[Copypasta] Endgame spoilers

twitchquotes: I just saw endgame, and it was pretty good, but there were a few weird things. I thought it was strange how the Russo Brothers decided to render Thanos’ erect penis in such vivid detail. The veins were so perfectly done I couldn’t even tell his cock wasn’t real. Another thing I found weird was when Black Panther broke the fourth wall and gave the audience the n-word pass. I did appreciate it, but it would feel more in place in a Deadpool movie. Overall, it was still excellent, but I think that they definitely need to reconsider some things.
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May 2019
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Woah, is this The Elder Scrolls: Legendsβ„’?

twitchquotes: Woah, is this The Elder Scrolls: Legendsβ„’? PogChamp I love this game! (Paid viewer from the TES:Lβ„’ Developers)
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This scallywag's deck be kookoo bananas!

twitchquotes: ΰ­§ΰΌΌΰ² η›Šβ–€ ΰΌ½ΰ­¨ β€œThis scallywag's deck be kookoo bananas!” β˜‘ β€œMe deck can nae scourge tis deck!” β˜‘ β€œThis swab needed precisely them cards to send me deck to Davey Jones’ locker.” β˜‘ β€œHe top-pillaged th' only card on the high seas that could best me.” β˜‘ β€œThar was naught I could do.” β˜‘ β€œI weathered that perfectly” β˜‘ ΰ­§ΰΌΌΰ² η›Šβ–€ ΰΌ½ΰ­¨
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April 2021

Among Us pick up lines

Thankful to have you as a crewmate… but do you want to add a letter and become screwmates instead? Hey, are you one of my tasks? Because I really want to do you. Hey, are you a vent? Because I’m the imposter and I’d love to come in you. I have a lot of tasks to complete still, but I’d love to do you first. Hey, call me the MedBay… because I’d love to scan your body. Figuring out the imposter is hard…. but I’ve got something harder. I’m jealous of your hat… Because it gets to be on you. Hey are you busy later? Because I’d love to explore your lower engine. Hey, you’re done your tasks right? Wanna come explore my cockpit then? If you’re the imposter, I’d love to be the vent… That way you can come inside me whenever you want. Damn, I wish you were a task… Because I’d have no problem doing you and over and over. Hey did you just kill me? Because I’ve got a big bone sticking out now…
April 2022

Among Us / Amogus

Please DO NOT buy the BTS meal if you don't stan them

Please DO NOT buy the BTS meal if you don't stan them. You're preventing the actual BTS fans who have waited for months from having the BTS meal experience. Eating the sauces without understanding their significance is literally cultural appropriation and it's not okay
June 2021

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