[Copypasta] Guys please be careful before posting

twitchquotes: Guys please be careful before posting, I see some messages posted multiple times by mistake this is actually very annoying and cringe, read chat first to make sure your message wasn't already posted :D
twitch chat
February 2020
What happened to this ad? :(
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Subs vs non-subs

twitchquotes: The best part about being a non-sub is that the chat spam seems real. If a sub is spamming itā€™s obvious they are just spamming for fun or to troll, because who would give money to a streamer they donā€™t like? By being a non-sub the possible genuine confusion and disinterest is actually there. And thatā€™s something subs canā€™t get.
twitch chat
July 2020

Can't focus on sex with the Food Network on

twitchquotes: Iā€™m married and have a 4 year old so sex needs to be done in window opportunities. Whatever channel the TV is on in the background is what itā€™s going to be. Food Network is the hardest to have sex to by far. So if for example Guy Fieri Triple D comes on and I hear ā€œweā€™re going to Seattle for some funky BBQ fish empanadasā€ while having sex my brain is ā€œyes sex! But those empanadas sound crazy...dude focus on sex....thatā€™s a shit load of jalapeƱos, that would give me heartburn for a week....Ok back to focusing on the sex....oh shit heā€™s going to a bbq pit in Austin next that does burnt tips in white cheddar Mac and Cheese!!! I gotta wrap this upā€
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May 2019

Will this affect my Wayne

twitchquotes: Hello, Reynad I have been the butler of a very prestigious family for a very long time. Couple I work for has just recently been shot and killed, I have been left to take care of him but, he has resort to a life of crime fighting which is very dangerous. Will this affect my Wayne.
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July 2014
Reynad

Wikipedia donation request

To all our readers in the U.S., Please don't scroll past this. This Friday we humbly ask you to defend Wikipedia's future. 98% of our readers don't give; they simply look the other way. If you are an exceptional reader who has already donated, we sincerely thank you. If you donate just $2.75 today, Wikipedia could keep thriving in the long term. We ask you, humbly: please donā€™t scroll away. If Wikipedia has given you $2.75 worth of knowledge, take a minute to donate to the Wikimedia Endowment. Show the world that access to reliable, neutral information matters to you. Thank you.
January 2022

GME revamp

GME should keep their retail stores but make it more of an experience like Hooters. Workers should be hot big tiddy goth girls or whatever other fetish gamers have. Bonuses if they have active social media (Instagram, Tik Tok, Only Fans, etc.) and extra bonus if they also stream on Twitch. 100% guaranteed increase traffic and sales in stores (simp farms). Literally cannot go tits up.
December 2020

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