[Copypasta] chat I took an iq test yesterday

twitchquotes: chat I took an iq test yesterday and it turns out I'm a certified genius. don't let this affect your opinion of me. I'm one of you.. maybe just a little bit better and smarter and hotter. I'm still Pepega at heart, albeit 5Head in brain.
twitch chat
April 2021
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Papparian returns from a business trip

twitchquotes: Hello Kripp, Papparian here. I recently returned from my business trip. All the furniture is gone, my bank accounts are empty and I found out you moved to Europe. What in the heck is going on???
twitch chat
January 2015
Kripp

Same

twitchquotes: The time was 1:53 AM. This is the last game of my plat promos. The season will end in 7 minutes. We're down by bot turret with our team as we push our lead. I see Scott rolling in as Rammus, traveling at a speed that would put Sonic himself to shame. His words echo through my $5 earbuds. "I'M GOING IN!" I pause to take in the world around me. I can do anything right now. Physical, mental, emotional, and spiritual limits no longer apply to me. I gather the strength in my forefinger as I slowly lift it over my R key. I say...no, I yell, with the ferocity of a million suns, the single word that could be heard around the world. "Same!" Galio prepares himself before leaping into the air, and delivering a devastating blow to the enemies' backline. We did it. The enemy team retreats back into their low elo. I was platinum. With a farewell to Scott for his outstanding work, I drag myself to my bed, ready to fall asleep. My phone chimes. Checking the notifications, I saw only one. A text from Clown9 Sneaky. The message brought a tear to my eye. The message simply read: ā€œIā€™m proud of you.ā€ Now very emotional, I typed a reply. "Same."
twitch chat
July 2020
Sneaky

League of Legends

As soon as you stop being hardcore

twitchquotes: "H-h-ey Rania, could we go on a date when I visit Europe for ESGN?" Kripp blushes as he asks him timidly over skype. "It doesn't have to be serious, just coffee or something." Rania smirks. "Sure Kripp, as soon as you stop being hardcore," She types while tucking Frump
twitch chat
December 2014
Kripp

Dennis

twitchquotes: ļ½—ļ½ˆļ½…ļ½Ž ļ½„ļ½…ļ½Žļ½Žļ½‰ļ½“ ļ½“ļ½ļ½‰ļ½”ļ½…ļ¼Œ ļ½ļ½™ ļ½…ļ½™ļ½… ļ½ļ½•ļ½”ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½”ļ½‰ļ½ƒļ½ļ½Œļ½Œļ½™ ļ½‡ļ½ ļ½”ļ½ ļ½”ļ½ˆļ½… ļ½ˆļ½…ļ½’ļ½ ļ½ˆļ½…ļ½ļ½Œļ½”ļ½ˆļ¼Ž ļ½‰ ļ½—ļ½ļ½”ļ½ƒļ½ˆ ļ½”ļ½ˆļ½… ļ½ˆļ½…ļ½’ļ½ ļ½ˆļ½…ļ½ļ½Œļ½”ļ½ˆ ļ½ļ½Žļ½„ ļ½†ļ½…ļ½…ļ½Œ ļ½‰ ļ½ˆļ½ļ½–ļ½… ļ½“ļ½…ļ½˜ ļ½—ļ½‰ļ½”ļ½ˆ ļ½”ļ½ˆļ½… ļ¼’ ļ½“ļ½‹ļ½‰ļ½ļ½ļ½…ļ½„ ļ½”ļ½•ļ½’ļ½Žļ¼Ž ļ½ļ½Œļ½Œ ļ½‚ļ½…ļ½ƒļ½ļ½ļ½‰ļ½Žļ½‡ ļ½“ļ½•ļ½„ļ½ļ½‹ļ½•
twitch chat
March 2014
Kripp

Twitch in 2025

twitchquotes: Twitch in 2025: Streamers may only stream a plain, black screen in 240p to account for people who can't afford screens bigger than that resolution, the stream must be all black incase there are blind viewers, and no sound may be played incase of deaf viewers.
twitch chat
December 2020
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