[Copypasta] twitch chatting requires a BIG BRAIN

twitchquotes: If you think about it twitch chatting requires a certain level of intelligence considering the vast number of emotes, knowing which scenarios to use them, and remembering how to spell them (including capital vs lowercase letters)
twitch chat
May 2019
I used to be a real ad
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Kermit the frog caused 9/11

Kermit the frog caused 9/11. In the 2002 TV film "It's a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie", there's a part where an angel shows Kermit an alternate reality where he was never born. For whatever reason, the editors didn't really think about it, and continued to use footage with the twin towers still standing for this scene, however they aren't there in his original universe. Therefore, something that Kermit did in his life, did in fact cause 9/11 in Muppet lore.
February 2021

OVERWATCH LEAGUE T-MOBILE

twitchquotes: IN THE OVERWATCH LEAGUE. YOUR HYPING UP THE CHAT. TAKING YOUR TEAM TO #TRENDING. SPREADING MEMES AT TRACER LEVEL SPEED. ALL WHILE WATCHING US CAP THE POINT. SPEED LIKE THAT DESERVES A NETWORK THAT CAN KEEP UP. WITH T-MOBILE GET ALL THE OVERWATCH LEAGUE YOU CAN HANDLE. WITH COAST TO COAST COVERAGE. NOW YOUR ARENA IS WHERE YOU MAKE IT.
twitch chat
August 2018
OverwatchLeague

sellout

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Dex sits in a huge doghouse

twitchquotes: A few feet offscreen, Dex sits in a huge doghouse. Full and content because of his "kibbles and bits" diet, he's too happy to move. He's so happy, and enjoys life. He knows his owner has hope of a 12 win run. He knows he could draw attention to himself, since he's the king of his house. In a single act of pride, Dex barks to give Kripp his praise. "Good boy Dex" is his response.
twitch chat
April 2018
Kripp

YOU THINK THIS SHIT IS A JOKE

twitchquotes: You all think these are copypastas. YOU THINK THIS SHIT IS A JOKE, it is not a fucking joke. I am trying to CON-VER-SATE. You are so socially inept to even do this and I canโ€™t carry you in this like everything else since it takes two to conversate. Pay attention. Think thoughts. Just do anything. I swear I donโ€™t even know how your parent can tolerate you.
twitch chat
June 2020

I hate Twitch Chat

Gulugulu in your stomach

twitchquotes: Doโœ‹ not ๐Ÿ˜ฐ eat ๐Ÿ‘Œ fish ๐ŸŸ after ๐Ÿ˜ถ u ๐Ÿ˜ฏ drink water ๐Ÿบ bc ๐Ÿ˜ฐ it can ๐Ÿ‘ป swim in ๐ŸŠ ur stomach ๐Ÿ˜ฎ and u will ๐Ÿ˜ฒ feel ๐Ÿ˜• gulugulu in ur stomach ๐Ÿ˜“๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ผ
twitch chat
March 2017

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