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ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ SHOW BROWSER HISTORY OR RIOT ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
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Kripp
I used to be a real ad
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Elder Scrolls developer messages Kripp
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(The Elder Scrolls: Legends™ Developer): Hey Kripp! Just popping on to make sure you started streaming our game on time. Remember to wear your TES:L shirt and don't forget our little 'arrangement' later tonight at the motel. 
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sellout
Trying to study the psyche of Twitch Chat
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I Stayed up for months, trying to study the psyche of twitch chat, i reached insanity and couldnt come up with anything, but along the road i stumbled upon a far greater discovery, i found out that indeed, Kripp, IS 
Never Lucky
Never Lucky
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Please stop the ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ in your chat
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Hello KRIPP aka GRIPPARRIAN. Please stop the ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ in your chat. I am from dubai and "ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ " means "your aunt has a goat ***" in arabic. I am watching with family after my aunt's funeral and we all find this extremely offensive. Will subscribe so you can fist me like a bro when it stops. Please no dan marino gran torino
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Exercise caution and stay away from the Subs
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SECURITY ALERT: A Romanian man, roughly 6'5", skeleton thin, with black hair and scraggly beard has been seen riding the NYC Sub train and violently "Bro-Fisting" passengers. He's accompanied by a short Asian man dressed as Hitler who reputedly cuts out the tongue of anyone who refuses to give him $5. Exercise caution and stay way from the Subs!
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Hearthstone
China Salt Manufacturer and Casualarrian
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Hello Casualarrian, this is a your partner, china salt manufacturer talking to you. Yesterday i found a such a nice game named ＤＡＲＫ ＳＯＵＬＳ and i found it interesting. This is very casual game, as you like and i recommend you to try it out. This will make your stream views grow and our partnership will become ＷＥＬＬ ＭＥＴ
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