[Copypasta] Hello Moonman or whatever your name is

twitchquotes: Hello Moonman or whatever your name is, I just wanted to tell you to please stop ruining my chat experience with these "smugs" and "smegs" and what not. Honestly, I find them absolutely infuriating to see in every chatroom I stumble upon. Fuck that dumb purple lady.
twitch chat
November 2019
MOONMOON
I used to be a real ad
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I want a man who is a cunning linguist

twitchquotes: "Are you sure you've ever pleasured a woman before, poppet?" Mother asked with a snear, unamused by the clumsy performance of a rapper who couldn't use his tongue. "I'm doing my best, yo!" he replied, muffled between Mother's thighs. "You talk a big game, Mr. Dab, but you are proving to be quite a disappointment." The tattoo-faced man lifted his head aghast, his voice raising in pitch, "I got you a limo, yo, what else do you want?" Mother chuckled, "I want a man who is a cunning linguist"
twitch chat
May 2019
MOONMOON

Look, kid. You wanna give up?

twitchquotes: Look, 👀 kid. 👦 You 👈 wanna 🙈 give 👉 up? 🔺 Fine. 👌 But 🍑 you 👈 didn't 🚫 get 🔟 here 👏 by 😈 giving 😘 up. 🔺 You 👈 didn't 🚫 get 🔟 this 👈 far 🌌 by 😈 giving 😘 up. 🔺 You 👈 didn't 🚫 get 🔟 all 💯 these 👈 followers, fans, admirers, and 👏 hot 🔥 groupies by 😈 giving 😘 up. 🔺 Don't 🚫 give 👉 up. 🔺 You're 👉 the 👏 champ. You're 👉 the 👏 boshy.
twitch chat
September 2017
MOONMOON

moon2WOW

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July 2021
MOONMOON

MoonMoon subs in all my streams spamming emotes

twitchquotes: Fucking MoonMoon subs in all my streams spamming these stupid fucking emotes. I swear they're all 12 year old kids who subbed to this goofy ass mother fucker (who's not even good at the game, just a decent tank player who gets carried) with their mom's credit cards they stole. If I see one more goddamn purple face I think I'm going to scream. My AGDQ chat experience has been ruined time and time again by these spammers and frankly, I'm getting tired of it.
twitch chat
August 2017
MOONMOON

Tyler from the seven seas

twitchquotes: So you're going by "MOONMOON" now huh matey? Haha whats up scalleywag, it's Tyler from the seven seas. Remember me? Me and the fellas used to give you a hard time on the water. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember Sarah the old scag you had a crush on? Yeah we're married now. I pillage over 200 isles a year and drive a cream interior sloop. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol. Pathetic.
twitch chat
December 2018
MOONMOON

Tanner from High School

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