[Copypasta] Hey guys Saltarian here

twitchquotes: Hey guys Saltarian here, just want to let chat know that in order to survive I need to Feast upon the salt energy that kripp produces upon experiencing a long bout of bad luck. So please snipe and emote him in ways that will evoke his true salt essence. with enough salt I will take control of his scrawny vegan body and I will give chat what they have been waiting for all along...
twitch chat
May 2020
Kripp

Hearthstone

I used to be a real ad
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Please stop the ใƒฝเผผเบˆู„อœเบˆเผฝ๏พ‰ in your chat

twitchquotes: Hello KRIPP aka GRIPPARRIAN. Please stop the ใƒฝเผผเบˆู„อœเบˆเผฝ๏พ‰ in your chat. I am from dubai and "ใƒฝเผผเบˆู„อœเบˆเผฝ๏พ‰ " means "your aunt has a goat ***" in arabic. I am watching with family after my aunt's funeral and we all find this extremely offensive. Will subscribe so you can fist me like a bro when it stops. Please no dan marino gran torino
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

Hello Kripp, Sandown's mother here, Sandup

twitchquotes: Hello Kripp, Sandown's mother here, Sandup. I don't appreciate the excessive amount of brofisting you've been doing to my son's rectum. When he sleeps at night all he can dream about is you welcoming him to the "5 dolla club" as you tear his anus apart and cause it to profusely bleed with your fist and it's all your fault that he's so butthurt!
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

Visited by the MIGHTY DREADSTEED of the Nether

twitchquotes: ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ IF YOU SEE THIS WHILE SCROLLING you have been visited by the MIGHTY DREADSTEED of the nether, he will leave you alone BUT only if you COPY and PASTE this message 3 times ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ
twitch chat
September 2015
Kripp

Hearthstone

Hey Kripp, itโ€™s me Jimmy from high school

twitchquotes: Hey Kripp, itโ€™s me Jimmy from high school. Its so cool to see you streaming on Twitch. Me and Dustin really miss you. The cheerleading team is nothing without you. And remember that kiss you and I shared in the back of the bus? Those were some good times. We should definitely hook up again XOXO
twitch chat
April 2018
Kripp

Classic

Tanner from High School

Life is good

twitchquotes: (โ—•โ€ฟโ—•โœฟ) Stay positiveใƒฝเผผเบˆ ู„อœเบˆเผฝ๏พ‰ Kripp is excellent (โ—•โ€ฟโ—•โœฟ) Chat is excellent ใƒฝเผผเบˆ ู„อœเบˆเผฝ๏พ‰ Kitty is soft (โ—•โ€ฟโ—•โœฟ) ใƒฝเผผเบˆ ู„อœเบˆเผฝ๏พ‰ Life is good (โ—•โ€ฟโ—•โœฟ_)
twitch chat
December 2014
Kripp
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