twitchquotes:
I fucking hate Stuart Little. I know what you're thinking, this is some kind of funny joke, but no, Stuart Little is a piece of shit. A god damn rat got picked over actual children at an orphanage and he's supposed to be a hero? And I can't even tell you how many damn times I've seen a great parking space only to turn the corner and realise Stuart Little is already parked there in his stupid little fucking convertible.
twitch chat
hi I 15 year old somalian rhinoceros i need surgery for gud horn pls send money to my owner nigerian prince pls no pasterino my story 
IF YOU TOUCH THE FEELS, YOU'RE DEPRESSED ⎝ 
isn't so great? Are you kidding me? When was the last time you saw a meme with such influence and beauty in Twitch chat? 
overrated. Long have we waited. Now we Jebaited."
Oh, don't mind me, just taking Reynad for a walk.