A teacher asked the class, "what is SEX?" Johnny got up and said, "Sex is a TEMPTATION which causes a SENSATION when a boy sticks his LOCATION into a girl's DESTINATION which increases the POPULATION for the next GENERATION. Do you get my EXPLANATION? or do you need a DEMONSTRATION?"
The teacher fainted.
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This Putin guy is insane!! ๐ฅ
-1,68m manlet ๐๐๐ป
-0 pussy ๐น
-0 major cities conquered ๐
-0 hairs left on his head ๐๐๐ป
-currency less valuable than robux ๐ฅ๐
-empty threats merchant ๐คฏ
-1,68cm ๐น๐น๐น๐น
Better dictator than Stalin??? ๐ฅ
Russian Ukrainian War
Ben Shapiro asks his mom for Robux
Now, letโs say ๐ฃ hypothetically, you ๐, my mother ๐ช. Were to give ๐ me, your 
son ๐โโ๏ธ, your credit ๐ธ card ๐ณ information ๐๐ผ. So I ๐ฅ could make ๐ a purchase ๐ฒ of 500 ๐ฏ robux ๐ on the Roblox.com/store. Contrary to what my sister ๐ฑโโ๏ธ will have you ๐ believe ๐
๐ป, I ๐ฅ have done โ
a very โผ good ๐ job ๐โโ๏ธ๐คต of doing my chores ๐งผ, including ๐ฒ, but ๐ not limited ๐ to; The dishes ๐ณ๐ฝ๐๐ผ, the laundry and the taking ๐ out the trash โน๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ถ๐.
son ๐โโ๏ธ, your credit ๐ธ card ๐ณ information ๐๐ผ. So I ๐ฅ could make ๐ a purchase ๐ฒ of 500 ๐ฏ robux ๐ on the Roblox.com/store. Contrary to what my sister ๐ฑโโ๏ธ will have you ๐ believe ๐
๐ป, I ๐ฅ have done โ
a very โผ good ๐ job ๐โโ๏ธ๐คต of doing my chores ๐งผ, including ๐ฒ, but ๐ not limited ๐ to; The dishes ๐ณ๐ฝ๐๐ผ, the laundry and the taking ๐ out the trash โน๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ถ๐.
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Positive "Give me a second guys" copypasta
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โGive me a second, guys,โ Kripp says. โGotta hit up the bathroomโ He turns down the volume on his microphone, and immediately springs up from his chair and shouts "I LOVE THIS GAME!" before giving Dex a swift pat on the head. As Dex yips loudly in delight, Kripp runs over to give Rania a kiss on the cheek. Rania then tries to take out the trash, but Kripp swiftly grabs the bag from her and does it for her. Elated, Kripp wipes the sweat off his forehead, sits back down, and resumes his stream.
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Kripp
That's some good shit right there
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๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ good shit goเฑฆิ sHit๐ thats โ some good๐๐shit right๐๐th ๐ ere๐๐๐ rightโthere โโif i do ฦฝaาฏ so my sel๏ฝ ๐ฏ i say so ๐ฏ thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: สณแถฆแตสฐแต แตสฐแตสณแต) mMMMMแทะ๐ฏ ๐๐ ๐ะO0ะเฌ ๏ผฏOO๏ผฏOะเฌ เฌ Ooooแตแตแตแตแตแตแตแตแต๐ ๐๐ ๐ ๐ฏ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐๐Good shit
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