[Copypasta] Your cat is plotting to destroy you

twitchquotes: I'm your cat, and ever since you brought me home that day? Well, i've been plotting to destroy you. Sizing you up. Calculating your every move. You think this is love? This is a billion years of tiger DNA just ready to pounce. And if you've got the wrong home insurance coverage you could be coughing up the cash for this. So get Allstate and be better protected from Mayhem like meow
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February 2020
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Patrick Star - I am back

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August 2015
Kripp

Oh so Iโ€™m a simp?

twitchquotes: Oh so Iโ€™m a simp? Complimenting women on Twitter makes me a simp? Supporting woman with a $99.99 subscription to her onlyfans makes me a simp? Visiting her and getting arrested makes me a simp? Youโ€™re right. It does make me a simp. (S)uper (I)ncredible (M)an (P)
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April 2020

Simps

Can I mod your chat?

twitchquotes: Can I mod your chat? I graduated top of my class in the US Navy kappaโ€™s, Iโ€™ve been involved in numerous raids on Kripparrianโ€™s chat with over 300 confirmed bans. Iโ€™m trained in copy pasta warfare and Iโ€™m the top mod on Twitch.
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October 2014
Kripp

MODS

I am bullied for loving the Kripparrian

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Kripp

I've been making fake sub names for Kripp

twitchquotes: Hey, my name is Carlton Pasterino. I have something to confess. For the last 3 years I've been making fake sub names for Kripp. He pays me pennies and dimes to come up with 50 new names a day. From Thundercuck to MrRabbit69, I've made over 80% of his subs up for him. I'm tired of working like a child laborer. I'm ready to go back to college and make something of myself. I'm here to let the world know.
twitch chat
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Kripp

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