[Copypasta] My average IQ after taking IQ tests...

twitchquotes: My average IQ after taking IQ tests from accredited psychologist is 134.5 โ†Only 2% of the human population score that high. I'm very close to genius level IQ. You calling me stupid is like some one calling Albert Einstein stupid. Which makes one of us look stupid. Hint: Not me.
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August 2019
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Chuck's Feeduck and Seeduck

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where "feed" and "seed" both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Feeduck and Seeduck".
June 2021

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โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–‘ โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘ โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–‘ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ
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November 2014

Reports gather, and now my chat restriction begins

twitchquotes: ส€แด‡แดฉแดส€แด›s ษขแด€แด›สœแด‡ส€, แด€ษดแด… ษดแดแดก แดy แด„สœแด€แด› ส€แด‡sแด›ส€ษชแด„แด›ษชแดษด ส™แด‡ษขษชษดs. ษชแด› sสœแด€สŸสŸ ษดแดแด› แด‡ษดแด… แดœษดแด›ษชสŸ แดy แดฉแด‡ส€แดแด€. ษช sสœแด€สŸสŸ แดกแด€ส€แด… ษดแด ส™ส€แดœsสœ, แดกษชษด ษดแด ษขแด€แดแด‡s, า“แด‡แด€ส€ ษดแด แด›ส€ษชส™แดœษดแด€สŸ. ษช sสœแด€สŸสŸ แดกแด‡แด€ส€ ษดแด สœแดษดแดส€ ส™แด€แด…ษขแด‡ แด€ษดแด… า“แด€แด›สœแด‡ส€ ษดแด แด„สœษชสŸแด…ส€แด‡ษด. ษช sสœแด€สŸสŸ สŸษชแด แด‡ แด€ษดแด… แด…ษชแด‡ แด€แด› แดy แดฉแดsแด›. ษช แด€แด แด›สœแด‡ ส™แด ษชษด แด›สœแด‡ แดกษชษด ษช แด€แด แด›สœแด‡ sแด€สŸแด› ษชษด แด›สœแด‡ สŸแดss. ษช แด€แด แด›สœแด‡ ส€แด€ษขแด‡ส€ แด›สœแด€แด› sแดฉแด€แดs แด€สŸสŸ แด„สœแด€แด›, แด›สœแด‡ า“แด‡แด‡แด…แด‡ส€ แด›สœแด€แด› า“สŸแด€แดแด‡s สœษชs แด›แด‡แด€แด, แด›สœแด‡ ษดษชแด…แด€สŸแด‡แด‡ แด›สœแด€แด› sแดœแดฉแดฉแดส€แด›s, แด›สœแด‡ sสœษชแด‡สŸแด… แด›สœแด€แด› ษขแดœแด€ส€แด…s แด›สœแด‡ ส€แด‡แด€สŸแดs แดา“ แดแด‡ษด. ษช แดฉสŸแด‡แด…ษขแด‡ แดy แดแดแดœsแด‡ แด€ษดแด… แด‹แด‡yส™แดส€แด… แด›แด แดกแดแดแด… สŸแด‡แด€ษขแดœแด‡, า“แดส€ แด›สœษชs ษดษชษขสœแด› แด€ษดแด… แด€สŸสŸ ษดษชษขสœแด›s แด›แด แด„แดแดแด‡
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August 2014
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Imposter

โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆ
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January 2021

Among Us / Amogus

We politely ask for the program 'text-to-speech'

twitchquotes: (โ•ญเฒฐ_โ€ขฬ)\ Mr. Yanyuk we politely ask for the program 'text-to-speech" to be used in this live broadcast for alas we will stir up a ruckus (โ•ญเฒฐ_โ€ขฬ)\
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