[Copypasta] you are NOT a Pokémon Trainer

twitchquotes: you are NOT a Pokémon Trainer. true trainers understand that battling requires us to see our opponents as equals. you flaunting Pokémon Showdown, whilst aiding in this riot, only shows your ignorance in what it means to be a trainer.
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January 2021
From twitter: https://twitter.com/Thunderblunder7/status/1346941497992568835
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