I am beyond fucking angry right now. As I type this message I can physically feel my muscles tensing and my blood pressure rising. Why the fuck would you call me a "simp"? I've never even fucking watched The Simpsons. Not one fucking episode. I hope you retract that statement, because i'd never refer to you as a dick for not watching Dick and Dom in da Bungalow.
I used to be a real ad
More Copypastas
Jared we need to talk, are you boosted?
twitchquotes:
"Jared we need to talk" said QT sitting down at the table. "We think you have a problem" said Dom. " are you boosted?" they asked in unison. Jared began to break down and cry as he looked at his D3 account. "I dont think I'll ever get to play with you guys again unless I do" said Jared. "Quit being a *** pussy" said Dom and QT as Jared eyed the glock on the table next to them.
twitch chat
imaqtpie
Boosted Animal Jared
League of Legends
There are two types of chatters
twitchquotes:
Let's get a few things straight. There are two types of chatters: Me and you. I write the "copypasta" and YOU copy and pasta them in chat. This is how it's always worked, we've got it down to a science. Ultimately it's your decision, but there is no room for indecision. So, make a choice NOW otherwise you can kiss this whole chat experience goodbye.
twitch chat
Kripp
Every 60 seconds in Murica, 60000 burgers are digested
twitchquotes:
( Ν‘Β° ΝΚ Ν‘Β°)ο»Ώ Eα΄ α΄ΚΚ 60 sα΄α΄α΄Ι΄α΄
s ΙͺΙ΄ Mα΄ΚΙͺα΄α΄, 60,000 Κα΄ΚΙ’α΄Κs α΄Κα΄ α΄
ΙͺΙ’α΄sα΄α΄α΄
. Tα΄Ι’α΄α΄Κα΄Κ α΄‘α΄ α΄α΄Ι΄ sα΄α΄α΄ α΄ΚΙͺs. PΚα΄α΄sα΄ sα΄Κα΄α΄α΄
α΄Κα΄ α΄‘α΄Κα΄
. ( Ν‘Β° ΝΚ Ν‘Β°)
twitch chat
Kripp
Smoking Frog
ββββββββββββββββββββ
ββββββββββββββββββββ
ββββββββββββββββββββ
ββββββββββββββββββββ
ββββββββββββββββββββ
ββββββββββββββββββββ
ββββββββββββββββββββ
ββββββββββββββββββββ
ββββββββββββ(_Μ
_Μ
_Μ
_Μ
_Μ
_Μ
_Μ
_Μ
_Μ
_Μ
_Μ
_Μ
_Μ
_Μ
() ΰΈΰΉΰΉΰΉΰΉΰΉΰΉΰΉΰΉΰΉΰΉΰΉΰΉΰΉΰΉΰΉΰΉΰΉΰΉΰΉΰΉΰΉΰΉΰΉΰΉΰΉΰΉΰΉΰΉΰΉΰΉΰΉΰΉΰΉΰΉΰΉΰΉΰΉΰΉΰΉΰΉΰΉΰΉΰΉΰΉΰΉΰΉΰΉΰΉ .
ββββββββββββββββββββ
ββββββββββββββββββββ
Donger Song
twitchquotes:
I like to raise my Donger I do it all the time γ½ΰΌΌΰΊΩΝΰΊΰΌ½οΎ and every time its loweredβΰΌΌΰΊΩΝΰΊΰΌ½β I cry and start to whine βΰΌΌ@ΩΝ@ΰΌ½βBut never need to worry ΰΌΌ ΒΊΩΝΒΊΰΌ½ my Donger's staying strong γ½ΰΌΌΰΊΩΝΰΊΰΌ½οΎA Donger saved is a Donger earned so sing the Donger song! α¦ΰΌΌΰΊΩΝΰΊΰΌ½α€
twitch chat
Kripp