My kids were listening to old town road by Lil Nas X and one of my kids asked me doesn’t he worship satan? Thinking face I said yes son sadly he does. I had to turn on No role modelz by J Cole to cheer him up My kids idolize someone better now! Thank you J Cole you’re a life saver!
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Having Carpe on Fusion is unsustainable for the team
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Having Carpe on Fusion is unsustainable for the team. He will eventually bring the rest of the team down. No matter how much Fusion invests in this team, they will never be able to afford the aquarium to keep Carpe at optimal performance. It is the sad reality of signing a fish, but Fusion will soon learn.
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Mango Bay CoolCat
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𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓸 𝓑𝓪𝔂 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓸 𝓑𝓪𝔂 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓸 𝓑𝓪𝔂 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓸 𝓑𝓪𝔂 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓸 𝓑𝓪𝔂 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓸 𝓑𝓪𝔂 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓸 𝓑𝓪𝔂 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓸 𝓑𝓪𝔂 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓸 𝓑𝓪𝔂 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓸 𝓑𝓪𝔂 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓸 𝓑𝓪𝔂 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓸 𝓑𝓪𝔂 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓸 𝓑𝓪𝔂 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓸 𝓑𝓪𝔂 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓸 𝓑𝓪𝔂 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓸 𝓑𝓪𝔂
𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓸 𝓑𝓪𝔂 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓸 𝓑𝓪𝔂 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓸 𝓑𝓪𝔂 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓸 𝓑𝓪𝔂 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓸 𝓑𝓪𝔂 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓸 𝓑𝓪𝔂 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓸 𝓑𝓪𝔂 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓸 𝓑𝓪𝔂 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓸 𝓑𝓪𝔂 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓸 𝓑𝓪𝔂 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓸 𝓑𝓪𝔂 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓸 𝓑𝓪𝔂 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓸 𝓑𝓪𝔂 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓸 𝓑𝓪𝔂 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓸 𝓑𝓪𝔂 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓸 𝓑𝓪𝔂
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Kripp. It's Morpheus from future talking to you
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Hello ĸrιpp, ιт’ѕ мorpнeυѕ ғroм ғυтυre тalĸιng тo yoυ. ι нave 2 cнoιceѕ ғor yoυ, вlυe pιll or red pιll. вlυe pιll вrιngѕ yoυ lιғe, woмen, cнιleттe, dog, caт, cнιld, caѕυalιтy and no vιewerѕ. red pιll вrιngѕ yoυ nolιғe, oj, no dιѕтracтιonѕ ғroм oυтѕιde world, pro ѕтaтυѕ and vιewerѕ. cнooѕe wιѕely мιѕтer ĸrιpperѕon.
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I hate gaming laptops
Today when I walked into my economics class I saw something I dread every time I close my eyes. Someone had brought their new gaming laptop to class. The Forklift he used to bring it was still running idle at the back. I started sweating as I sat down and gazed over at the 700lb beast that was his laptop. He had already reinforced his desk with steel support beams and was in the process of finding an outlet for a power cable thicker than Amy Schumer's thigh. I start shaking. I keep telling myself I'm going to be alright and that there's nothing to worry about. He somehow finds a fucking outlet. Tears are running down my cheeks as I send my last texts to my family saying I love them. The teacher starts the lecture, and the student turns his laptop on. The colored lights on his RGB Backlit keyboard flare to life like a nuclear flash, and a deep humming fills my ears and shakes my very soul. The entire city power grid goes dark. The classroom begins to shake as the massive fans begin to spin. In mere seconds my world has gone from vibrant life, to a dark, earth shattering void where my body is getting torn apart by the 150mph gale force winds and the 500 decibel groan of the cooling fans. As my body finally surrenders, I weep, as my school and my city go under. I fucking hate gaming laptops.
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