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Hey guys, this is my very first MEME. Hope you guys like it! Thanks for listening.
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They tried circumcising me but my foreskin only grew back stronger
They tried circumcising me but my foreskin only grew back stronger. Since then I have been circumcised every 6 months. My foreskin is now stronger than steel. When I am in danger, I pull it over my body like an outer shell. It is fully bulletproof, fireproof, waterproof and extremely lightweight. I have plans to sell it as a highly rare, resistant material and make millions. Brigades will be made out of beams of foreskin, and police units will wear foreskin vests.
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Story of Felipe
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Let me tell you about Felipe. Felipe is good boy from Guadalajara. He wake at 6:00 to make food for white man. He eat his chipotle like a good boy, and clean the taco like a good boy. When he finish burrito he play stonehearth, but Felipe is sad. Felipe say he no win because of Kripp, and Felipe want retribution. Beware your taco kripp, it may have jalapeno poison...
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i start cracking bongland jokes inna bri'ish accent. Am I the asshole?
>hanging out with friend group
>one guy facetimes some british slag he knows
>i start cracking bongland jokes inna bri'ish accent
>say she sounds like hermione
>Make some joke about earl grey tea
>she says, "ask this fuck'a how you even make earl grey tea
>Say, "toss it in the boston harbor"
>bongchick gets all pissed off
>friend asks me to leave
Am I the asshole?
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