[Copypasta] Sleeping in bed with your parents

twitchquotes: Question for those in chat: Let's say you are sleeping in bed with your parents. You are in the middle. You wake up and want to get up, but you notice that you are partially inserted into your mom and your dad is partially inserted into you and they are still asleep. Which way do you thrust to get out?
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November 2019
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February 2020

TL waiting for TSM at the airport

twitchquotes: 📞 4Head HELLO TSM? 📞 4Head TL HERE 📞 4Head WE ARE WAITING AT THE MCDONALDS BY GATE 06 📞
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October 2020
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League of Legends

EU vs NA

This new spam is FABULOUS

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September 2015

Classic

FrankerZ

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November 2014

The Dead Sea is one of the world's saltiest bodies of water

twitchquotes: The Dead Sea is a salt lake bordering Jordan to the east, and Israel and the West Bank to the west. It is also one of the world's saltiest bodies of water. It is 9.6 times as salty as the ocean.[6] This salinity makes for a harsh environment in which all but one animal can flourish, hence its name. The only creature that can live in such high salinity levels is Reynard. He is also the reason for the dead seas high salinity.
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January 2015
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