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[Copypasta]Niga Higa Bromance song lyrics
π BROMANCE π nothing really gay π₯΅ about it π― not that there's π anything wrong with being gay π BROMANCE π shouldn't be ashamed π or hide it π€ I love you π in the most heterosexual way π π¦
π BROMANCE π nothing really gay π₯΅ about it π― not that there's π anything wrong with being KappaPride gay π BROMANCE π shouldn't be ashamed π or hide it π€ I love you π in the most heterosexual way π π¦
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To the conservative suburban woman behind me in line at Subway yesterday:
To the conservative suburban woman behind me in line at Subway yesterday:
Iβm sorry I kept referring to Fredβs liberally mayoβd oven-roasted chicken sub as a βbukkake specialβ. Iβm sorry that you kept demanding that your teenage son explain why he was laughing so hard. Iβm extra sorry that this turn of events led you to practically yelling βETHAN, WHAT IS A BUKKAKE SPECIAL?β in the middle of a crowded restaurant.
To the conservative suburban woman behind me in line at Subway yesterday:
Iβm sorry I kept referring to Fredβs liberally mayoβd oven-roasted chicken sub as a βbukkake specialβ. Iβm sorry that you kept demanding that your teenage son explain why he was laughing so hard. Iβm extra sorry that this turn of events led you to practically yelling βETHAN, WHAT IS A BUKKAKE SPECIAL?β in the middle of a crowded restaurant.
100% reason to go for the face
twitchquotes:10% luck, 20% skill, 15% slowly ranking uphill, 5% topdeck, 50% race or just 100% reason to go for the face
10% luck, 20% skill, 15% slowly ranking uphill, 5% topdeck, 50% race or just 100% reason to go for the face SMOrc
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twitchquotes:It is the 2018 Oscars and Tom Hanks stands at the podium to announce Best Actor. βBoy,β he says, βwe got a real competition this year! Johnny Depp, Leo DiCaprio, George Clooney, anyone could win!β The world holds its breath to see who will win the most prestigious acting award in the world. βWow!β says Hanks. βI donβt believe it! The winner is Kripparrian in his βUnsponsoredβ Hero Academy 2β’ Stream!β
It is the 2018 Oscars and Tom Hanks stands at the podium to announce Best Actor. βBoy,β he says, βwe got a real competition this year! Johnny Depp, Leo DiCaprio, George Clooney, anyone could win!β The world holds its breath to see who will win the most prestigious acting award in the world. βWow!β says Hanks. βI donβt believe it! The winner is Kripparrian in his βUnsponsoredβ Hero Academy 2β’ Stream!β
So as joke, I fucked my friend in a Joseph Stalin cosplay
So as a joke, I went to my friend's house wearing Joseph Stalin's mustache and clothes. I could barely stop my laughter as he went as red as the Soviet flag and looked at me from head to toe with a bit of drool in his mouth. The way he stared made made feel a bit funny too, but I decided to tease him more by taking off my clothes. He asked me, "Are you serious?" and I said "Yes,comrade."
He went silent for what seemed like forever, so I asked him, "What's the matter,comrade?" He said he's confused, but then his boner got really hard, which made me take off his clothes. I expected him to scream, "Stop!" as I kissed him and stroked his cock, but he instead shouted "Not a step back!" which made me get a boner myself. Before I knew it, I was blowing him for the first time till he came.
His semen was so thick, it got stuck inside my throat no matter how hard I swallowed. He then said, "I want to fuck you now!" and seeing that we've already gone that far and we were both naked, I obliged. A few hours later, the jerk went all pale and said to me "Why did we do that? Now I'm not fucking straight." But he still looked so cute all confused like that, so I took pity on him and reassured while wiping his cum off my face, "Let's just pretend I'ms till Joseph Stalin."
So as a joke, I went to my friend's house wearing Joseph Stalin's mustache and clothes. I could barely stop my laughter as he went as red as the Soviet flag and looked at me from head to toe with a bit of drool in his mouth. The way he stared made made feel a bit funny too, but I decided to tease him more by taking off my clothes. He asked me, "Are you serious?" and I said "Yes,comrade."
He went silent for what seemed like forever, so I asked him, "What's the matter,comrade?" He said he's confused, but then his boner got really hard, which made me take off his clothes. I expected him to scream, "Stop!" as I kissed him and stroked his cock, but he instead shouted "Not a step back!" which made me get a boner myself. Before I knew it, I was blowing him for the first time till he came.
His semen was so thick, it got stuck inside my throat no matter how hard I swallowed. He then said, "I want to fuck you now!" and seeing that we've already gone that far and we were both naked, I obliged. A few hours later, the jerk went all pale and said to me "Why did we do that? Now I'm not fucking straight." But he still looked so cute all confused like that, so I took pity on him and reassured while wiping his cum off my face, "Let's just pretend I'ms till Joseph Stalin."
Truth be told, I'm quite proud of my house blend
twitchquotes: Truth be told, I'm quite proud of my house blend. To attain my flavor and fragrance, I use five different types of coffee beans.