. Humanity will punish you. supernatural beings will punish you. Space will punish you. We decided just to make sure we'll nuke your house from orbit. So there's no chance you can run away, everyone will know you will die. It's a small price to pay, to remove your wrong opinion from this world.
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༼ຈل͜ຈ༽_•︻̷̿┻̿═━一 Greetings, I am Reynad's new lawyer, Gino Pasterino. It appears you are playing one of my client's decks, which is now under copyright at the US patent offices. Please desist immediately or be subject to monetary fines and penalties. No cappuccino.
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