[Copypasta] My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius

twitchquotes: My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next
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June 2019
Famous line from the 2000 Gladiator film.
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Your deck is insane, Trump said

twitchquotes: "Your deck is insane." Trump said, as he slipped his feminine hand into Kripp's pants and smirked. "Are you trying to top-deck me?" protests Kripp, as Trump blushes, the boyish figure undressed before Kripp. "Weak tempo play, Trump." The two kissed, deeply and passionately, and afterwards Trump places his Leper Gnome into Kripp's Twisting Nether.
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AITA For banning my sister from my wedding since she won't follow the dress code?

Hello Reddit UWU my name is fox chan nya~ ๐ŸฆŠ and this September I'm getting married (wiggles tail in excitement) ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ I'm getting married next week to my alpha horse wolf Shadow Senpai ๐Ÿด๐Ÿบ๐Ÿฅฐ. The dress code is animal themed but my sister won't do it. She's Vagen๐Ÿ˜ณ and thinks it's bad (cries cutely while Mozart's Symphony No. 40 in G minor plays)๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽผโ™ซ๐ŸŽค (eyes turn red like demon, but not like demon) I want to not invite her ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ˜ˆ AITA?
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Super dong to the rescue

twitchquotes: โ”€=โ‰กฮฃ((( ใคโ—•ู„อœโ—•)ใค sแดœแด˜แด‡ส€ แด…แดษดษข to the rescue
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Among Us In Real Life Song Lyrics (Emojipasta)

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Hit a Nammer with a hammer

twitchquotes: NaM ๐Ÿ”จ AYAYA Hit a Nammer with a hammer
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