[Copypasta] Sleeping in bed with your parents

twitchquotes: Question for those in chat: Let's say you are sleeping in bed with your parents. You are in the middle. You wake up and want to get up, but you notice that you are partially inserted into your mom and your dad is partially inserted into you and they are still asleep. Which way do you thrust to get out?
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November 2019
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DickButt

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August 2015

Please help me my son is very sick

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November 2016
Forsen

Surprised face

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March 2015

Just dropped down to say, I forgor

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October 2021

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