[Copypasta] Burger King tweet thread: women belong in the kitchen tweet

Women belong in the kitchen. If they want to, of course. Yet only 20% of chefs are women. We're on a mission to change the gender ratio in the restaurant industry by empowering female employees with the opportunity to pursue a culinary career. #IWD - We are proud to be launching a new scholarship programme which will help female Burger King employees pursue their culinary dreams!
March 2021
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M-mr Kripp could you p-please stop crying

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I ๐Ÿ‘ bless ๐Ÿ™ the rains ๐ŸŒง down โฌ‡๏ธ in Africa

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Boring to watch, boring to play, it's Brawl Day

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