[Copypasta] Sleeping in bed with your parents

twitchquotes: Question for those in chat: Let's say you are sleeping in bed with your parents. You are in the middle. You wake up and want to get up, but you notice that you are partially inserted into your mom and your dad is partially inserted into you and they are still asleep. Which way do you thrust to get out?
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November 2019
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Hi Kripp this is Battlemaster's wife Housewifemaster

twitchquotes: Hi Kripp this is Battlemaster's wife Housewifemaster, i've noticed that my husband is never home to play with the Childrenmasters and they are really missing their Fathermaster. Could you choose my dear Husbandmaster less so that my kids can grow up with an actual Dadmaster? Thank you Kripp, maybe he can take you to Gymmaster so you can put some muscle on that scrawny vegan body.
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May 2020
Kripp

Hearthstone

All becoming better than Kripp

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April 2014
Kripp

Full Doge

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November 2016

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April 2021
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Obey the call of Kel'Thuzad!

twitchquotes: α•™ΰΌΌΰΊˆΩ„ΝœΰΊˆΰΌ½α•—γ€€οΌ­ο½‰ο½Žο½‰ο½ο½Žο½“οΌŒγ€€ο½“ο½…ο½’ο½–ο½ο½Žο½”ο½“οΌŒγ€€ο½“ο½ο½Œο½„ο½‰ο½…ο½’ο½“γ€€ο½ο½†γ€€ο½”ο½ˆο½…γ€€ο½ƒο½ο½Œο½„γ€€ο½„ο½ο½’ο½‹οΌŒγ€€ο½ο½‚ο½…ο½™γ€€ο½”ο½ˆο½…γ€€ο½ƒο½ο½Œο½Œγ€€ο½ο½†γ€€οΌ«ο½…ο½Œβ€™οΌ΄ο½ˆο½•ο½šο½ο½„οΌα•™ΰΌΌΰΊˆΩ„ΝœΰΊˆΰΌ½α•—
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November 2014
Kripp

Hearthstone

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