[Copypasta] Sleeping in bed with your parents

twitchquotes: Question for those in chat: Let's say you are sleeping in bed with your parents. You are in the middle. You wake up and want to get up, but you notice that you are partially inserted into your mom and your dad is partially inserted into you and they are still asleep. Which way do you thrust to get out?
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November 2019
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I've never even heard or seen moonmoon

twitchquotes: I've never even heard or seen moonmoon but I really hope he isn't as bad as his dumbfuck subs are. I know I'm generalizing but I don't really care, the past few days that I've had to see moonmoon subs spam their same stupid fucking copypasta has been the worst chat experience I have ever had to witness, waving around the 5 dollars they got for doing chores around the house once, trying so hard to fit into their smeg xD spamming clique, it's honestly so obnoxious I want to drink bleach right now.
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June 2017
MOONMOON

spagootie

sometimes i like to pronounce spaghetti as "spagootie" and it has been working out fantastically so far. honestly, this single change has improved my life more than you could ever imagine. i highly suggest everyone try this out and see where your life goes. probably make all your dreams come true in like 5 business days. next time you have a big bowl of piping hot marina drenched pasta in front of you say "spagootie time!!" or maybe something like "im so ready for this spagootie!" and see where the magic will take you.
April 2022

Can I mod your chat?

twitchquotes: Can I mod your chat? I graduated top of my class in the US Navy kappaā€™s, Iā€™ve been involved in numerous raids on Kripparrianā€™s chat with over 300 confirmed bans. Iā€™m trained in copy pasta warfare and Iā€™m the top mod on Twitch.
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October 2014
Kripp

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Professional headmeat physician

twitchquotes: Hello Tyler, this is Dhanraj Ameer, the professional headmeat physician, thank you for contacting me last week. My team and I have been looking at x-rays of your skull and we are interested in a procedure that involves taking the head meat from the sides of your head and using it to fill in the dent in the middle. The procedure is popularly known as "Running it down mid". Let me know
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January 2020
Tyler1

Math is "mental abuse to humans"

twitchquotes: You know how some people say that math is ā€œmental abuse to humansā€? Well, lemme tell you one thing: ā€œMathā€ is an abbreviation for ā€œmathematicsā€, so youā€™re only looking at 36% of the whole thing. What does the other 64% stand for? It stands for ā€œexcept mostly at truly intelligently cool studentsā€! That means, if you think math is mentally abusing you, youā€™re not truly intelligent or cool! Youā€™re dumb and lame! So the next time someone gives you the first 36% of this ridiculous acronym, give them the other 64%. Donā€™t forget to tell them that they suck at etymology.
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October 2020

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