Can we keep the sexual posts to a fucking minimum guys? My parents stumbled on this sub the other day and now I'm not even allowed to access Reddit anymore because of the sex talk they saw in here. This is not a peepee, poopoo and vajayjay fun house. We are not heathens whose only role in life is to fornicate and laugh about fornication and then ejaculate that nonsense, spurting and spewing this so called "humor" on each other like animals. This is a place of worship. Meme worship. God is not pleased with you all. Repent.
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Hello Kripp, proud brony here
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๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ Hello Kripp, proud brony here. I was just wondering if you could played the "dreadsteed" deck as it reminds me of my waifu Twilight Sparkle. Thanks, it would mean soooo much to me (โฟโฏโฟโฏโฟ) ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
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Kripp
Hearthstone
Biden's America
The year is 2021. You look at the television. SIlver fox President Biden announces a vaccine mandate for employees. You clutch your limited edition Trump Funko Pop. It has begun. You gather up all your belongings, and jump into your truck, hitting the highway for the airport. Out of your rearview mirror you can make out a sleek black Prius pursuing you. You make out the numbers โ1โ โ9โ โ8โ and 4โ on their license plate. You are able to lose the Prius and arrive at the airport. You are almost free. At airport security You see a young man being dragged away screaming. The guards yell something about him having more than 3.4 oz of liquid. Thankfully you only have an AR 15 on you. The guard inspects it.
โItโs for hunting,โ you say.
They hand it back to you and wave for you to move along. You breathe a sigh of relief.
โOne more thing.โ
You turn to see a Guard staring down at you with their beady soulless eyes.
โI need to see your vaccination cardโ
It is too late. You try to run away, but you feel someone press a cloth against your face. Reality fades away. You wake up in some kind of lab, chained down to an operation table and gagged. The room is undecorated except for a single poster of Harry Styles in a dress on the wall. A single figure stands in the corner shrouded in shadow, fiddling with a syringe. As they step out of the shadow, you can make out their face, the roguishly handsome Gavin Newsom. He positions a large surgical headlight above you and turns it on. He holds up the large syringe to the light and chuckles, staring into your pleading eyes.
โDon't worry, it will all be over soonโ
He removes his mask to reveal his serpent's tongue, flickering in amusement. He plunges the syringe straight through your โsocialism is for figsโ shirt into your arm.
โNighty nightโ
Your world fades to black once more.
Joe Biden
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NOPERS
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โฑญอ ฬถอ โ ฬถอ ๏ป๏ฎอ
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I sexually Identify as an LGM-30 Minuteman III
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I sexually Identify as an LGM-30 Minuteman III intercontinental ballistic missile. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of delivering a W78 nuclear warhead with an explosive yield of 3x500 kilotons of TNT anywhere on the planet at Mach 23. People say to me that a person being a Minuteman III is impossible and Iโm ๏ปฟincredibly destructive but I donโt care. Iโm having Air Force Global Strike Command install new three-stage solid-fuel rocket engines and give me an $86 billion upgrade on my 59 foot body. From now on I want you guys to call me "ICBM" and respect my right to be in service until at least the 2030s. If you canโt accept me youโre missileophobe and need to check your local AFB for missile silos. Thank you, and I'll see you in WW3.
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I sexually Identify as
Heaven is the highest you can get
It's 4๏ธโฃ2๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ today ๐ณ๐ฑbut I'm not smoking weed ๐ฟ๐๐ด๐๐ฌ I'm smoking ๐จ๐ the Bible ๐๐๐๐ because heaven โฌ๏ธ๐๐๐ is the highest you can get ๐๐ค