[Copypasta] Sleeping in bed with your parents

twitchquotes: Question for those in chat: Let's say you are sleeping in bed with your parents. You are in the middle. You wake up and want to get up, but you notice that you are partially inserted into your mom and your dad is partially inserted into you and they are still asleep. Which way do you thrust to get out?
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November 2019
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Fast forward computer time to open TGT packs

twitchquotes: 4Head fast forward computer time 4Head to August 26 2015 so you can open TGT packs 4Head everyone copy pasta this so reynad can see 4Head
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How blatant can Valve be? Seriously? So instead of the spike they have something called a "bomb"? Instead of abilities they have "nades mollies and smokes". Instead of agents it's terrorists and counter-terrorists? What is this the 1970s? It's almost as if they copied but halfway through they got lazy and just released the game. Valve should be ashamed of themselves. I guess imitation is the best form of flattery, Riot is so kind to not come after Valve legally. Blatant rip off of Valorant this game is
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Approximately 108 billion people have lived on this planet. Who asked?

According to world population studies, approximately 108 billion people have lived on this planet. Assuming that the average lifespan of all these people was 25, there has been around 2.7 trillion years of life, if we multiply this by the number of days in a year (365), there is a total of 985,500,000,000,000 days of life (985.5 trillion days). Not once in any of those days did anybody ask.
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When Tim Hortons... all becoming Canada

twitchquotes: ๏ฝ—๏ฝˆ๏ฝ…๏ฝŽ ๏ฝ”๏ฝ‰๏ฝ ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ”๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ“๏ผŒ ๏ฝ๏ฝ™ใ€€๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„ใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝ•๏ฝ”๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ”๏ฝ‰๏ฝƒ๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ™ ๏ฝ‡๏ฝ ๏ฝ”๏ฝ ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ‡๏ฝŒ๏ฝz๏ฝ…๏ฝ„๏ผŽ ๏ฝ‰ ๏ฝ„๏ฝ‰๏ฝ ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ„๏ฝ๏ฝ•๏ฝ‡๏ฝˆ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ•๏ฝ”๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ๏ฝ“ใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„ใ€€๏ฝ†๏ฝ…๏ฝ…๏ฝŒใ€€๏ฝ‰ใ€€๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝ–๏ฝ…ใ€€๏ฝ“๏ฝ…๏ฝ˜ใ€€๏ฝ—๏ฝ‰๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ… ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ‹๏ฝ…๏ฝ™๏ผŒ ๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝŒ ๏ฝ‚๏ฝ…๏ฝƒ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡ ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ๏ฝ„๏ฝใ€€๏ฝ…๏ฝˆ? ใ€€๏ฝ“๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ’๏ฝ™
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