[Copypasta] Kelly Loeffler after Georgia senate election

Kelly Loeffler I know you're at home right now feeling a little sad. And now you're in bed browsing WSB looking for hot stock tips with maybe a few laughs. But just know this: I will have sex with you. DM me.
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Kelly Loeffler loses the Georgia senate election
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The real power of compounding

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I couldnā€™t tell you what half of the companies in my portfolio do

I couldnā€™t tell you what half of the companies in my portfolio do or even what the ticker stands for...but you better believe Iā€™m jacked to the mfā€™ing tits in every single meme stonk that you crayon eaters have been pumping. CHOO CHOO MFā€™ER.
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