[Copypasta] Your cat is plotting to destroy you

twitchquotes: I'm your cat, and ever since you brought me home that day? Well, i've been plotting to destroy you. Sizing you up. Calculating your every move. You think this is love? This is a billion years of tiger DNA just ready to pounce. And if you've got the wrong home insurance coverage you could be coughing up the cash for this. So get Allstate and be better protected from Mayhem like meow
twitch chat
February 2020
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This "Okayge COCK" trend has got to be the WORST "meta" I have ever seen

This "Okayge COCK" trend has got to be the WORST "meta" I have ever seen, truly a new low for you brain dead ForsenBoys I know you Forsen viewers are not the brightest of the Twitch community, but holy shit this is a new low. Obviously, you people can't create any original content, so you resort to stealing other streamers ideas and overuse them to death. I'll admit, the "Doctor transparent" jokes were kinda funny at first but now anytime Doc is mentioned, a 12 year old Forsen fan and their mom post"hurr durr cheating" "hurr durr I can't see anything" it's ridiculous. Then there's the "Forcent bags molding", "Clip it and ship it" too. As if you guys can create anything without content from superior streamers like Doc or Xqc. And god forbid, you guys actually came up with some original stuff, and what is it? Literally a retarded frog spamming COCK. This is the absolute bottom of the barrel spam content. No better than grade schoolers drawing penises on the bathroom wall. Literally 50 IQ spam content. Yet, you guys have the audacity to mock other streamers and their fans for being immature. Whenever you are not spamming these garbage memes, it's blatant racism and sexism in chat. "CmonBruh" "Hotpokket" should be banned. I type "HaHaa" in response to these spams because I literally cringe at the thought of racist and sexist existing in the 21st century. Please stop this discriminatory act and grow up. I'm ashamed to be in the same Twitch communities as you childish fans
January 2022
Forsen

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October 2019

Kripp saved my life; Rania saved my sanity

twitchquotes: I discovered Kripp after a terrible car accident. I was n a coma for weeks. One day, the nurse decided to play Twitch in the room, specifically to Kripp's channel. I immediately awoke. I went to mute the channel, but it was then that Rania brought Kripp his food, saving me the effort. Kripp saved my life. Rania saved my sanity.
twitch chat
April 2015
Kripp

I awoke from my coma and muted the stream

twitchquotes: I owe my life to [insert streamer]. I got in a horrible car crash and i was in 6 month coma. The nurse walked in and changed the Twitch channel to [insert streamer]'s stream. I awoke from my coma and muted [insert streamer].
twitch chat
September 2014

Classic

Not Rekt, Rekt

twitchquotes: Status: ☐ not rekt ☑ rekt
twitch chat
May 2014
Reynad
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