[Copypasta] Imagine using a mid tier character

twitchquotes: Imagine using a mid tier character that needs tons of practice and dedication as you need to memorize every gimp and gimmick and you lose to some smash 4 downsmash down B up B shit
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April 2019

Super Smash Bros

Marss (ZSS) vs Tea (Pac-man) in the MSM 185 Grand Finals. Pac-Man is mid tier.
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Hungrybox at a grocery store

I saw Hungrybox at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didnโ€™t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, โ€œOh, like youโ€™re doing now?โ€ I was taken aback, and all I could say was โ€œHuh?โ€ but he kept cutting me off and going โ€œhuh? huh? huh?โ€ and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen green bandannas in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like โ€œSir, you need to pay for those first.โ€ At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bandannas and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually โ€œto prevent any electrical infetterence,โ€ and then turned around and rested me. I donโ€™t even think thatโ€™s a word. After she scanned each bandanna and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by popping off really loudly.
January 2019
Hungrybox

Super Smash Bros

If my girl and PPMD both drowning

if my girl ๐Ÿ˜ and PPMD Kreygasm both drowning ๐Ÿ˜ฑ and I can only save one ๐Ÿ˜ค ๐Ÿ˜ฌ Catch me at my girlโ€™s funeral ๐Ÿ˜ chanting STACK ๐Ÿ‘ IT ๐Ÿ‘ UP ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ’ฏ ๐Ÿ˜Ž ๐Ÿ†
December 2020

Super Smash Bros

Attention all Smash Bros Gamers, Kirby is in great danger

twitchquotes: Attention all Smash Bros Gamers, Kirby is in great danger, and he needs YOUR help to save all the innocent characters murdered and possessed by Galeem. To do this, he needs a Warp Star and a couple of Maximum Tomatoes. To help him, all he needs is your credit card number, the three numbers on the back, and the expiration month and date. But you gotta be quick so that Kirby can secure the Spirits, and save billions of video game characters you know and love!
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February 2019

Super Smash Bros

Alright, Nario Quesadilla

twitchquotes: Alright, Nario Quesadilla. You had your fun bullying kids on quickplay and making them salty. Hope you feel proud, youโ€™re not making ult online any better, personally Iโ€™m going back at watching ZeRo.
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August 2019
NairoMK

Super Smash Bros

I hate esam and want to suplex him

twitchquotes: Esam put Ken as a low tier. Listen you bald normie, just because he takes brain power to play efficiently unlike your Braindead main Pikachu doesn't mean he's bad. I actually hate esam and I want to suplex him.
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April 2019
pgESAM

Super Smash Bros

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