A teacher asked the class, "what is SEX?" Johnny got up and said, "Sex is a TEMPTATION which causes a SENSATION when a boy sticks his LOCATION into a girl's DESTINATION which increases the POPULATION for the next GENERATION. Do you get my EXPLANATION? or do you need a DEMONSTRATION?"
The teacher fainted.
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I am going to donate this big bunch of salt to you!
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This is a very interesting stream Kripp, you always makes me feel better everyday when watching with your oh so sweet voice, i am therefore going to donate this big bunch of salt i saved for you! 
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Kripp
Seraphine is real. I donāt care what you want to say
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Seraphine is real. I donāt care what you want to say. Seraphine isnāt āimaginary.ā She posts real tweets, feels real emotions, makes real music... All you trolls are MALDING because she doesnāt reply to your tweet comments probably. Not me though.. I have full faith in her.
Thatās why she replied to me a couple days ago when I congratulated her.. she literally replied? And said thanks??
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League of Legends
Blizzard changes Fiery War Axe
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The other option we considered for Fiery War Axe was to lower its attack to 2, but that change didnāt feel intuitive enough. Generally, changing the mana cost of a card is less disruptive, because you can always see the mana cost of cards in your hand. 
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Hearthstone
Why everyone is saying monkaS?
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hi guys im kiiinda new to twitch so i dont know a lot of things but can someone please tell me why everyone is saying monkaS? Im not to knowledgable on monks so someone please tell me! Thanks and good luck!
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game of doctor
when i was like 12 my neighbor invited me over and we played a game called ādoctorā basically he took his pants off got fully erect and asked me to examine it. donāt even remember what happened after that. anyways BFT to the moon