My kids were listening to old town road by Lil Nas X and one of my kids asked me doesnβt he worship satan? Thinking face I said yes son sadly he does. I had to turn on No role modelz by J Cole to cheer him up My kids idolize someone better now! Thank you J Cole youβre a life saver!
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Weebs
Incorrect Dongerhood, Sir
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ΰΌΌ ΰ² ΩΝΰ²°ΰ³ΰΌΌ ΰ² ΩΝΰ²°ΰ³ΰΌΌ ΰ² ΩΝΰ²°ΰ³ΰΌΌ ΰ² ΩΝΰ²°ΰ³ ΰΌ½ΰ² ΩΝΰ²°ΰ³ ΰΌ½ΰ² ΩΝΰ²°ΰ³ ΰΌ½ YOU ARRIVED IN THE INCORRECT DONGERHOOD, SIRΰΌΌ ΰ² ΩΝΰ²°ΰ³ΰΌΌ ΰ² ΩΝΰ²°ΰ³ΰΌΌ ΰ² ΩΝΰ²°ΰ³ΰΌΌ ΰ² ΩΝΰ²°ΰ³ ΰΌ½ΰ² ΩΝΰ²°ΰ³ ΰΌ½ΰ² ΩΝΰ²°ΰ³ ΰΌ½
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I dropped my notes
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Kripp
I once knew this man. He was from the ocean
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I once knew this man. He was from the ocean. He did very Ocean-y things. He took me by the hand to take me to the land that you understand. He was the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand, Soaking up the thirst of the land. Soaking up the thirst of the land. His Shin was in the shape of an "O". Don't know what to call him though...any ideas?
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YOU. ME. GAS STATION.
What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh, there was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi, we black out and wake up in a sewer. We're surrounded by fish; horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy, the stench draws in a bear. What are we gonna do? We're gonna fight it. BEAR FIGHT. BEAR HANDED. BEAR naked? oh yes, please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl. then we ride into a chuck-e-cheese, dance dance revolution. REVOLUTION? OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT? uh, I think so. next thing you know, i'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then i turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out which i didn't know you could do, then i smoked a joint. Greened-out, then i turned into the sun. uh oh, looks like the meth is kicking in.