[Copypasta] This is the shittiest reply ever Overwatch version

twitchquotes: This is the shittiest reply ever. Overwatch requires camping, booping, stunning, sleeping, hacking, slamming, aimbotting and hitting shots. There are not β€œpositions” in Overwatch. A kickers job is LITERALLY to kick. Horrible analogy, kind of embarrassing.
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December 2019
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twitchquotes: ΰΊˆΩ„ΝœΰΊˆ Ιͺ α΄„α΄›Κ€ΚŸ α΄  α΄›ΚœΙͺΙ΄Ι’s Ιͺɴᴛᴏ α΄„Κœα΄€α΄› Κ™α΄‡α΄„α΄€α΄œsᴇ Ιͺ ᴀᴍ α΄€ ᴍΙͺΙ΄α΄…ΚŸα΄‡ss ʀᴇᴛᴀʀᴅ ΰΊˆΩ„ΝœΰΊˆ
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August 2014
EtrnlWait

Trying to study the psyche of Twitch Chat

twitchquotes: I Stayed up for months, trying to study the psyche of twitch chat, i reached insanity and couldnt come up with anything, but along the road i stumbled upon a far greater discovery, i found out that indeed, Kripp, IS BabyRage Never Lucky BabyRage
twitch chat
April 2015
Kripp

neverlucky

Commonwealth of Veganism

twitchquotes: We have claimed, for Electoral Vote purposes, the Commonwealth of Veganism (which won’t allow legal meat eaters) the State of Twitch, and the State of Kripparian, each one of which has a BIG Vegan lead. Additionally, we hereby claim the State of Lettuce if, in fact, there was a large number of secretly dumped carrots as has been widely reported!
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November 2020
Kripp

game of doctor

when i was like 12 my neighbor invited me over and we played a game called β€œdoctor” basically he took his pants off got fully erect and asked me to examine it. don’t even remember what happened after that. anyways BFT to the moon
January 2021

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Ape

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