[Copypasta] Copy pasters are such idiots.

My husband of 5 years bought me Reddit Gold for my anniversary

My 5-Year anniversary with my husband was last week. The traditional gift for 5 years is silverware. I wanted a new set and told my husband which he could get me as a gift. I knew he wanted an Apple Watch and bought that as my gift to him. On the day of our anniversary, I logged onto Reddit to find dozens of my posts and comments guilded. I found it odd as I don’t post terribly often and the guilded comments were old. It’s also the first time I’ve received Reddit gold. When the time came to exchange gifts, he gleefully opened his Apple Watch and begin setting it up. I figured I’m all the excitement he forgot to give me my gift so I gently prodded him. He told me to check Reddit. Ladies and Gentlemen, my husband GUILDED me 24 times as an anniversary gift. He’s a bit of a jokester, so I figured my real gift was coming. But Reddit, it’s been a week. Do I say something? Buy the silverware myself? Some combination of the two? I feel if I don’t say something then the cycle will repeat itself.

September 2021

Dex sits in a huge doghouse

twitchquotes: A few feet offscreen, Dex sits in a huge doghouse. Full and content because of his "kibbles and bits" diet, he's too happy to move. He's so happy, and enjoys life. He knows his owner has hope of a 12 win run. He knows he could draw attention to himself, since he's the king of his house. In a single act of pride, Dex barks to give Kripp his praise. "Good boy Dex" is his response.

twitch chat

April 2018

Kripp

AMOUGUS SO SUSSY WUSSY

ඞ AMOUGUS SO SUSSY WUSSY shut you fucking mouth its a dead game i cant even say the word sus without a person saying AMOUNGUS i cant even DESCRIBE how my life has changed from this because if i go on the internet SUS FUNNY OOH i swear next time i hear or see it i will shit on your mom

May 2021

Among Us / Amogus

Jacking Off Emoji

November 2021

NSFW

Emoji Pasta

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Niga Higa Bromance song lyrics

🌈 BROMANCE 👊 nothing really gay 🥵 about it 💯 not that there's 👌 anything wrong with being KappaPride

gay 🌈 BROMANCE 👊 shouldn't be ashamed 👀 or hide it 👤 I love you 😍 in the most heterosexual way 🍆 💦

February 2021

[Copypasta] Copy pasters are such idiots.

My husband of 5 years bought me Reddit Gold for my anniversary

Reddit

Dex sits in a huge doghouse

AMOUGUS SO SUSSY WUSSY

Among Us / Amogus

Jacking Off Emoji

NSFW

Emoji Pasta

Niga Higa Bromance song lyrics

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