My kids were listening to old town road by Lil Nas X and one of my kids asked me doesnโt he worship satan? Thinking face I said yes son sadly he does. I had to turn on No role modelz by J Cole to cheer him up My kids idolize someone better now! Thank you J Cole youโre a life saver!
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All Cops Are Sus (ACAS)
Instead of saying ACAB(all cops are bastar*ds) we should start saying ACAS(all cops are sus). Think about it, it's less offensive and it only shows that we think that a cop might be sus(suspicious) of something but not necesseraly guilty of it. It's the same thing in the popular game amogus with thinking that all red players are impostors really. This might sound stupid but hear me out. Statistically, every player regardless of their color has the same chance of being the impostor, yet, there is this social stigma that only red players are impostors. However, players of Amugus have developed this great system that will help them show their suspicion on someone without saying that they are the impostor(in case that they actually aren't). They say that someone is 'sus' so nobody gets their feelings hurt. We can apply this knowledge to the real world, right? If everyone can be an impostor in amongsus, regardless of their color, so can anyone be a bastard in real world, regardless of their task(job as some low inteligence individuals might call it).
Among Us / Amogus
I want to date Pokimane so bad
twitchquotes:
I want to date Pokimane so bad. She is so cute and I love her so much. She has a cute smile and a cute face. Sheโs a gamer like me and has a amazing personality. I would love to tell her every night โI love youโ and rub her feet while she is streaming. We would go out when she isnโt doing gamer stuff and have fun together. She is also really good at gaming so I would be able to get carried by my very own GF. I love girls who are better at things than me so I can learn from them. God I want to date Pokimane
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Pokimane
This guy's wallet is CRAZY!
twitchquotes:
โ โThis guy's wallet is CRAZY!โ โ โMy bank account can't win against a payment like thatโ โ "He NEEDED precisely those two credit cards to win" โ โHe bought the only card that could beat meโ โ "He had the perfect purchase" โ โThere was nothing I could buy" โ โI paid that perfectly"
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Hearthstone
This Copypasta Is CRAZY!
Ban one elephant
twitchquotes:
๐ BAN ๐ ONE ๐ ELEPHANT ๐ AND ๐ YOU ๐ GET ๐ THE ๐ WHOLE ๐ PARADE ๐
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Ban X Get The Whole Y
Please stop spaming gachiGASM and gachiBASS
twitchquotes:
Chat. My son is watching [insert streamer here]. Please stop spaming 
and 
. It's not good for a kid to see that. He might be curious about tasting a glorious *** in the future. I dont want that.
. It's not good for a kid to see that. He might be curious about tasting a glorious *** in the future. I dont want that.
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