[Copypasta] Yup, it's gamer time!

twitchquotes: No women: check. No leftists: check. No minorities: check. Yup, it’s gamer time!
twitch chat
April 2019
What happened to this ad? :(
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Your social credit score has increased

δΈ­εŽδΊΊζ°‘ε…±ε’Œε›½ε―„θ―­] Great work, Citizen! Your social credit score has increased by [5] Integers. Keep up the good work! [ δΈ­εŽδΊΊζ°‘ε…±ε’Œε›½ε―„θ―­] [ δΈ­εŽδΊΊζ°‘ε…±ε’Œε›½ε―„θ―­] Great work, Citizen! Your social credit score has increased by [100] Integers. You can now have priority transport and can now get into prestigious colleges! Keep up the good work! [ δΈ­εŽδΊΊζ°‘ε…±ε’Œε›½ε―„θ―­] [ δΈ­εŽδΊΊζ°‘ε…±ε’Œε›½ε―„θ―­] Great work, Citzen! Your social credit score has increased by [500] Integers. You can now take up official, government job, where we pay you high salary, unlike America. Keep up the good work! [ δΈ­εŽδΊΊζ°‘ε…±ε’Œε›½ε―„θ―­] [ δΈ­εŽδΊΊζ°‘ε…±ε’Œε›½ε―„θ―­] Great work, Citizen! Your social credit score has increased by [1000] Integers. We will ensure you get great salary, good benefits, and good social standing, no matter the means. Keep up the good work! [ δΈ­εŽδΊΊζ°‘ε…±ε’Œε›½ε―„θ―­]Copied! [ δΈ­εŽδΊΊζ°‘ε…±ε’Œε›½ε―„θ―­] Great work, Celebrity! Your social credit score has increased by [5000] Integers. You will be famous across mainland of China, for what you are currently doing. We will make you celebrity, and even better salary. Keep up the good work! [ δΈ­εŽδΊΊζ°‘ε…±ε’Œε›½ε―„θ―­] [ δΈ­εŽδΊΊζ°‘ε…±ε’Œε›½ε―„θ―­] Great work, Celebrity! Your social credit score has increased by [10000] Integers. Xi Jinping would like to meet you personally at Zhongnanhai to encourage your good work. I am sure you notice that you have gained lot of dislike recently. Do not worry. We will send re-education vans to make sure your figure is in good graces. Keep up the good work! [ δΈ­εŽδΊΊζ°‘ε…±ε’Œε›½ε―„θ―­]
October 2021

Greetings Kripp, I am Dr. Hannibal Lector

twitchquotes: ΰΌΌ ぀ Ν‘ Ν‘Β° ͜ Κ– Ν‘ Ν‘Β° ༽぀ Greetings Kripp, I am Dr. Hannibal Lector, renowned Psychiatrist based in Baltimore, Maryland. I have heard you are the saltiest man alive, I am intrigued by a man of your... tastes. I would like to invite you for... dinner. ΰΌΌ ぀ Ν‘ Ν‘Β° ͜ Κ– Ν‘ Ν‘Β° ༽぀
twitch chat
January 2015
Kripp

Classic

salty

Sniper Guild recruiter here

twitchquotes: Sniper Guild recruiter here TheIlluminati . Our mighty organization of hundreds of Sniparrians is in need of new initiates who can infiltrate the Kripparrians stream. A minimum experience of two snipes is required. Do not worry about time delays or snitches, our buddy Drivezy has you covered. We hope you will consider joining us in our quest to defeat Kripparrian
twitch chat
July 2017
Kripp

Hearthstone

Donkey Kong

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September 2021

What's the best way to cash out without creating a huge ruckus?

For example, lets just say that I theoretically put $4000 into crypto, watched it quadruple and now I theoretically had $16k in crypto. Now lets imagine that I theoretically put half of that so $8000 into this funny haha dog coin called Shiba Inu or something in August 2020 and just forgot about it cause it's funny to put a lot of money into stupid jokes. But theoretically lets say that it turned to $8 billion in a bit over a year and now I want to cash out and move it to my bank account. How would I theoretically go on about this safely if I theoretically had this much money in crypto, in theory of course.
November 2021

Cryptocurrency

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