[Copypasta] Masturbation on a plane should be socially acceptable

Flying, and travel in general, is stressful. And want to know one of the best stress relievers? That's right, masturbation. So what if a person wants to relieve some of that tension by spanking the monkey or flicking the bean? There's nothing wrong with paddling the pink canoe or Jackin' the beanstalk. It's totally natural to give yourself a nice little under the pants handshake. We all need to visit the purple headed soldier from time to time. It's not hurting anyone so if it's not your forte, just put on your headphones and ignore the man next to you playing a solo on his skin flute. Society should be way more accepting of masturbation on airplanes.
March 2021
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Professional Penguin Wrestling Champion

twitchquotes: hello. i am 18 years old and i am a profesonal penguin wrestling champion. i have won all matches with penguins but now i need money to go to the north pole so i can wrestle with the penguin king so please donate to me. please dont copy and paste my life story
twitch chat
October 2014
Kripp

Smoke weed everyday

twitchquotes: โ•ญโ”โ”โ”โ•ฎโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ญโ•ฎโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑ โ”ƒโ•ฐโ”โ”โ”ณโ•ฎโ•ญโ”ณโ”โ”โ”ซโ”ƒโ•ญโ”ณโ”โ”โ•ฎโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑ โ•ฐโ”โ”โ•ฎโ”ƒโ•ฐโ•ฏโ”ƒโ•ญโ•ฎโ”ƒโ•ฐโ•ฏโ”ซโ”ƒโ”โ”ซโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑ โ”ƒโ•ฐโ”โ•ฏโ”ƒโ”ƒโ”ƒโ”ƒโ•ฐโ•ฏโ”ƒโ•ญโ•ฎโ”ซโ”ƒโ”โ”ซโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑ โ•ฐโ”โ”โ”โ”ปโ”ปโ”ปโ”ปโ”โ”โ”ปโ•ฏโ•ฐโ”ปโ”โ”โ•ฏโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑ โ•ญโ•ฎโ•ญโ•ฎโ•ญโ•ฎโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ญโ•ฎโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑ โ”ƒโ”ƒโ”ƒโ”ƒโ”ƒโ”ƒโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ”ƒโ”ƒโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑ โ”ƒโ”ƒโ”ƒโ”ƒโ”ƒโ”ฃโ”โ”โ”ณโ”โ”โ”ณโ”โ•ฏโ”ƒโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑ โ”ƒโ•ฐโ•ฏโ•ฐโ•ฏโ”ƒโ”ƒโ”โ”ซโ”ƒโ”โ”ซโ•ญโ•ฎโ”ƒโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑ โ•ฐโ•ฎโ•ญโ•ฎโ•ญโ”ซโ”ƒโ”โ”ซโ”ƒโ”โ”ซโ•ฐโ•ฏโ”ƒโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑ โ•ฑโ•ฐโ•ฏโ•ฐโ•ฏโ•ฐโ”โ”โ”ปโ”โ”โ”ปโ”โ”โ•ฏโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑ โ•ญโ”โ”โ”โ•ฎโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ญโ•ฎโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ญโ•ฎ โ”ƒโ•ญโ”โ”โ•ฏโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ”ƒโ”ƒโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ”ƒโ”ƒ โ”ƒโ•ฐโ”โ”โ”ณโ•ฎโ•ญโ”ณโ”โ”โ”ณโ”โ”ณโ•ฎโ•ฑโ•ญโ”ณโ”โ•ฏโ”ฃโ”โ”โ”ณโ•ฎโ•ฑโ•ญโ•ฎโ”ƒโ”ƒ โ”ƒโ•ญโ”โ”โ”ซโ•ฐโ•ฏโ”ƒโ”ƒโ”โ”ซโ•ญโ”ซโ”ƒโ•ฑโ”ƒโ”ƒโ•ญโ•ฎโ”ƒโ•ญโ•ฎโ”ƒโ”ƒโ•ฑโ”ƒโ”ƒโ•ฐโ•ฏ โ”ƒโ•ฐโ”โ”โ•‹โ•ฎโ•ญโ”ซโ”ƒโ”โ”ซโ”ƒโ”ƒโ•ฐโ”โ•ฏโ”ƒโ•ฐโ•ฏโ”ƒโ•ญโ•ฎโ”ƒโ•ฐโ”โ•ฏโ”ƒโ•ญโ•ฎ โ•ฐโ”โ”โ”โ•ฏโ•ฐโ•ฏโ•ฐโ”โ”โ”ปโ•ฏโ•ฐโ”โ•ฎโ•ญโ”ปโ”โ”โ”ปโ•ฏโ•ฐโ”ปโ”โ•ฎโ•ญโ•ฏโ•ฐโ•ฏ โ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ญโ”โ•ฏโ”ƒโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ญโ”โ•ฏโ”ƒ โ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฐโ”โ”โ•ฏโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฐโ”โ”โ•ฏ
twitch chat
June 2016
imaqtpie

Nani the fuck did you just fucking iimasu about watashi

Nani the fuck did you just fucking iimasu about watashi, you chiisai bitch desuka? Watashiโ€™ll have anata know that watashi graduated top of my class in Nihongo 3, and watashiโ€™ve been involved in iroirona Nihongo tutoring sessions, and watashi have over sanbyaku perfect test scores. Watashi am trained in kanji, and watashi is the top letter writer in all of southern California. Anata are nothing to watashi but just another weaboo. Watashi will korosu anata the fuck out with vocabulary the likes of which has never been mimasuโ€™d before on this continent, mark watashino fucking words. Anata thinks anata can get away with hanashimasing that kuso to watashi over the intaaneto? Omou again, fucker. As we hanashimasu, watashi am contacting watashino secret netto of otakus across the USA, and anatano IP is being traced right now so you better junbishimasu for the ame, ujimushi. The ame that korosuโ€™s the pathetic chiisai thing anata calls anatano life. Youโ€™re fucking shinimashitaโ€™d, akachan.
June 2021

Weebs

hafu you keep calling your boyfriend dog

twitchquotes: hey hafu i saw that u keep calling your boyfriend "dog". as a new viewer this is kinda off putting and gives the vibe that u hate men. is it possible to call him david instead
twitch chat
June 2019
Hafu

Middle finger

โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–’โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–Œโ–€โ–’โ–Œโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–’โ–โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–’โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–Œโ–’โ–Œโ–€โ–โ–’โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–’โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–’โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–Œโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–’โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–ˆโ–โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–’โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–€โ–’โ–โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–„โ–„ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–Œโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ– โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–โ– โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–
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