[Copypasta] Oh, these? My boobies?

Oh, these? My boobies? My massive fucking titties? My super stuffed milkies? My honker bonker doinky boinkies? My fucking fabric stretching wind flapping gravity welling sex mounds? You mean these super duper ultra hyper god damn motherfucking tits?
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"kappa this, kappa that" Does it ever stop?

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If Jeff Bezos gave everyone on this planet $1 billion

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You ACTUALLY consider yourself to be a TRUE hip hop fan?!

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