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No women: check. No leftists: check. No minorities: check. Yup, it’s gamer time!
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What happened to this ad? :(
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Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome
My name is Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome!
Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome?
That’s right, Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome!
Thanks Nivea!
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ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ GUYS GUYS , just used new Nivea Lotion on my donger and now it looks 10 years youger , THANKS NIVEA ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
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imaqtpie
Here in my garage with my pasta linguini
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Here in my garage with my pasta linguini, but you know what I like more than pasta linguini? Macaroni. That's why I bought 7 new cupboards and filled them with over 2,000 new Kraft macaroni and cheese boxes. It's like the master chef Betty Crocker said, "the more you eat, the more you pasta."
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strifecro
Copypasta being funny is just incomprehensible
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I always thought comedy was something I could never lose my grasp on, but "Copypasta" being funny to anybody is just incomprehensible.
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k3soju it's a neighth
soju ponders with the idea of slamming a cav spat. Hovering his chain over his spatula while he contemplates. Suddenly, he slips - accidentally slamming the cav spat ON HIMSELF. Twitch chat watch as soju twists and morphs into a horse live on stream. He stares into the camera... "it's a neighth"
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