[Copypasta] twitch chatting requires a BIG BRAIN

twitchquotes: If you think about it twitch chatting requires a certain level of intelligence considering the vast number of emotes, knowing which scenarios to use them, and remembering how to spell them (including capital vs lowercase letters)
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May 2019
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Lord Voldemort has infiltrated the Dignitas house

twitchquotes: Michael, this is Dumbledore, Lord Voldemort has infiltrated the Dignitas house and killed Scarra. The legend says the one that carrys the mark of the donger on his forehead is destined to stop the dark lord. Please Michael avenge Scarra!
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October 2014
imaqtpie

Bonjourno my name es Luigi

twitchquotes: Bonjourno my name es Luigi and i am from italiano and i own a restaurant called Dongerino where we make the best copy pasterino and copy pizzarino in the whole world so if you go to italiano plis come visit us you wont be disapointino. Sry for bad americano and plis no coperino pasta alfredo ravioli ravili give me the formuoli
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December 2014
imaqtpie

Henry Dongerman and his pet donger Mr Mittens

twitchquotes: Hey my name is Henry Dongerman I lost my pet donger. Here's a picture of him [釙權技嗪堎勍溹簣嗉结晽] if you can help find him I would be eternally grateful he means the world to me. Mr. Mittens is his name if it helps share this around and pray to lord donger to help find him. His favorite song is 釙權技嗪堎勦簣嗉结晽 HARDER BETTER FASTER DONGER 釙權技嗪堎勦簣嗉结晽 so try playing that he may come
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July 2014
Kripp

馃嚭馃嚫ATTENTION馃嚭馃嚫PLEASE馃嚭馃嚫

twitchquotes: 馃嚭馃嚫guys馃嚭馃嚫if馃嚭馃嚫you馃嚭馃嚫receive馃嚭馃嚫an馃嚭馃嚫email馃嚭馃嚫saying馃嚭馃嚫"naked馃嚭馃嚫pictures馃嚭馃嚫of馃嚭馃嚫Donald馃嚭馃嚫Trump"馃嚭馃嚫don't馃嚭馃嚫open馃嚭馃嚫it馃嚭馃嚫it馃嚭馃嚫is馃嚭馃嚫a馃嚭馃嚫virus馃嚭馃嚫that馃嚭馃嚫puts馃嚭馃嚫USA馃嚭馃嚫flags馃嚭馃嚫between馃嚭馃嚫everything馃嚭馃嚫you馃嚭馃嚫type馃嚭馃嚫
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May 2019

A review for the videogame "Among Us"

This game has ruined my fucking life. I'm going to end it and take you all with me because I can't bear to look at anything anymore. Any shape I see is distorted into amogus, any time I hear the word suspicious, sus, task, vent, report, ANYTHING, human pattern recognition turns it into amogus. I close my eyes and i see amogus, i see jerma985 grinning as the gates of my soul are opened by amogus and I can feel the festering sclunge of words and shapes pour in, filling all that I am with the ringing noise of amogus
April 2021

Among Us / Amogus

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