[Copypasta] my first attempt at making a copypasta

twitchquotes: ok guys this is my first attempt at making a copypasta so wish me luck
twitch chat
October 2020
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I challenge you to ā€œTurtle Kingā€

Before my ban, someone challenged me to a duel with cocks. I challenge you to ā€œTurtle Kingā€ instead. We each dock our unhardened cocks into each other, then we put on clips of Yellen speaking during FOMC meetings. The first to effectively go from flaccid to erect and push the other out of the ā€œdockā€ is crowned Turtle 🤓. Dual me, I’m 4-0.
October 2021

WallStreetBets

Facestone

twitchquotes: Important message from BlizzardĀ® Customer Support: We recently renamed HearthstoneĀ® to FacestoneĀ®. Please make sure not to use HearthstoneĀ®, SkillstoneĀ® or RNGStoneĀ® since these names are obsolete. Thank you.
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March 2015
Forsen

This guy's deck is average

twitchquotes: ā˜‘ ā€œThis guy's deck is averageā€ ā˜‘ ā€œMy deck wins about half of the time against a deck like thatā€ ā˜‘ "He played precisely those two cards" ā˜‘ ā€œHe topdecked a mediocre card for a mediocre turnā€ ā˜‘ "He had several cards" ā˜‘ ā€œThere were multiple options open to meā€ ā˜‘ ā€œI played that"
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

Hearthstone

This Copypasta Is CRAZY!

Why everyone is saying monkaS?

twitchquotes: hi guys im kiiinda new to twitch so i dont know a lot of things but can someone please tell me why everyone is saying monkaS? Im not to knowledgable on monks so someone please tell me! Thanks and good luck!
twitch chat
May 2017

Arena wins and donger size

twitch chat
March 2014
Reynad
Text-to-Speech Playing