Oh, these? My boobies? My massive fucking titties? My super stuffed milkies? My honker bonker doinky boinkies? My fucking fabric stretching wind flapping gravity welling sex mounds? You mean these super duper ultra hyper god damn motherfucking tits?
What happened to this ad? :(
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TSM aka "Truly Somewhat Mediocre" is a North American team that consistently underperforms in all international tournaments. It is specifically known for having a weak early, mid, and late-game.
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I hate it when people type "xD" 
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didn't expect to queue into you this game
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oh hey toast, didn't expect to queue into you this game haha so random! i'm actually streaming rn as well on my stream at twitchtv/xxxxxx maybe you can host me 
no big deal if not. enjoy your content! i'm streaming atm so check me out!
no big deal if not. enjoy your content! i'm streaming atm so check me out!
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TWITCH WARNING: This chat has been chosen for the Golden beta test. Every 100 s, one will be Golden!
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Reynad's large forehead
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