[Copypasta] chat I took an iq test yesterday

twitchquotes: chat I took an iq test yesterday and it turns out I'm a certified genius. don't let this affect your opinion of me. I'm one of you.. maybe just a little bit better and smarter and hotter. I'm still Pepega at heart, albeit 5Head in brain.
twitch chat
April 2021
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A man orders bat at his favorite restaurant

A man orders bat at his favorite restaurant. 3 years later, NFLX fucking tanks 20% after earnings.
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Al Pacino's dongarino sweat is tastarino

twitchquotes: Hey Kripp! It's me, FrankerZ (from the pizzarino place). I'm back from my 600 second ban. I still have your faggarino pizzarino if you want it. Al Pacino's dongarino sweat dried up but it is still tastarino. Give me a call my number is 867-5309. Pls no copy pasterino dongerino frappuccino mochaccino pistachio. Your friend- FrankerZ (from the pizzarino place).
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July 2014
Kripp

One chat, under Kripp, unbannable, with OJ and BM for all

twitchquotes: ćƒ½ą¼¼ā˜‘Ł„Ķœā˜‘ą¼½ļ¾‰ I pledge allegiance to the chat of the United States of Kripparian, and to the Spammerino for which it stands, one chat, under Kripp, unbannable, with OJ and BM for all ćƒ½ą¼¼ā˜‘Ł„Ķœā˜‘ą¼½ļ¾‰
twitch chat
August 2014
Kripp

Real hardcore gamers play at least 4 games at a time

twitchquotes: ļ¼’ ļ½‡ļ½ļ½ļ½…ļ½“ ļ½ļ½” ļ½”ļ½ˆļ½… ļ½“ļ½ļ½ļ½… ļ½”ļ½‰ļ½ļ½…ļ¼Ÿ ļ½†ļ½‰ļ½Œļ½”ļ½ˆļ½™ ļ½ƒļ½ļ½“ļ½•ļ½ļ½Œļ¼Ž ļ½’ļ½…ļ½ļ½Œ ļ½ˆļ½ļ½’ļ½„ļ½ƒļ½ļ½’ļ½… ļ½‡ļ½ļ½ļ½…ļ½’ļ½“ ļ½ļ½Œļ½ļ½™ ļ½ļ½” ļ½Œļ½…ļ½ļ½“ļ½” ļ¼” ļ½‡ļ½ļ½ļ½…ļ½“ ļ½—ļ½‰ļ½”ļ½ˆ ļ½ļ½Žļ½… ļ½ˆļ½ļ½Žļ½„ ļ½”ļ½‰ļ½…ļ½„ ļ½‚ļ½…ļ½ˆļ½‰ļ½Žļ½„ ļ½”ļ½ˆļ½…ļ½‰ļ½’ ļ½‚ļ½ļ½ƒļ½‹ļ¼Ž ļ½“ļ½…ļ½’ļ½‰ļ½ļ½•ļ½“ļ½Œļ½™ ļ½‹ļ½’ļ½‰ļ½ļ½ļ¼Œ ļ½‰ļ½† ļ½™ļ½ļ½• ļ½—ļ½ļ½Žļ½” ļ½”ļ½ ļ½‹ļ½…ļ½…ļ½ ļ½™ļ½ļ½•ļ½’ ļ½–ļ½‰ļ½…ļ½—ļ½…ļ½’ļ½“ ļ½™ļ½ļ½• ļ½‚ļ½…ļ½”ļ½”ļ½…ļ½’ ļ½“ļ½”ļ½…ļ½ ļ½‰ļ½” ļ½•ļ½ļ¼Ž ļ½“ļ½‰ļ½Žļ½ƒļ½…ļ½’ļ½…ļ½Œļ½™ļ¼Œ ļ½ ļ½“ļ½ļ½ļ½Ž ļ½”ļ½ ļ½‚ļ½… ļ½…ļ½˜ļ¼ļ½‹ļ½’ļ½‰ļ½ļ½ļ½Œļ½…ļ½”
twitch chat
July 2014
Kripp

Same

twitchquotes: The time was 1:53 AM. This is the last game of my plat promos. The season will end in 7 minutes. We're down by bot turret with our team as we push our lead. I see Scott rolling in as Rammus, traveling at a speed that would put Sonic himself to shame. His words echo through my $5 earbuds. "I'M GOING IN!" I pause to take in the world around me. I can do anything right now. Physical, mental, emotional, and spiritual limits no longer apply to me. I gather the strength in my forefinger as I slowly lift it over my R key. I say...no, I yell, with the ferocity of a million suns, the single word that could be heard around the world. "Same!" Galio prepares himself before leaping into the air, and delivering a devastating blow to the enemies' backline. We did it. The enemy team retreats back into their low elo. I was platinum. With a farewell to Scott for his outstanding work, I drag myself to my bed, ready to fall asleep. My phone chimes. Checking the notifications, I saw only one. A text from Clown9 Sneaky. The message brought a tear to my eye. The message simply read: ā€œIā€™m proud of you.ā€ Now very emotional, I typed a reply. "Same."
twitch chat
July 2020
Sneaky

League of Legends

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