[Copypasta] What has my life come to? I'm sitting in an empty room

twitchquotes: What has my life come to? I'm sitting in an empty room, behind my wooden pc watching a guy play a card game for children, probably earning my yearly salary in a week's time. All of my ambitions are now gone. Only thing that i have left is my old pc and a memory of who i once was...
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June 2019

Hearthstone

I used to be a real ad
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Jeff / Reynad / Mitch

twitchquotes: As Jeff pushed his Fiery War Axe deeper into Reynad's Golden Coin, Reynad hit end turn. Conceal wore off to reveal it was in fact Mitch Jones's Fiery Bat that was penetrating Reynad's Huge Toad. Reynad gasped, and tried to scurry away, but Mitch Jones held on as he forced his way into his Unstable Portal.
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May 2016
Reynad

Hearthstone

Obey the call of Kel'Thuzad!

twitchquotes: แ•™เผผเบˆู„อœเบˆเผฝแ•—ใ€€๏ผญ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ“๏ผŒใ€€๏ฝ“๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ–๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ”๏ฝ“๏ผŒใ€€๏ฝ“๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ„๏ฝ‰๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ“ใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝ†ใ€€๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ…ใ€€๏ฝƒ๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ„ใ€€๏ฝ„๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ‹๏ผŒใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝ‚๏ฝ…๏ฝ™ใ€€๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ…ใ€€๏ฝƒ๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝŒใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝ†ใ€€๏ผซ๏ฝ…๏ฝŒโ€™๏ผด๏ฝˆ๏ฝ•๏ฝš๏ฝ๏ฝ„๏ผแ•™เผผเบˆู„อœเบˆเผฝแ•—
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November 2014
Kripp

Hearthstone

Kripps anguish in his expression is palpable

twitchquotes: Kripps anguish in his expression is palpable, his gray eyes burning. 'im going to CHUGGA,' he murmurs, his voice full of longing. I brace my self for his cold hard thrust. his ice lance pierces. As he presses closer, my breathing quickens. He has lethal, my body explodes.
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December 2014
Kripp

Hearthstone

Hey Kripp, I hope this comment reaches you in time

twitchquotes: Hey Kripp, I hope this comment reaches you in time (I'm on satellite internet). When will you review the cards for the upcoming "Curse of Naxxramas" expansion?
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July 2015
Kripp

Hearthstone

Visited by the MIGHTY DREADSTEED of the Nether

twitchquotes: ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ IF YOU SEE THIS WHILE SCROLLING you have been visited by the MIGHTY DREADSTEED of the nether, he will leave you alone BUT only if you COPY and PASTE this message 3 times ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ
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September 2015
Kripp

Hearthstone

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