[Copypasta] I ๐Ÿ‘ bless ๐Ÿ™ the rains ๐ŸŒง down โฌ‡๏ธ in Africa

twitchquotes: I ๐Ÿ‘ bless ๐Ÿ™ the rains ๐ŸŒง down โฌ‡๏ธ in Africa ๐ŸŒI ๐Ÿ‘ bless ๐Ÿ™ the rains โ˜” down โฌ‡๏ธ in Africa ๐ŸŒ(I ๐Ÿ‘ bless ๐Ÿ™ the rain ๐ŸŒง)I ๐Ÿ‘ bless ๐Ÿ™ the rains โ˜”down โฌ‡๏ธ in Africa ๐ŸŒ(I ๐Ÿ‘ bless ๐Ÿ™ the rain ๐ŸŒง)I ๐Ÿ‘ bless ๐Ÿ™ the rains โ˜” down โฌ‡๏ธ in Africa ๐ŸŒI ๐Ÿ‘ bless ๐Ÿ™ the rains ๐ŸŒง down โฌ‡๏ธ in Africa ๐ŸŒ
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September 2017
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Magic the Gathering Thought Erasure

twitchquotes: Yesterday, there was a Magic the Gathering tournament at my local hobby shop. My girlfriend decided to tag along and come support me. I ended up doing pretty poorly (1-3), but the hobby shop gave out a consolation prize of a random foiled uncommon card. The card that I received was called "Thought Erasure" and immediately held the card up to my girlfriend and said "AND I CAST THOUGHT ERASURE, BE GONE THOT!" as a joke, but said it pretty loudly. The shop is pretty small and a lot of people caught wind of my act and needless to say my girlfriend was very embarrassed. We're home now and she still hasn't spoken to me. I'm fucked boys.
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Hey, I noticed you were a female

Hello, I noticed you have a profile picture of a very beautiful (but also intelligent looking!) female, and I am under the presumption that this goddess is you? It is quite astonishing to see a female here in the Pakistan Official discord. I am quite popular around here in this server, so if you require guidance, please throw me a mention. I will assist you at any hour, day or night. And, before you are mistaken, I do not seek your hand in a romantic way; although I am not opposed in the event you are interested in me, as many women often are. I am a man of standard, and I do not bow to just any female that comes my way, unlike my peers... So rest assured that I will not be in the way of your gaming and socializing experience. Consider me a Player 2.. a companion, a partner, and perhaps we can enjoy some video games together some time. I see you play mini games? I am a mini-game aficionado, so I would be happy to assist you in games. Platonically of course, unless you (like many others) change your mind on that. I look forward to our future together (as friends of course.)
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Imagine getting BOO'd by Aurateur

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