[Copypasta] Your cat is plotting to destroy you

Unsponsered Art of Conquest stream

twitchquotes: It is the 2018 Oscars and Tom Hanks stands at the podium to announce Best Actor. “Boy,” he says, “we got a real competition this year! Johnny Depp, Leo DiCaprio, George Clooney, anyone could win!” The world holds its breath to see who will win the most prestigious acting award in the world. “Wow!” says Hanks. “I don’t believe it! The winner is Kripparrian in his ‘Unsponsered’ Art of Conquest stream!”

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January 2018

Kripp

sellout

Pride month is over.

Pride month is over. pride month is over. All gay people instantly begin to spontaneously combust, trans people begin to morph into various citrus fruits and are sold as novelty items from a different time. Bisexual people are instantly split in half by the invisible blade of corporate disinterest and the non-bianries are legally banned from using the number 0 in any scenario. The pride flags and corporate twitter profile pictures are instantly detonated to make room for more advertisements, posters promoting diversity and inclusivity are ripped down and destroyed by once-inclusive teachers all across the country. and the price of lube decreases by an average of 76% worldwide. Pride month is over. Greed month is upon us. May all who savoured their taste of freedom, cower in the face of pure capitalism, and use the link https://nordvpn.com/superthrash767 when signing up to nord vpn...

July 2022

I downloaded Sonic games on my school computer

So yesterday in class we were all given our new Windows computers (last year, I hacked the chromebooks so they could play Sonic Advance) and I immediately downloaded twenty-five PC Sonic games within one hour and installed two dozen emulators to play the console and handheld ones. After we all got our computers, I bragged about having the ability to play 60 Sonic games. The teacher confisticated my computer and said I would have to use the chromebooks for the rest of the year. She also said that Sonic was a dead franchise and that Fortnite was better in every way. That was really no good and SLOW of her! So I ripped my computer out of my Sonic-hating teacher and screamed "YOU SLUTTY SLOW SONIC HATER! YOU'RE JUST TOO SLOW!" I also went to her macbook, and deleted Fortnite and installed more Sonic games and played Gotta Go Fast to the whole class. She gave me an F, which is impossible since E is the lowest rank and S is the highest, and sent me to the principal's office, where I was suspended and they called my parents, who took away my Game Gear. When I get back, I'll make sure they pay for being TOO SLOW.

July 2021

Frog of Ice

twitchquotes: Ａｎｄｔｈｅｎｆｒｏｍｔｈｅｃｌｏｕｄｓｏｆｃｙｂｅｒｓｐａｃｅ，ａｃｈｉｌｌｗｉｎｄｂｌｅｗｕｐｏｎａｍｅｒｅＰａｓｔｅｒｐｌｅｂ，ｉｔｗａｓｔｈｅｆｒｏｇｏｆｉｃｅ，ａｎｄｈｅｕｎｖｅｉｌｅｄｕｐｏｎｈｉｍｔｈｅｒｅｖｅｌａｔｉｏｎｓ．ｔｈｅｒｅｖｅｌａｔｉｏｎｓｆｏｒｅｔｏｌｄｏｆａｎｅｗｐａｔｃｈ，ａｓａｖｉｏｒ．ａｍｅｓｓｉａｈ，ｔｈｅｒｉｓｅｏｆａｎｅｗｈｅｒｏａｎｄｔｈｅｄｏｗｎｆａｌｌｏｆｏｔｈｅｒｓ．Ｔｈｅｍｅｒｅｐｌｅｂ＇ｓｆｅｅｔｎｅａｒｌｙｃｏｌｌａｐｓｅｄｕｎｄｅｒｈｉｍａｓｈｅｗａｓｔｈｕｎｄｅｒｓｔｒｕｃｋｂｙｔｈｅｋｎｏｗｌｅｄｇｅａｎｄｈｅｒａｎｗｉｔｈｗｈａｔｅｖｅｒｂｒｅａｔｈｗａｓｗｉｔｈｉｎｈｉｍｔｏｓｐｒｅａｄｔｈｅｇｏｏｄｎｅｗｓ．

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April 2015

SingSing

Dragon Rider

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August 2018

[Copypasta] Your cat is plotting to destroy you

Unsponsered Art of Conquest stream

sellout

Pride month is over.

I downloaded Sonic games on my school computer

Frog of Ice

Dragon Rider

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