[Copypasta] This is the shittiest reply ever Overwatch version

twitchquotes: This is the shittiest reply ever. Overwatch requires camping, booping, stunning, sleeping, hacking, slamming, aimbotting and hitting shots. There are not β€œpositions” in Overwatch. A kickers job is LITERALLY to kick. Horrible analogy, kind of embarrassing.
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December 2019
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Liberty Mutual Auto Insurance

twitchquotes: 🚢You owned a car πŸš—πŸš— for 4β°πŸ“… yearsβ°πŸ‘. You🚢 named itπŸ‘± BradπŸ‘±. YouπŸ’‘β€πŸ’— lovedπŸ’•BradπŸ’•πŸ˜™. And then you🚢⚠ totaledβš πŸš§πŸš—πŸš™ him🚦. You two πŸ’πŸ’‘had been through everything πŸ‘¬together🎭. πŸ‘¬2 boyfriendsπŸ‘¬, πŸ”¨πŸ”§3 jobsπŸ”«,❌ nothing ❌could replaceπŸ‘± BradπŸ†πŸ†. Then Liberty MutualπŸ“žπŸ“žπŸ“ž calls, and you break into your 😊happy😊 πŸ’ƒdanceπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ†.
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October 2016

Reddit Snoo sucking

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January 2022

Reddit

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I microwaved my jizz again.

Help me gumpy I fucked up. I was jerking off to my Sylveon plushie and decided to put it in the microwave but I left it in too long and burned the jizz and the plushie. Now the whole house fucking stinks and when my parents come home tomorrow from vacation they are going to know I microwaved my jizz again. Last time this happened I had to go to counseling and I gained like 50 lbs. I really don't want to go back on medicine. How the fuck do I get rid of the smell it is in the carpets and sofa. It smells like burned hair and plastic.
June 2021

NaM emote

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October 2018

Art of Conquest is such an amazing FREE game!

twitchquotes: Art of Conquest is such an amazing FREE game! (Thanks for joining our Conquest Loyalty Rewards Program! Your selected channel is: nl_kripp. The more you post this message in his chat, the bigger your rewards! 1 Post = 10k Gold/Mana/Wood. 5 Posts = 50k Basic Resources + 3x 8 Hour Rush. 40 Posts = 750k Basic Resources + 20k Rare Resources + 21x 8 Hour Rush. Please remove this part before posting or your program will be terminated!)
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June 2017
Kripp

sellout

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