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[Copypasta]Oh, these? My boobies?
Oh, these? My boobies? My massive fucking titties? My super stuffed milkies? My honker bonker doinky boinkies? My fucking fabric stretching wind flapping gravity welling sex mounds? You mean these super duper ultra hyper god damn motherfucking tits?
Oh, these? My boobies? My massive fucking titties? My super stuffed milkies? My honker bonker doinky boinkies? My fucking fabric stretching wind flapping gravity welling sex mounds? You mean these super duper ultra hyper god damn motherfucking tits?
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Dear people who comment on porn
Dear people who comment on porn, why? Do you really think whoever the fuck youβre masturbating to will see βyou are gorgeous I would love to tittyfuck you, it would be my pleasureπππβ will fly over to your house have sex with your fatass and then fly back? No. If it ever actually does happen, Iβd bet that pornstar does it a lot. Which means constant flying. Porn commenters are causing global warming.
Dear people who comment on porn, why? Do you really think whoever the fuck youβre masturbating to will see βyou are gorgeous I would love to tittyfuck you, it would be my pleasureπππβ will fly over to your house have sex with your fatass and then fly back? No. If it ever actually does happen, Iβd bet that pornstar does it a lot. Which means constant flying. Porn commenters are causing global warming.
He knew he was a sellout
twitchquotes:On November 10th, 2014, Octavian "Kripparian" Morosan was found to be severely delusional. He began wandering around his home, mumbling 'brofist' and 'subscribe'. As his weak fist was placed gently on the webcam, a single tear ran down his cheek. He knew he was a sellout.
On November 10th, 2014, Octavian "Kripparian" Morosan was found to be severely delusional. He began wandering around his home, mumbling 'brofist' and 'subscribe'. As his weak fist was placed gently on the webcam, a single tear ran down his cheek. He knew he was a sellout.
TL waiting for TSM at the airport
twitchquotes:π HELLO TSM? π TL HERE π WE ARE WAITING AT THE MCDONALDS BY GATE 06 π
I shudder as I feel a large hand moving up my thighs. I open my eyes and there he is. The ogrelord. Shrek. I hug him so tight and press my erection against him. He places me on my stomach and inserts the Shrock into my anus. Pure bliss. I look into his eyes, and he says 'don't worry now aye? I'm ogre the moon for yeh'. Pls no copato pastado