[Copypasta] Hi I'm 12 year old

Magic the Gathering Thought Erasure

twitchquotes: Yesterday, there was a Magic the Gathering tournament at my local hobby shop. My girlfriend decided to tag along and come support me. I ended up doing pretty poorly (1-3), but the hobby shop gave out a consolation prize of a random foiled uncommon card. The card that I received was called "Thought Erasure" and immediately held the card up to my girlfriend and said "AND I CAST THOUGHT ERASURE, BE GONE THOT!" as a joke, but said it pretty loudly. The shop is pretty small and a lot of people caught wind of my act and needless to say my girlfriend was very embarrassed. We're home now and she still hasn't spoken to me. I'm fucked boys.

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November 2018

Doot diddity donger cuckerino

twitchquotes: CoolStoryBob

𝓓𝓸𝓸𝓽 𝓭𝓲𝓭𝓭𝓲𝓵𝔂 𝓭𝓸𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓻 𝓬𝓾𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓸 CoolStoryBob

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November 2016

imaqtpie

Mr Qtpie apepars to be a boosted bonobo

twitchquotes: monkaS

I-I hate to point this out mr qtpie b-but you appear to be a boosted bonobo monkaS

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February 2017

imaqtpie

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redz

twitchquotes: i will rub ur back and if i like the tip tat u sending...i might just give u a happy ending Kappa

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November 2014

machinegunnerusmc

This is an absolutely worthless comment

This is an absolutely worthless comment, and yet it has been upvoted. You have contributed absolutely nothing to any semblance of discussion, and your one word comment at the top has taken away from the others who have commented real things below you. I would kindly suggest that you delete your comment and let the others shine

May 2022

[Copypasta] Hi I'm 12 year old

Magic the Gathering Thought Erasure

Doot diddity donger cuckerino

Mr Qtpie apepars to be a boosted bonobo

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redz

This is an absolutely worthless comment

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