I do not care what you say about my mother. Your opinion is your opinion. But trust me, if you actually attempt to do something to my mother, even though she's made some bad decisions in the past that we still need to work through, I will personally call the police on you and I'll be laughing as your mugshot is shown on TV. You don't even know her, do you? The point of your entire existence seems to be to just tease other people. Well, I believe your jokes are in bad taste, and you should cease and desist digging through the dregs left at the bottom of the joke barrel; you could get a splinter, whose pain will be significantly increased by the significantly high amount of salt you carry in your bloodstream. Thank you, and let us cease talking about each other's parents.
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My boss recently discovered Among Us
Oh my fucking god guys I am fucking fuming. So the other day at work my boss told us that he recently discovered the video game Among Us, and ever since, his behaviour has become rather concerning. He now refers to me and my coworkers as 'crewmates'. Last Wednesday, when he noticed my teenage colleague slacking off at his workstation, he yelled at him saying he was "faking his tasks" and is "acting sus". I confronted my boss telling him that his behaviour lately has been egregious and immature, and he proceeded to call me an idiot and yelled "kicked!" The next day I caught him dancing around in his office blasting "among drip" from his desktop at full volume. I entered his office to kindly ask him to turn off the music since it was distracting to me and my coworkers. He looked at me angrily, telling me he has called an "emergency meeting", instructing me to have a seat. I asked him what was the matter and he told me that I have been acting extremely "sus". He repeatedly yelled "you're the impostor", telling me to say goodbye to my job because I have been "ejected". I fucking lost my job and I don't know what to do. Please help me Reddit! I have nowhere else to turn.
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No one RIOTS on my watch
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ΜΏ ΜΏ'ΜΏ'Μ΅Π·=ΰΌΌ βΜΏΔΉΜ―βΜΏ ΜΏ ΰΌ½=Ξ΅/Μ΅/βΜΏβΜΏ ΜΏ ΜΏ[} ΜΏ ΜΏ ΜΏ ΜΏ^ Stop right there criminal scum! no one RIOTs on my watch. I'm confiscating your goods. now pay your fine, or it's off to jail. ΜΏ ΜΏ ΜΏ ΜΏ'ΜΏ'Μ΅Π·=ΰΌΌ βΜΏΔΉΜ―βΜΏ ΜΏ ΰΌ½ YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR BEING CASUAL. COME OUT WITH YOUR DONGERS RAISED ΜΏ ΜΏ ΜΏ ΜΏ'ΜΏ'Μ΅Π·=ΰΌΌ βΜΏΔΉΜ―βΜΏ ΜΏ ΰΌ½
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Nicholas Cage You Don't Say
Genuine Kripp Smile
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Look at him, look at that smile. That's a genuine Kripp Smileβ’ there if I ever saw one. Now chat, if you pay close attention you'll realize that these rare, genuine demonstrations of happiness only actually happen when Kripp is playing Hearthstone. Not Artifact, not Magic, not anything else. Hearthstone is where Kripp's heart really is at. We just have to understand and support that, no matter what.
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Kripp
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Valor To Me!
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(ΰΈ Ν Β° ΝΚ Ν‘Β°)ΰΈ α΄ α΄Κα΄Κ, α΄α΄ α΄α΄ (ΰΈ Ν Β° ΝΚ Ν‘Β°)ΰΈ <;ΒΊ ΰΌ½ sΗ«α΄α΄α΄α΄ <;ΒΊ ΰΌ½
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