[Copypasta] The teacher was Albert Einstein

twitchquotes: When jon lenon was 10 his teacher askd "what do u wana do when u are adult?" and jon lenon said "hapy". the teacher said "u didn't understand question" and lenon said "u dont understand life.". The teacher was alber Einstein, retweet if u beliv in god
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December 2014
Forsen
(ā–€ĢæĹĢÆā”œā”¬ā”“ā”¬ā”“ Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
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Facestone

twitchquotes: Important message from BlizzardĀ® Customer Support: We recently renamed HearthstoneĀ® to FacestoneĀ®. Please make sure not to use HearthstoneĀ®, SkillstoneĀ® or RNGStoneĀ® since these names are obsolete. Thank you.
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March 2015
Forsen

Here's an "extended maintenance" for you

twitchquotes: ( Ā° ĶœŹ–Ķ”Ā°)ā•­āˆ©ā•® Hey Blizzard, here's an "extended maintenance" for you ( Ā° ĶœŹ–Ķ”Ā°)ā•­āˆ©ā•®
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December 2014
Forsen

MY BAG OF COMMUNISTS

twitchquotes: ā˜­ā˜­ā˜­ā˜­ā˜­ā˜­ā˜­ā˜­ā˜­ā˜­ā˜­ā˜­ā˜­ SORRY I DROPPED MY BAG OF COMMUNISTS ā˜­ā˜­ā˜­ā˜­ā˜­ā˜­ā˜­ā˜­ā˜­ā˜­ā˜­ā˜­ā˜­
twitch chat
November 2014
Forsen

Missed lethal does not exist

twitchquotes: Missed lethal does not exist. It is all a well planned and intelligent BM. Now, BM is a very fragile subject. Some say it is bad, some say it is good. But only the best of the best BM kings know the truth. Putting your opponent on 1 health and ending turn is NOT missed lethal. Not using Grommash on explosive trap for lethal is NOT missed lethal. It is pure outplay and master-level BM. So, next time you spam 'MISSED LEGAL' in chat like retards, think again. Watch and learn kids, do as the masters.
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February 2015
Forsen

Hearthstone

Learn the ways of the Russians

twitchquotes: Learn the ways of the Russians, speak their language for a while, they might think you are one of them. Then maybe join their team, success might come and fighting for last drink of vodka will be your next objective. Do not give up, you have Dota tournament ahead of you. Then win TI1, but don't stop now, you have to go deeper. Spend 3 more years trying to solve the puzzle of russki power of motherland and then leave the team with full knowledge of understanding of strenght of ROSSIA and PROMISE URSELF THET YU WILL NEVER LOS TO RUS AND KNOW OF COLLAPSING STRONG EMPIRE OF RUSKILAND.
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November 2014
Forsen
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