[Copypasta] I 👁 bless 🙏 the rains 🌧 down ⬇️ in Africa

Kripp's blood salt level is at a dangerous high

twitchquotes: Hei Kripparina, Dr. Enrico Salterino here. Your blood PJSalt

level has reached a dangerous heigh. Reduce the PJSalt

level immediately or face severe health implications. PLZ COPYPASTERION to save Kripparians life!!

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November 2014

Kripp

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September 2015

Reynad

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July 2014

PhantomL0rd

I just smashed my TV because of the SPY

I just smashed my TV in front of 30 guests at my house because of the SPY. My wife just took our crying kids and said they’re all spending the week at a hotel. This sub has ruined my life and my party. I can’t handle this anymore. Goodbye Powell. I am no longer a fan.

March 2022

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Ahsoka Tano

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November 2020

[Copypasta] I 👁 bless 🙏 the rains 🌧 down ⬇️ in Africa

Kripp's blood salt level is at a dangerous high

Your copypasta is not good enough

Hi PL this is a story that I've been dying to tell you

I just smashed my TV because of the SPY

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