[Copypasta] Sleeping in bed with your parents

twitchquotes: Question for those in chat: Let's say you are sleeping in bed with your parents. You are in the middle. You wake up and want to get up, but you notice that you are partially inserted into your mom and your dad is partially inserted into you and they are still asleep. Which way do you thrust to get out?
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November 2019
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Among Us Reds

twitchquotes: It's important to note that Reds commit nearly 52% of all the murders in Among Us, which is astounding when you take into consideration the fact that they make up 12-13% of the population. It gets even more astounding when you start considering the fact the bulk of Reds committing these murders are probably ages 8-18 which is probably around an estimated 6-7% of the population that means that around 7% of Among Us Players are committing around 50% of the murders.
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October 2020

Among Us / Amogus

Is Reynad a girly man? Is he Edward from Twilight?

twitchquotes: οΌ΄ο½ˆο½‰ο½“ ｇｕｙ ο½„ο½’ο½‰ο½Žο½‹ο½“ ｃｉｄｅｒ ο½ο½Žο½„ ο½ƒο½Œο½ο½‰ο½ο½“ ｔｏ ｇｅｔ ο½„ο½’ο½•ο½Žο½‹ ｏｆｆ ο½”ο½ˆο½…ο½οΌŸ Ｉｓ ο½ˆο½… ａ ο½‡ο½‰ο½’ο½Œο½™ ｍａｎ？ Ｉｓ ο½ˆο½… ａ ｇａｙ ｍａｎ？ Ｉｓ ο½ˆο½… ｅｄｗａｒｄ ｆｒｏｍ ο½”ο½—ο½‰ο½Œο½‰ο½‡ο½ˆο½”οΌŸ
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April 2014
Reynad

Lenny face fabulous

βŠ‚_ヽ γ€€ οΌΌοΌΌ γ€€γ€€ οΌΌ( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°) γ€€γ€€ γ€€βŒ’γƒ½ γ€€γ€€γ€€/ γ€€ へ＼ γ€€γ€€ /γ€€γ€€/γ€€οΌΌοΌΌ γ€€γ€€ οΎšγ€€γƒŽγ€€γ€€ ヽ_぀ γ€€γ€€/γ€€/ γ€€ /γ€€/| γ€€(γ€€(ヽ γ€€|γ€€|、＼ γ€€| δΈΏ οΌΌ βŒ’) γ€€| |γ€€γ€€) / `γƒŽ )γ€€γ€€LοΎ‰ (_／
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December 2020

Trump captains Australian TSM division

twitchquotes: Today pro-gaming team TSM announced that their star Hearthstone player Jeffrey "Trump" Shih will be moving to Australia to captain their new division, AuTSM. Way to go Trump!
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January 2015
Trump

You have been permanently banned from this channel

twitchquotes: β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€” imGlitch You have been permanently banned from this channel β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”
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January 2017

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