[Copypasta] This is the shittiest reply ever Overwatch version

twitchquotes: This is the shittiest reply ever. Overwatch requires camping, booping, stunning, sleeping, hacking, slamming, aimbotting and hitting shots. There are not β€œpositions” in Overwatch. A kickers job is LITERALLY to kick. Horrible analogy, kind of embarrassing.
twitch chat
December 2019
Variation of this copypasta: https://www.twitchquotes.com/copypastas/3524
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Gold Cards should have a slight buff

twitchquotes: I feel like Gold Cards should have a slight buff, like +1 attack or -1 mana or something... not that big of a change, just so it’d make Gold Cards worth it..
twitch chat
September 2018

Hearthstone

James Dong

twitchquotes: ΰΌΌ ▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ΜΏΰΌ½ ɴᴀᴍᴇ's ᴅᴏɴɒ. α΄Šα΄€α΄α΄‡s ᴅᴏɴɒ ༼▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ΜΏΰΌ½
twitch chat
March 2014
Reynad

Squid

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ascii art
November 2014

Obama Not Bad

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July 2015
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