[Copypasta] Your cat is plotting to destroy you

twitchquotes: I'm your cat, and ever since you brought me home that day? Well, i've been plotting to destroy you. Sizing you up. Calculating your every move. You think this is love? This is a billion years of tiger DNA just ready to pounce. And if you've got the wrong home insurance coverage you could be coughing up the cash for this. So get Allstate and be better protected from Mayhem like meow
twitch chat
February 2020
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October 2018

fortnite is the best gaem ever

twitchquotes: fortnite is the best gaem ever because its literaly minecraft and pubg put together also you can do epic dances in fortnight. i can destinguish between a good game (forynite) and a bad one ,(blackops IIII) unlike all u stupid idiot trolls like come on im only 9 year sold
twitch chat
December 2018

Fortnite

Joe from the US marines thanks Kripp for playing Diablo 2

twitchquotes: Kripp! This is Joe from the US marines, thank you so much for playing Diablo 2 again, whenever we need to torture a war criminal for information we just force him to watch, after a few minutes they all break in utter despair and boredom. God speed Kripp!
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November 2014
Kripp

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xQc trolls Among Us

twitchquotes: Hey Chat, I am pretty sad that xQc trolls this game. He was such a good Crewmate before and now he is just ruining the game. If he don't want to play correctly he just should leave the lobby. I am actual really mad right now, maybe I even close the stream. I am very concerd that he is developing into a toxic Troll.
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November 2020
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