[Copypasta] Your cat is plotting to destroy you

twitchquotes: I'm your cat, and ever since you brought me home that day? Well, i've been plotting to destroy you. Sizing you up. Calculating your every move. You think this is love? This is a billion years of tiger DNA just ready to pounce. And if you've got the wrong home insurance coverage you could be coughing up the cash for this. So get Allstate and be better protected from Mayhem like meow
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February 2020
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Popsicle burglaries

twitchquotes: Local police are baffled by a string of strange popsicle burglaries that have taken place over the past few days. The thief appears to be ignoring cash, jewelry, and other valuables, only taking sugary treats from the residents' freezers. Police have yet to apprehend the burglar, but have several reports of a suspicious lanky figure with poor hygiene seen near the crime scenes muttering about "value." Any further information on the popsicle bandit should be reported immediately.
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In Twitch Chat they don't say I love you

twitchquotes: In Twitch Chat they don't say "I love you", instead they say "OMEGALUL" which translates to "I watch you to not laugh with you, but at you" and I think that's really beautiful.
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February 2019

Fail Whale

โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–Œ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–„โ–Œโ–„โ–โ–โ–Œโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–€ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–Œโ–„โ–Œโ–„โ–โ–โ–Œโ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–Œ โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ
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December 2017

Sadge brother letter

twitchquotes: ๐Ÿ“œ โœ๏ธ Sadge ๐“œ๐”‚ ๐“ญ๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ผ๐“ฝ ๐“ซ๐“ป๐“ธ๐“ฝ๐“ฑ๐“ฎ๐“ป, ๐“˜ ๐”€๐“ป๐“ฒ๐“ฝ๐“ฎ ๐”‚๐“ธ๐“พ ๐“ฒ๐“ท ๐“ญ๐“ฎ๐“ฎ๐“น ๐“ถ๐“ฎ๐“ต๐“ช๐“ท๐“ฌ๐“ฑ๐“ธ๐“ต๐”‚. ๐“˜๐“ฝ ๐“ช๐“น๐“น๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ป๐“ผ ๐“ฝ๐“ธ ๐“ถ๐“ฎ ๐“ฝ๐“ฑ๐“ช๐“ฝ ๐“ฝ๐“ฑ๐“ฎ๐“ป๐“ฎ ๐“ฒ๐“ผ๐“ท'๐“ฝ ๐“ช๐“ท๐”‚ ๐“ฌ๐“ธ๐“ฌ๐“ด ๐“ต๐“ฎ๐“ฏ๐“ฝ
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August 2020
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Plane

โ €โ €โ €โฃ–โ ฒโก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโ ‰โก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ ธโก†โ นโก€โฃ โขคโก„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โกโ €โกงโขคโก„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โกงโข„โฃนโฃ…โฃœโก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโ โ €โขนโ šโ ƒโ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โฃ€โ ดโข’โฃ‰โกนโฃถโฃคโฃ€โก‰โ ‰โ ’โ ’โ ’โ คโ คโฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โ ‡โ €โ €โขธโ  โฃ„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ ˆโ ‰โ โ €โ €โ €โ ‰โ ’โ ฏโฃŸโฃฒโ ฆโฃคโฃ€โก€โ €โ €โ ˆโ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ›โ ’โ ปโขฅโฃ€โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ™โฃฒโกฌโ ญโ ฟโขทโฃฆโฃคโข„โฃ€โ €โ €โ šโ ›โ ›โ “โขฆโก€ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃ€โ คโ ดโ šโ ‰โ โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ€โฃ‰โกฝโฃ•โฃฏโก‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‘โข’โฃ’โกพ โ €โ €โฃ€โก โ ดโ ’โ ‰โ ‰โ €โข€โฃ€โฃ€โ คโกคโขถโฃถโฃ‹โ ‰โ ‰โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ โ € โฃ–โฃ‰โฃโฃ โ คโ ถโกถโกถโขโก‰โ €โ €โ €โ ™โ ’โ ฏโ œโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‘โขฆโฃฏโ ‡
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August 2019
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