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Copy pasters are such idiots. Imagine being so dumb you just CTRL + C what other people write? Wasting oxygen for real. Try an original thought please.
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Having to call a judge βyour honorβ is so cringey (found on /r/unpopularopinion)
βYour Honorβ. I mean gimmie a fuckinβ break, dude. What else do you want me to call you? Your highness? Do you want me to fondle your nuts while I blow you, too?
Iβve seriously seen courtrooms where theyβll say βSirβ and the judge will be like βItβs βYour Honorβ young man!!β
Fuck off. How much of an egotist you gotta be to care about some medieval-ass title? Use βSirβ like everybody else.
Itβs some LARPING Iβd expect kids to do. βOh Billy you have to call me supreme ruler snorlax the magical wizard!!1!β
Shut up.
EDIT: Iβm literally 22 and have never been in front of a judge, yβall, please relax and slow down with the theory crafting/ story writing.
EDIT 2: A lot of people are saying βitβs just a title, like Doctor!β. Judges have a title like βDoctorβ, itβs called βJudgeβ - Doctors donβt expect us to call them βThy Healerβ or some crap like that.
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let's talk about about me, let's talk about the 6'8 frame the 37 in verticle leap...the black steel that drapes down my back aka the bullet proof mullet, the google prototype scopes with built in LCD LED 1080p 3D sony technology. The Ethiopian poisonous catapillar aka SLICK DADDY. lets talk about the cabinets right behind me that go 40ft deep that house the other 95% of my trophies, the awards, the certificates, all claiming first place, right? Let me give you a little inside glimpse into the hotshot, video game life style of the two time of the international video game superstar. because thats what the channels about, thats what this domain is about, that is what society is about. you are looking at the new face of twitch and GODDAMN is twitch lucky... thats just off the top of my head
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Reynad makes me want to rub one out
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At first I thought reynad looked like a vampire hobo. Like, literally a really damn ugly guy. But the more i watch his stream, the more im attracted to him. Something about that hair... the clothes too big for his scrawny body.. Makes me want to rub one out.. hehe anyway thanks for stream reynad
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IS THAT AN AMONG US REFERENCE??????
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