[Copypasta] Copy pasters are such idiots.

twitchquotes: Copy pasters are such idiots. Imagine being so dumb you just CTRL + C what other people write? Wasting oxygen for real. Try an original thought please.
twitch chat
March 2020
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Learning how to throw like a pro

twitchquotes: Hey Imaqtpie! Thanks for the quality stream. I'm watching with my son and you have become his mentor. He is going into baseball so he's learning how to throw like a pro from you! Thanks again!
twitch chat
June 2017
imaqtpie

Classic

League of Legends

Kripp wash your hands after toilet

twitchquotes: Hey @nl_Kripp , disabled former Streamer here. You're reacting pretty aggressive to your chat's worries regarding your hand washing after toilet. It seems you have something to hide. Let me tell you something: I was there too. I went to the toilet and didn't wash my hands. Nobody saw it, nobody would know it. But chat asked. And I lied. Then I got sick. My hands got infected from bacteria and had to be amputated. Now I can't play games any more for a living. Don't make the same mistake, Kripp.
twitch chat
December 2018
Kripp

NOT. SELLING. GAMESTOP.

๐Ÿฆ ๐ŸŒ ๐Ÿฆ ๐ŸŒ ๐Ÿฆ ๐ŸŒ ๐Ÿฆ ๐ŸŒ ๐Ÿฆ ๐ŸŒ ๐Ÿฆ ๐ŸŒ NOT. FUCKING. SELLING. ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿš€ NOT PRESSING โ€œSELLโ€ ON 1. FUCKING. SHARE. ๐Ÿ’Ž ๐Ÿคš ๐Ÿ’Ž ๐Ÿคš ๐Ÿ’Ž ๐Ÿคš ๐Ÿ’Ž ๐Ÿคš ๐Ÿ’Ž ๐Ÿคš ๐Ÿ’Ž ๐Ÿคš Iโ€™LL GO TO $0.00 BEFORE BILLIONAIRES GET ONE MORE PENNY FROM US. ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿš€ CANโ€™T STOP. WONโ€™T STOP. GAMESTOP. ๐Ÿ’Ž ๐Ÿคš ๐Ÿ’Ž ๐Ÿคš ๐Ÿ’Ž ๐Ÿคš ๐Ÿ’Ž ๐Ÿคš ๐Ÿ’Ž ๐Ÿคš ๐Ÿ’Ž ๐Ÿคš TOMORROW, I THINK Iโ€™LL BE HOLDING THE LINE. MAYBE MAKE SOME TENDIES, TOO. ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿš€ Iโ€™LL SEE EVERY ONE OF YOU BEAUTIFUL APES ON PLUTO SOON, AND ITโ€™S GOING TO JUST BE A SEA OF SPARKLING DIAMOND. ๐Ÿ’Ž ๐Ÿคš ๐Ÿ’Ž ๐Ÿคš ๐Ÿ’Ž ๐Ÿคš ๐Ÿ’Ž ๐Ÿคš ๐Ÿ’Ž ๐Ÿคš ๐Ÿ’Ž ๐Ÿคš I LOVE YOU, ALL, AND Iโ€™M NOT SELLING, AND Iโ€™M NOT FUCKING LEAVING. NOT ONE. FUCKING. SHARE!!! ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿš€
February 2021

WallStreetBets

The default dance is truly a masterpiece

twitchquotes: The ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿปdefault dance๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿป is truly a ๐Ÿ–Šmasterpiece. NeverโŒin all of history๐Ÿ•–๐Ÿ•—๐Ÿ•˜๐Ÿ•™๐Ÿ•šhas such an artistic masterpiece๐Ÿ–Š ever been created. The choreography๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿป is possibly the most beautiful๐Ÿ˜ sight๐Ÿ‘€ ever beheld by the human๐Ÿ’๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ eye๐Ÿ‘. The sharp ๐Ÿ”ชsound of the SLAP๐Ÿ‘ when the playerโ€™s hands๐Ÿ‘ collide perfectly ๐Ÿ’ฏ with the beat of the song ๐ŸŽต sends a bone chillingโ˜ ๏ธ shiver down my spine, every single time ๐Ÿ•˜I hear it๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿป. I find my self watching ๐Ÿ‘€my in-game ๐ŸŽฎavatar performing this phenomenal dance ritual ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿปfor hours๐Ÿ•ง on end.
twitch chat
November 2018

Emoji Pasta

Fortnite

Am I racist? (serious)

Hello r/blacklivesmatter. I have a question. So before I explain what happened, lemme just say this. Iโ€™m white (oppressor) and Iโ€™m very bad because Iโ€™m white. I recently was texting my friend (also oppressor) and was using some emojis to convey what I was saying. I generally use the default skin toned emojis which are a bright yellow color. One day though, my finger slipped and I accidentally used one of the darker skin toned ๐Ÿ– emoji. After realizing the horrible act of racism Iโ€™d just committed, I immediately deleted the reply as it had been rooted in racism and thereโ€™s no excuse for that. I then profusely apologized over Instagram messages to all of my accomplices, friends and acquaintances of color. A majority of them had responses that said that what happened was completely fine but I realized their opinion was probably white washed because of me (oppressor) and other white people (domestic terrorists/oppressors). So now I ask, am I racist because of this?
August 2021
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