[Copypasta] I 👁 bless 🙏 the rains 🌧 down ⬇️ in Africa

twitchquotes: I 👁 bless 🙏 the rains 🌧 down ⬇️ in Africa 🌍I 👁 bless 🙏 the rains ☔ down ⬇️ in Africa 🌍(I 👁 bless 🙏 the rain 🌧)I 👁 bless 🙏 the rains ☔down ⬇️ in Africa 🌍(I 👁 bless 🙏 the rain 🌧)I 👁 bless 🙏 the rains ☔ down ⬇️ in Africa 🌍I 👁 bless 🙏 the rains 🌧 down ⬇️ in Africa 🌍
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September 2017
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His name was Norman Reedus

I had this friend who used to brag to us all the time that he could catch his cum in his mouth without fail every time he masturbated. He actually wrote down how many times he successfully did it. 327. I’ll never forget that number. And every day at school, he would talk about this. It was always during lunch my sophomore year of high school, too..so it was extremely unnecessary. He used to always try to demonstrate his techniques with packets of mayonnaise but we’d always threaten to move tables so he’d stop. He was really one of those people who needed attention constantly. Aside from those times at lunch, he was a completely normal dude. Like…even after class we’d ask him about that stuff and be like “dude, what was with that cum stuff at lunch,” and he’d always look at us like we were crazy and say “what the hell are you talking about?” I’ll never forget that classmate. His great personality will always be remember but his perplexing obsession with catching his own ejaculate in his mouth will live on forever at my previous high school. He was a one of a kind guy. His name was Norman Reedus.
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Little Donger and the BDC

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AngelThump v2

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I want to fuck myself!

Now before you guys assume, i am not gay. I was messing around with a selfie of myself on faceapp and decided to use the female filter. As soon as i clicked the icon, my life was changed forever. Those lusious lips, the well defined jawline, the adorable eyes and those perfect eyebrows instantly gave me a hard on. Before i knew it, i was stroking my cock faster than i had ever before. Within 2 minutss i had already cummed 5 times coating my whole bed with a layer of semen and my balls were drier than the shaharan desert. Could any of you nerds please find a way to bring my waifu to lifue. Thanks uWu.
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Story about the Romanian Kripparrian

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