Oh, these? My boobies? My massive fucking titties? My super stuffed milkies? My honker bonker doinky boinkies? My fucking fabric stretching wind flapping gravity welling sex mounds? You mean these super duper ultra hyper god damn motherfucking tits?
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Flex Tape
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To show you the power of Flex Tape, I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF and repaired it with only Flex Tape. Not only does Flex Tape's powerful adhesive hold the boat together, but it creates a super strong, water-tight seal so the inside is completely dry. YEE DOGGIE! Just cut, peel, stick, and seal. Imagine everything you can do with the power of Flex Tape!
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My son 馃檱was SO cute today
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My son 馃檱was SO cute today, he asked me "dad are clouds candy?" I told him they were water. 馃挦 Then he asked "dad, what's Earth's defense system?" and then I remembered I don't have a son and he asked again his eyes now obsidian black "what is the defense system father"
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Shout out to sidewalks for keeping me off the streets
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Pedestrian: i want to give a shout out to sidewalks for keeping me off the streets
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Lower case is for the lower class
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鈺班技嗖犑柼矤嗉斤緣 LOWER CASE IS FOR THE LOWER CLASS 鈺班技嗖犑柼矤嗉斤緣
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