[Copypasta] Leifman, please go back to work in the salt plant

twitchquotes: Stop it, guys. I'm Leifman's sister, and mother of our beautiful little daughter, Leifgirl. The spam and constant harassment in this chat is driving my beloved Leifman insane. Since he became moderator, he's spending all his time here, and can't provide for his family, anymore. Please, Leifman, get back to work in our salt plant, we need the money.
twitch chat
August 2014
Kripp
I used to be a real ad
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Kripp's Sellout Castle

twitchquotes: It is the year 2016, the Paparrian waits patiently outside Kripp's Sellout Castle. The butler, Trump, opens the door and bows, "His Grace will see you now." Trump brings the Papa into Kripp's throne room, where he sits on a jeweled throne with the Succubus. "Kripp, my son," begins the Papa, but Trump interrupts, "You must pay to speak."
twitch chat
June 2015
Kripp

sellout

Ben Brode purifies Anduin

twitchquotes: Ben Brode twirls his fingers in Anduins soft dirty blond hair. "If I do this, will you make me great again?" Anduin asks as he starts to undress. "Just do as I say and I'll give you the next Dr. Boom". Anduin nods as Ben Brode slams his Temple Enforcer into Anduins 0/5 lightwell. After Boom-botting for 3 seconds, "HAAHAAHAA! YOU HAVE BEEN PURIFIED!" Brode yells as he SCAMAZes all over Anduins face.
twitch chat
August 2016
Kripp

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Meanwhile in Kripp's mouth

twitchquotes: Meanwhile in Kripp's mouth ~โ€ขใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ~โ€ขใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€~โ€ขใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€~โ€ขใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€~โ€ข ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€~โ€ขใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€~โ€ขใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€~โ€ขใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€~โ€ข ~โ€ข ใ€€ ใ€€ใ€€~โ€ขใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€~โ€ขใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€~โ€ขใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ~โ€ข ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€~โ€ขใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€~โ€ขใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€~โ€ข ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€~โ€ข ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€~โ€ขใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€~โ€ขใ€€ ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€~โ€ขใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€~โ€ข
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

Kripp gets married in a shack

twitchquotes: Rania: "why are you playing Diablo 3, Kripp? How can we afford Big Fat Greek Wedding with 5k Diablo viewers?" But the Kripp doesn't listen. He plays Diablo 3 and loses all his viewers and gets married in a shack.
twitch chat
January 2015
Kripp

Kripp, Blizzard here again

twitchquotes: Kripp, Blizzard here again. We've noticed that you've been away from Hearthstone for at least 2 hours. We're just wondering if everything is okay. Is it still mages? We're serious about nerfing them if it's a problem to you. Our Viewbots are ready to bring you much ad revenue. Thank you Kripp, hope to see you soon!
twitch chat
April 2015
Kripp

Viewbots

Hearthstone

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