[Copypasta] This is the shittiest reply ever Overwatch version

twitchquotes: This is the shittiest reply ever. Overwatch requires camping, booping, stunning, sleeping, hacking, slamming, aimbotting and hitting shots. There are not “positions” in Overwatch. A kickers job is LITERALLY to kick. Horrible analogy, kind of embarrassing.
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December 2019
Variation of this copypasta: https://www.twitchquotes.com/copypastas/3524
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Maplestory Lucid

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April 2020

Weebs

Are you going to pay for another pizza?

twitchquotes: Hey Kripp! So here I was enjoying my favorite food (pizza) and watching your stream having a good time when it started to taste extra salty. It turns out you were being super salty and now have ruined my pizza. Are you going to pay for another pizza or will I have to call the cops? This is serious.
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March 2015
Kripp

Classic

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salty

Don't put grills in your bedroom

twitchquotes: don't put grills in your bedroom, you can die from carbon monoxide poisoning when they are still hot FailFish
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November 2014
imaqtpie

Don't install Talking Roby

When I was 8 years old, I was searching for apps that were like Talking Tom. I found one that was called “Talking Roby The Robot”, I was curious so I downloaded it and installed it. I played it and I enjoyed every single second of it. I was a big fan of Roby. But when, it was 3 AM, my mom was sleeping so I now could use the phone without mom knowing, Tried the text to speech feature and typed the words “sing like dick”. The robot said “sing like dick”. I almost laughed too hard after seeing that. I recorded it and uploaded it to YouTube. after uploading it, I heard The Exorcist theme playing in the living room radio. I was shocked, I couldn’t move, and then Roby himself came out of my closet and said “sing like dick”. I was crying in fear, “is this a nightmare?” I asked. Roby said “no”. I was scared, this was real all along? And then Roby bled at me with hyper-realistic eyes and said: “666”. I was crying, and then he disappeared. My life has changed after that moment. Don’t install Talking Roby.
February 2021

When Kripp stream Prismata, all becoming well slept

twitchquotes: ｗｈｅｎ ｋｒｉｐｐ ｓｔｒｅａｍ Ｐｒｉｓｍａｔａ，ｍｙ ｅｙｅ ａｕｔｏｍａｔｉｃａｌｌｙ ｇｏ ｔｈｅ ｂｅｄ． ｉ ｗａｔｃｈ ｔｈｅ ｓｔｒｅａｍ ａｎｄ ｆｅｅｌ ｉ ｈａｖｅ ｓｌｅｅｐ ｗｉｔｈ ｔｈｅ ｂｅｄ． ａｌｌ ｂｅｃｏｍｉｎｇ ｗｅｌｌ ｓｌｅｐｔ.
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp
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