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Hey guys, this is my very first MEME. Hope you guys like it! Thanks for listening.
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Kripp's gotta hit up the bathroom
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"Give me a second, guys," Kripp says. "Gotta hit up the bathroom" He turns down the volume on his microphone, and immediately gives Dex a swift kick down the stairs. As Dex yelps loudly in pain, Kripp overturns the nearest chair, yelling "Fuck this game!" as loudly as he can. Rania tries to calm him down, but Kripp swiftly bodyslams her onto a glass coffee table. After taking a few deep breaths, Kripp wipes the blood off of his face, sits back down at his computer, and resumes his stream.
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Moonmoon canβt beat a box of oatmeal
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This is fucking sad honestly. This man has been playing this game for hours on end , trying to memorize each and every attack and move. He has died over 1000 times to a box of oatmeal and hasnβt even gotten close to beating it. He comes up with an excuse for every death his chatroom watching him is even trying to give him energy β 
TAKE ME ENERGYTakeNRG β and give him tips which he ignores.Yet he still canβt beat a box of oatmeal how pathetic.
TAKE ME ENERGYTakeNRG β and give him tips which he ignores.Yet he still canβt beat a box of oatmeal how pathetic.
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Stream snipers
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One day, the Papa asks Kripp to go fishing, Kripp shrugs, βAlright, but catch and release only β Iβm vegan.β They arrive at the local pristine clear waters of an Ontario stream brimming with wild trout and prepare to fish. Suddenly Kripp shouts, βGet down!β. A crack sounds through the air, and the Papa sees Kripp on the ground bleeding. His final words are, βFucking stream snipers.β
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