[Copypasta] .future gens will sit down and listen to...

twitchquotes: people sit with their children, tell them memories about mario, zelda, half life , dark souls, god of war , silent hill, resident evil , metroid.....future gens will sit down and listen to tales of T-Posing, fortnite dances and frying pans in battle royal games....and teach their kids the carlton and listen to the back pack kid and his flossing song.....may god have mercy on us all...
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November 2019
I used to be a real ad
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Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku

twitchquotes: Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku, the shapeshifting Master of Darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil! But a foolish Samurai warrior, wielding a magic sword, stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future, where my evil is law! Now the fool seeks to return to the past, and undo the future that is Aku!
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June 2017

HELLO

twitchquotes: į••ā”Œā—•į—œā—•ā”į•— HELLO HELLO HELLO į••ā”Œā—•į—œā—•ā”į•—
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strifecro

Same

twitchquotes: The time was 1:53 AM. This is the last game of my plat promos. The season will end in 7 minutes. We're down by bot turret with our team as we push our lead. I see Scott rolling in as Rammus, traveling at a speed that would put Sonic himself to shame. His words echo through my $5 earbuds. "I'M GOING IN!" I pause to take in the world around me. I can do anything right now. Physical, mental, emotional, and spiritual limits no longer apply to me. I gather the strength in my forefinger as I slowly lift it over my R key. I say...no, I yell, with the ferocity of a million suns, the single word that could be heard around the world. "Same!" Galio prepares himself before leaping into the air, and delivering a devastating blow to the enemies' backline. We did it. The enemy team retreats back into their low elo. I was platinum. With a farewell to Scott for his outstanding work, I drag myself to my bed, ready to fall asleep. My phone chimes. Checking the notifications, I saw only one. A text from Clown9 Sneaky. The message brought a tear to my eye. The message simply read: ā€œIā€™m proud of you.ā€ Now very emotional, I typed a reply. "Same."
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July 2020
Sneaky

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I thought my parents were rap battling

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck mann fick fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck My parents were fighting and I thought they were rap battling so I came in and started beatboxing. Fuck fuck fuck why am I such an idiot fuck fuck fuck
February 2021

Let's build a wall chat

twitchquotes: Let's build a wall chat KKona ā”œā”¬ā”“ā”¬ā”“ā”¬ā”“ā”¬ā”“ā”¬ā”“ā”¬ā”“ā”¬ā”“ā”¬ā”“ā”¬ā”“ā”¬ā”“ā”¬ā”“ā”¬ā”“ā”¬ā”“ā”¬ā”“ā”¬ā”“ā”¬ā”“ā”¬ā”“ā”¬ā”“ā”¬ā”“ā”¬ā”“ā”¬ā”“ā”¬ā”“ā”¬ā”“ā”¬ā”“ā”¬ā”“ā”¬ā”“ā”¬ā”“ā”¬ā”“ā”¬ā”“ā”¬ā”“ā”¬ā”“ā”¬ā”“ā”¬ā”“ā”¬ā”“ā”¬ā”“ā”¬ā”“ā”¬ā”“ā”¬ā”“ā”¬ā”“ā”¬ā”“ā”¬ā”“ā”¬ā”“ā”¬ā”“ā”¬ā”“ā”¬ā”“ā”¬ā”“ā”¬ā”“ā”¬ā”“ā”¬ā”“ā”¬ā”“ā”¬ā”“ā”¬ā”“ā”¬ā”“ā”¬ā”“ā”¬ā”“ā”¬ā”“ā”¬ā”“ā”¬ā”“ā”¬ā”“ā”¬ā”“ā”¬ā”“ā”¬ā”“ā”¬ā”“ā”¬ā”“ā”¬ā”“ā”¬ā”“ā”¬ā”“ā”¬ā”“ā”¬ā”“ā”¤
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November 2016

2016 US Election

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