[Copypasta] not gonna lie low-key kinda cringe

twitchquotes: Although I am very reluctant to do so, I am very sorry to inform you, sir, that the statement that you have just made through the use of online means in the format of a picture, video, message of text, or a combination of the three, is partially, somewhat, relatively, incompletely, fractionally, slightly - a miniscule degree of not gonna lie low-key kinda cringe.
twitch chat
June 2019
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RNG in Cardstone is considered illegal gambling

twitchquotes: Dear Reynad, I am a representative of Twitch tv. I am sad to inform you that due to the random aspects of the RNG associated with soulfire's discard process this can be considered illegal gambling and you are going to be forced to stop these games immediately. Much love, Twitch tv admins. please no copypasterino al pacino greasy guido
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March 2014
Reynad

When I use this text, my brain cell begin to die

twitchquotes: ļ½—ļ½ˆļ½…ļ½Ž ļ½‰ ļ½•ļ½“ļ½… ļ½”ļ½ˆļ½‰ļ½“ ļ½”ļ½…ļ½˜ļ½”ļ¼Œ ļ½ļ½™ ļ½‚ļ½’ļ½ļ½‰ļ½Ž ļ½ƒļ½…ļ½Œļ½Œ ļ½ļ½•ļ½”ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½”ļ½‰ļ½ƒļ½ļ½Œļ½Œļ½™ ļ½‚ļ½…ļ½‡ļ½‰ļ½Ž ļ½”ļ½ ļ½„ļ½‰ļ½…ļ¼Ž ļ½™ļ½…ļ½” ļ½‰ ļ½ƒļ½ļ½Žļ½”ļ½‰ļ½Žļ½•ļ½… ļ½”ļ½ ļ½ƒļ½ļ½ļ½™ļ½ļ½ļ½“ļ½”ļ½ ļ½ļ½Žļ½„ ļ½†ļ½…ļ½…ļ½Œ ļ½‰ ļ½ƒļ½ļ½Žļ½”ļ½’ļ½‰ļ½‚ļ½•ļ½”ļ½… ļ½”ļ½ ļ½”ļ½ˆļ½… ļ½‰ļ½Žļ½”ļ½…ļ½’ļ½Žļ½…ļ½”ļ¼Ž ļ½ļ½Œļ½Œ ļ½‚ļ½…ļ½ƒļ½ļ½ļ½‰ļ½Žļ½‡ ļ½’ļ½…ļ½”ļ½ļ½’ļ½„.
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March 2014
Kripp

Classic

Instagram Black Squares

twitchquotes: My fellow Americans, due to the overwhelming amount of Black squares teenage girls are posting on Instagram, the supreme court has decided end racism completely. We did not think you would go to such extreme measures but you have very much proved your point. The Military will be told to stand down just please stop. Thank you
twitch chat
June 2020

Imaqtpie takes a break from the stream

twitchquotes: "Alright we fuckin lost," Michael says. "I'm gonna go piss." He turns down the volume on his microphone, and immediately bites Small Cat's vulnerable tail. As Small Cat yelps loudly in pain, Michael overturns the nearest chair, yelling "SMAKET I LOST" as loudly as he can. Lisha tries to calm him down, but Michael swiftly bodyslams her onto a glass coffee table. After taking a few deep breaths, Michael wipes the blood off of his face, sits back down at his computer, and resumes his stream.
twitch chat
May 2019
imaqtpie

League of Legends

I will cut off your dick if you cheat on me

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April 2021
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