[Copypasta] I 👁 bless 🙏 the rains 🌧 down ⬇️ in Africa

I hate you

Mark, let me tell you something. Pay close attention to the text that I am about to write. An average human body has about 38 trillion cells. In each of these cells there is a spiral helix of DNA that, if stretched to its maximum, is about two meters long. DNA is one of the densest stores of information on the planet: a single gram of DNA stores about 700 terabytes of information. If we stretched out the 76 trillion meters of DNA in my body and recorded, character by character, the word "Hate" over and over and over again, this pile of information could not store the tiniest fraction of a trillionth of the hatred that I feel for you right now. Every drop of blood in my body cries out for your death. My very soul writhes in disgust. Your mere existence is a blasphemy and an affront to every possible virtue and quality that any rational being can possess. You are a deception to Satan himself.

August 2021

Wow, that actually killed me

twitchquotes: :thinking:

The year is 2034. QT lies on his death bed. As he lies there in his last breath he whispers: "Wow, that actually killed me." :thinking:

twitch chat

January 2017

imaqtpie

League of Legends

Kappa wave

twitchquotes: ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ:・ﾟ KAPPA WAVE!!:„ø¤º°¨ ¨°º¤KEEP THE KAPPANESS GOING ¸„ø¤º°¨ ¨°º¤øº LETS GO KAPPAS !¤¤º°¨¨°º¤øº¤ø„¸¸ø¤º°¨„ ø¤º°¨¨°º

twitch chat

October 2014

Kill cummand face, huntard hardest deck in the game

twitchquotes: ｒｅｙｎａｄｉｓｄｅｅｐｉｎｔｈｏｕｇｈｔ．＇ｄｏｉｐｌａｙｍｙｏｖｅｒｐｏｗｅｒｅｄｄｏｇｃａｒｄｎｏｗｏｒｌａｔｅｒ？＇．ｈｅｍａｋｅｓｔｈｅｍｉｓｐｌａｙｂｕｔｉｔｄｏｅｓｎ＇ｔｍａｔｔｅｒ．ｈｅｋｉｌｌｃｕｍｍａｎｄｓｔｈｅｆａｃｅ．ｈａｒｄｅｓｔｄｅｃｋｉｎｔｈｅｇａｍｅ．

twitch chat

April 2014

Reynad

I want to bang the Animal Crossing Dog

March 2021

[Copypasta] I 👁 bless 🙏 the rains 🌧 down ⬇️ in Africa

I hate you

Wow, that actually killed me

League of Legends

Kappa wave

Kill cummand face, huntard hardest deck in the game

I want to bang the Animal Crossing Dog

NSFW

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