[Copypasta] Niga Higa Bromance song lyrics

🌈 BROMANCE πŸ‘Š nothing really gay πŸ₯΅ about it πŸ’― not that there's πŸ‘Œ anything wrong with being KappaPride gay 🌈 BROMANCE πŸ‘Š shouldn't be ashamed πŸ‘€ or hide it πŸ‘€ I love you 😍 in the most heterosexual way πŸ† πŸ’¦
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