[Copypasta] We don’t have any words

twitchquotes: We don’t have any words and we know you don’t want to hear them. We understand your anger, your frustration, your sadness. Everything you’re feeling – we get it. This isn’t the ending we imagined, and certainly not the one we wanted. Thank you for being there the entire way.
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April 2019
Found on Twitter: https://twitter.com/spida33150/status/1120921264133214208
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