[Copypasta] Keep spamming, while I succes at life

twitchquotes: Since my IQ is quite above the average, I will not be joining this spamming festival. I know you would not understand it, just like you dont understand why I have a girlfriend, good job, and big library. Keep spamming, while I succes at life.
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June 2020
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I sexually Identify as a Bastion

twitchquotes: I sexually Identify as a Bastion. Ever since I was a transistor I dreamed of being nanoboosted and firing cannonballs on the disgusting enemy team. People tell me that being a Siege Automaton is impossible but I don't care, I'm overpowered. Iโ€™m having a plastic surgeon install treads, a gattling gun and a nanoboost on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me BOOSTED and respect my right to take 35% less damage 100% of the time. If not, you're an omnic-phobe and need to check your human privileges
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March 2017

Overwatch

I sexually Identify as

The mighty DONGER

twitchquotes: แ•™ DansGame โ•ฑ He is faster แ•™ DansGame โ•ฑ He is stronger แ•™ DansGame โ•ฑ Who is he? แ•™ DansGame โ•ฑ The mighty DONGER แ•™ DansGame โ•ฑ
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February 2016
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MOM I NEED V-BUCKS

twitchquotes: โ—๏ธโœ‹ OK MOM โœ‹โ—๏ธWE NEED TO TALK ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ค I NEED V-BUCKS ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ’ต I'VE MADE STRAIGHT A'S ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿคจ I'VE CLEANED MY ROOM ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿคฌ I'VE TAKEN OUT THE TRASH ๐Ÿ—‘๏ธ๐Ÿ”ซ I CUT THE CATS ASSHOLE HAIR ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘ NOW I NEED YOU ๐Ÿง๐Ÿ‘‰ TO BUY ME V-BUCKS ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ”ฅ I'VE GOTTA SHOW ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคฌ MY CLOUT ON FORTNITE ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ’ฏ NOW I'LL BE IN BED ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ’ค BY NINE BECAUSE IT'S A SCHOOL NIGHT ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿšธ
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November 2018

Fortnite

Twilight Sparkle

โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“ โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–“ โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–“ โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–‘โ–โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–“ โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–’โ–“ โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“ โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“ โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“ โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“ โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“ โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–„โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“ โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“ โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“
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November 2014

LET'S BUILD A RAINBOW CHAT!

twitchquotes: LETS BUILD A RAINBOW CHAT! โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ
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June 2015

Classic

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