[Copypasta] Yup, it's gamer time!

twitchquotes: No women: check. No leftists: check. No minorities: check. Yup, itโ€™s gamer time!
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April 2019
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Making poops of different shapes

twitchquotes: Sแดแดแด‡แด›ษชแดแด‡s แดกสœแด‡ษด I แด˜แดแดแด˜, I แดœsแด‡ แด›สœแด‡ sสœแด€แด˜ษชษดษข แด€แด›แด›แด€แด„สœแดแด‡ษดแด› า“ส€แดแด แดส แดสŸแด… PสŸแด€ส Dแดสœ า“แดœษด sแด‡แด›. I แด˜สŸแด€แด„แด‡ ษชแด› แดษด แดส แด€ษดแดœs, แด€ษดแด… แดแด€แด‹แด‡ แด˜แดแดแด˜s ษชษด แด…ษชา“า“แด‡ส€แด‡ษดแด› sสœแด€แด˜แด‡s. Tสœแด‡ส€แด‡'s ษดแดแด›สœษชษดษข sแด›ส€แด€ษดษขแด‡ แด€ส™แดแดœแด› แด›สœแด€แด› แด€แด› แด€สŸสŸ. I'แด แด€ษด Aแดแด‡ส€ษชแด„แด€ษด, สŸษชแด ษชษดษข ษชษด Aแดแด‡ส€ษชแด„แด€, แด€ษดแด… ษชา“ I แดกแด€ษดแด› แด›แด สœแด€แด แด‡ แด˜แดแดแด˜s sสœแด€แด˜แด‡แด… สŸษชแด‹แด‡ sแด›แด€ส€s, I สœแด€แด แด‡ แด‡แด แด‡ส€ส ส€ษชษขสœแด› แด›แด. Tสœแด‡ า“แดแดœษดแด…ษชษดษข า“แด€แด›สœแด‡ส€s แดกแดแดœสŸแด… สœแด€แด แด‡ แดกแด€ษดแด›แด‡แด… ษชแด› แด›สœแด€แด› แดกแด€ส.
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March 2014
Kripp

Called my overweight female friend a heckin chonker today and now she wonโ€™t talk to me

My female friend was crying about how fat she was and I was trying to comfort her by telling her that she didnโ€™t look that fat but she kept accusing me of lying to make her feel bad so I thought that saying โ€œmaybe your just a heckin chonkerโ€ would cheer her up and lighten the mood but she just looked at me and left. I hope she realised that I was only being nice and that she is being irrational.
August 2021

CATTARIAN WAS A SLOW AND DELICIOUS DINNER

twitchquotes: ( อ ยฐ อŸส– อกยฐ) CATTARIAN WAS A SLOW AND DELICIOUS DINNER ( อ ยฐ อŸส– อกยฐ)
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August 2015
Kripp

In the name of Renly of House Baratheon

twitchquotes: โˆฉเผผหตโ˜ฏโ€ฟโ˜ฏหตเผฝใคยค=[]:::::> In the name of Renly of House Baratheon, First of his name, rightful King of the Andals and the First Men. Lord of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm. I, Kripp of SoloMid, sentence you to die.<====]-oยฏ\_เผผโ˜ฏโ€ฟโ˜ฏโœฟเผฝ๏พ‰
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June 2015
Kripp

FrankerZ

โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–‘ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–„โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–€โ–’โ–€โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘
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