[Copypasta] My kids were listening to Lil Nas X

My kids were listening to old town road by Lil Nas X and one of my kids asked me doesn’t he worship satan? Thinking face I said yes son sadly he does. I had to turn on No role modelz by J Cole to cheer him up My kids idolize someone better now! Thank you J Cole you’re a life saver!
April 2021
What happened to this ad? :(
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I heard-a you-a guys-a like-a da pasta!

twitchquotes: (Β° ~ΝœΚ–~ Β°)I heard-a you-a guys-a like-a da pasta!(Β° ~ΝœΚ–~ Β°)
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October 2014
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peepoClap

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Jacked off in the shower while laying down in the tub

Jacked off in the shower while laying down in the tub -- shower water raining down from above. It was very nice and ended nicely. Later that day, I went to take a shit. Shit wouldn't come out, and I felt an odd tugging sensation between my ass cheeks. Thought I was dying and started freaking out while I tried to pinch my shit off to investigate. Turns out my jizz had found its way into my ass cheeks while laying down in the tub, mingled with all my ass hair, and solidified into a gelatinous plaster. Upon shitting, the hair was so fucked together that my cheeks couldn't separate for the shit to emerge (felt like that playdoh hair salon toy). I ended up having such a massacre of shitcum on my ass and hands that I had to get back in the shower just to clean off.
December 2020

Minecraft creeper head

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Mr. K-Kripp, I charted your win rate for the last month

twitchquotes: monkaS πŸ‘‰ πŸ“‰ Um.... Mr. K-Kripp, I charted your win rate for the last month...
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