[Copypasta] Endgame spoilers

twitchquotes: I just saw endgame, and it was pretty good, but there were a few weird things. I thought it was strange how the Russo Brothers decided to render Thanos’ erect penis in such vivid detail. The veins were so perfectly done I couldn’t even tell his cock wasn’t real. Another thing I found weird was when Black Panther broke the fourth wall and gave the audience the n-word pass. I did appreciate it, but it would feel more in place in a Deadpool movie. Overall, it was still excellent, but I think that they definitely need to reconsider some things.
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May 2019
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Good Morning Euro-soys

twitchquotes: Good Morning Euro-soys. Just a reminder that America alpha's you in every aspect of life. Back to Back world war champs. 2 time nuclear bomb droppers. Undefeated in every war we ever participated in. Your food is trash and you don't even have sweet baby Ray's BBQ. Weebs are more socially acceptable than a European. Night.
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July 2019

EU vs NA

Lying about service dogs

I work in a restaurant. We only allow dogs in if they are service dogs. If anyone comes in with any dog I ask; β€˜Is it a service dog?’ With a big wink to give them the opportunity to lie to me making it obvious I want them to. If at first they say β€˜no’ I reply with β€˜are you sure? This dog here? Sure looks like a service dog to me. Are you sure this is not a service dog?’with another big wink Always works. I love dogs
July 2021

Keepo

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November 2014

Your social credit score has increased

δΈ­εŽδΊΊζ°‘ε…±ε’Œε›½ε―„θ―­] Great work, Citizen! Your social credit score has increased by [5] Integers. Keep up the good work! [ δΈ­εŽδΊΊζ°‘ε…±ε’Œε›½ε―„θ―­] [ δΈ­εŽδΊΊζ°‘ε…±ε’Œε›½ε―„θ―­] Great work, Citizen! Your social credit score has increased by [100] Integers. You can now have priority transport and can now get into prestigious colleges! Keep up the good work! [ δΈ­εŽδΊΊζ°‘ε…±ε’Œε›½ε―„θ―­] [ δΈ­εŽδΊΊζ°‘ε…±ε’Œε›½ε―„θ―­] Great work, Citzen! Your social credit score has increased by [500] Integers. You can now take up official, government job, where we pay you high salary, unlike America. Keep up the good work! [ δΈ­εŽδΊΊζ°‘ε…±ε’Œε›½ε―„θ―­] [ δΈ­εŽδΊΊζ°‘ε…±ε’Œε›½ε―„θ―­] Great work, Citizen! Your social credit score has increased by [1000] Integers. We will ensure you get great salary, good benefits, and good social standing, no matter the means. Keep up the good work! [ δΈ­εŽδΊΊζ°‘ε…±ε’Œε›½ε―„θ―­]Copied! [ δΈ­εŽδΊΊζ°‘ε…±ε’Œε›½ε―„θ―­] Great work, Celebrity! Your social credit score has increased by [5000] Integers. You will be famous across mainland of China, for what you are currently doing. We will make you celebrity, and even better salary. Keep up the good work! [ δΈ­εŽδΊΊζ°‘ε…±ε’Œε›½ε―„θ―­] [ δΈ­εŽδΊΊζ°‘ε…±ε’Œε›½ε―„θ―­] Great work, Celebrity! Your social credit score has increased by [10000] Integers. Xi Jinping would like to meet you personally at Zhongnanhai to encourage your good work. I am sure you notice that you have gained lot of dislike recently. Do not worry. We will send re-education vans to make sure your figure is in good graces. Keep up the good work! [ δΈ­εŽδΊΊζ°‘ε…±ε’Œε›½ε―„θ―­]
October 2021

Seafood dinner over skype on a dial up internet connection

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