I do not care what you say about my mother. Your opinion is your opinion. But trust me, if you actually attempt to do something to my mother, even though she's made some bad decisions in the past that we still need to work through, I will personally call the police on you and I'll be laughing as your mugshot is shown on TV. You don't even know her, do you? The point of your entire existence seems to be to just tease other people. Well, I believe your jokes are in bad taste, and you should cease and desist digging through the dregs left at the bottom of the joke barrel; you could get a splinter, whose pain will be significantly increased by the significantly high amount of salt you carry in your bloodstream. Thank you, and let us cease talking about each other's parents.
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heyyy ๐ Marthin Luther QUEENS ๐ฏโโ๏ธ i have a dream ๐ด ๐ that you will be dicked ๐ down โฌ๏ธ tonight like DADDY ๐จ๐ฟโ๐ฆณ Martin Luther King Jr. would have wanted ๐โ๐ฟ so MARCH ๐ถโโ๏ธ on down โฌ๏ธ to his washington monument ๐บ๐ธ and have a SIT IN ๐งโโ๏ธ on that DICK ๐๐ Make sure to ABOLISH his KKKOCK ๐ฝ like a TRUE PATRIOT ๐ฝ segregate those cheeks ๐ tonight it doesnโt matter ๐
โโ๏ธ if his fountain ๐๐ฆ is BLACK or WHITE ๐ค we are all CUMRADES ๐ฆ๐ฆ in the fight against discrimination ๐ SOAK those PANTIFA ๐ฉฒ our TWERK is not over โผ๏ธ SEND this ๐ค to โ๏ธ every WOKE HOE ๐คฏ you know ๐ Get 2๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ BACK to END racism โ and UNITE the races in SEXUAL ๐๐ HARMONY โฎ๏ธ
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It's already priced in
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Don't even ask the question. The answer is yes, it's priced in. Think Amazon will beat the next earnings? That's already been priced in. You work at the drive thru for Mickey D's and found out that the burgers are made of human meat? Priced in. You think insiders don't already know that? The market is an all powerful, all encompassing being that knows the very inner workings of your subconscious before you were even born. Your very existence was priced in decades ago when the market was valuing Standard Oil's expected future earnings based on population growth that would lead to your birth, what age you would get a car, how many times you would drive your car every week, how many times you take the bus/train, etc. Anything you can think of has already been priced in, even the things you aren't thinking of. You have no original thoughts. Your consciousness is just an illusion, a product of the omniscent market. Free will is a myth. The market sees all, knows all and will be there from the beginning of time until the end of the universe (the market has already priced in the heat death of the universe). So please, before you make a post on wsb asking whether AAPL has priced in earpods 11 sales or whatever, know that it has already been priced in and don't ask such a dumb fucking question again.
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