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twitchquotes: Oh, were you trying to send a message in this chat? Sorry pal, didn't see you there. In fact, I don't think anybody saw your message. Chat is just moving too fast with all these people spamming large amounts of text. Thems just the breaks kid, welcome to twitch. Don't even bother trying to share your opinion, because at the end of the day, the only thing that the rest of the viewers will remember is this meaningless copypasta that pushed your comment up into the void.
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August 2020
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I fucking hate gaming laptops

I fucking hate gaming laptops. Today when I walked into my economics class I saw something I dread every time I close my eyes. Someone had brought their new gaming laptop to class. The Forklift he used to bring it was still running idle at the back. I started sweating as I sat down and gazed over at the 700lb beast that was his laptop. He had already reinforced his desk with steel support beams and was in the process of finding an outlet for a power cable thicker than Amy Schumer's thigh. I start shaking. I keep telling myself I'm going to be alright and that there's nothing to worry about. He somehow finds a fucking outlet. Tears are running down my cheeks as I send my last texts to my family saying I love them. The teacher starts the lecture, and the student turns his laptop on. The colored lights on his RGB Backlit keyboard flare to life like a nuclear flash, and a deep humming fills my ears and shakes my very soul. The entire city power grid goes dark. The classroom begins to shake as the massive fans begin to spin. In mere seconds my world has gone from vibrant life, to a dark, earth shattering void where my body is getting torn apart by the 150mph gale force winds and the 500 decibel groan of the cooling fans. As my body finally surrenders, I weep, as my school and my city go under. I fucking hate gaming laptops.
January 2022

Forsen, would you do me the honor...

twitchquotes: Forsen, would you do me the honor and fuck my in the ass? Ever since I was a little child I've always dreamed of getting fucked by a streamer. And now, many years later, I've finally found the right one. Forsen, please be my saviour and fuck so hard that I can't walk for a week. Kisses and hugs.
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August 2014
Forsen

My average IQ after taking IQ tests...

twitchquotes: My average IQ after taking IQ tests from accredited psychologist is 134.5 โ†Only 2% of the human population score that high. I'm very close to genius level IQ. You calling me stupid is like some one calling Albert Einstein stupid. Which makes one of us look stupid. Hint: Not me.
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August 2019

Hey TSM, thanks for paying for my free entertainment

twitchquotes: ( ยฐ อœส–อกยฐ)โ•ญโˆฉโ•ฎ Hey T S M, thanks for paying for my free entertainment ( ยฐ อœส–อกยฐ)โ•ญโˆฉโ•ฎ
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January 2015
Kripp

Sense of pride and accomplishment

twitchquotes: The ๐Ÿ’ฐ intent ๐Ÿ’ฐ is ๐Ÿ’ฐ to ๐Ÿ’ฐ provide ๐Ÿ’ฐ players ๐Ÿ’ฐ with ๐Ÿ’ฐ a ๐Ÿ’ฐ sense ๐Ÿ’ฐ of ๐Ÿ’ฐ pride ๐Ÿ’ฐ and ๐Ÿ’ฐ accomplishment ๐Ÿ’ฐ for ๐Ÿ’ฐ unlocking ๐Ÿ’ฐ different ๐Ÿ’ฐ heroes. ๐Ÿ’ฐ As ๐Ÿ’ฐ for ๐Ÿ’ฐ cost, ๐Ÿ’ฐ we ๐Ÿ’ฐ selected ๐Ÿ’ฐ initial ๐Ÿ’ฐ values ๐Ÿ’ฐ based ๐Ÿ’ฐ upon ๐Ÿ’ฐ data ๐Ÿ’ฐ from ๐Ÿ’ฐ the ๐Ÿ’ฐ Open ๐Ÿ’ฐ Beta ๐Ÿ’ฐ and ๐Ÿ’ฐ other ๐Ÿ’ฐ adjustments ๐Ÿ’ฐ made ๐Ÿ’ฐ to ๐Ÿ’ฐ milestone ๐Ÿ’ฐ rewards ๐Ÿ’ฐ before ๐Ÿ’ฐ launch. ๐Ÿ’ฐ Among ๐Ÿ’ฐ other ๐Ÿ’ฐ things, ๐Ÿ’ฐ we're ๐Ÿ’ฐ looking ๐Ÿ’ฐ at ๐Ÿ’ฐ average ๐Ÿ’ฐ per-player ๐Ÿ’ฐ credit ๐Ÿ’ฐ earn ๐Ÿ’ฐ rates ๐Ÿ’ฐ on ๐Ÿ’ฐ a ๐Ÿ’ฐ daily ๐Ÿ’ฐ basis, ๐Ÿ’ฐ and ๐Ÿ’ฐ we'll ๐Ÿ’ฐ be ๐Ÿ’ฐ making ๐Ÿ’ฐ constant ๐Ÿ’ฐ adjustments ๐Ÿ’ฐ to ๐Ÿ’ฐ ensure ๐Ÿ’ฐ that ๐Ÿ’ฐ players ๐Ÿ’ฐ have ๐Ÿ’ฐ challenges ๐Ÿ’ฐ that ๐Ÿ’ฐ are ๐Ÿ’ฐ compelling, ๐Ÿ’ฐ rewarding, ๐Ÿ’ฐ and ๐Ÿ’ฐ of ๐Ÿ’ฐ course ๐Ÿ’ฐ attainable ๐Ÿ’ฐ via ๐Ÿ’ฐ gameplay. We ๐Ÿ’ฐ appreciate ๐Ÿ’ฐ the ๐Ÿ’ฐ candid ๐Ÿ’ฐ feedback, ๐Ÿ’ฐ and ๐Ÿ’ฐ the ๐Ÿ’ฐ passion ๐Ÿ’ฐ the ๐Ÿ’ฐ community ๐Ÿ’ฐ has ๐Ÿ’ฐ put ๐Ÿ’ฐ forth ๐Ÿ’ฐ around ๐Ÿ’ฐ the ๐Ÿ’ฐ current ๐Ÿ’ฐ topics ๐Ÿ’ฐ here ๐Ÿ’ฐ on ๐Ÿ’ฐ Reddit, ๐Ÿ’ฐ our ๐Ÿ’ฐ forums ๐Ÿ’ฐ and ๐Ÿ’ฐ across ๐Ÿ’ฐ numerous ๐Ÿ’ฐ social ๐Ÿ’ฐ media ๐Ÿ’ฐ outlets. Our ๐Ÿ’ฐ team ๐Ÿ’ฐ will ๐Ÿ’ฐ continue ๐Ÿ’ฐ to ๐Ÿ’ฐ make ๐Ÿ’ฐ changes ๐Ÿ’ฐ and ๐Ÿ’ฐ monitor ๐Ÿ’ฐ community ๐Ÿ’ฐ feedback ๐Ÿ’ฐ and ๐Ÿ’ฐ update ๐Ÿ’ฐ everyone ๐Ÿ’ฐ as ๐Ÿ’ฐ soon ๐Ÿ’ฐ and ๐Ÿ’ฐ as ๐Ÿ’ฐ often ๐Ÿ’ฐ as ๐Ÿ’ฐ we ๐Ÿ’ฐ can. ๐Ÿ’ฐ
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November 2017
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