[Copypasta] Imagine using a mid tier character

How Melee players describe Ultimate

twitchquotes: Smash community: ultimate is fun! Melee players (not part of smash community) : First time I got ultimate and tried it, after having played Fox-only on Final Destination for years in Melee, I was so disappointed. I couldn't Doowop a Skippity Uppity Airslap into a Wavedashed Cockdump Sparklenut. You aren't even allowed to Spitshine a ledge canceled Dickknob after twirlywhirly dibbidybobbidyboo 2: Electric Boogaloo.

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February 2019

Super Smash Bros

Legality of Wario

twitchquotes: In order to move units of his "Microgames" Wario "borrows" patented characters, IPs, and game mechanics from beloved Nintendo franchises. Somehow he hasn't yet been called out, let alone legally challenged for it. That's not even touching on the working conditions he subjects his friends to, and the fact that they rarely, if ever, see the revenue their creations bring in. I'm not sure what copyright laws they have in Diamond City, but I seriously think that someone needs to sue that fat con artist for all he's worth.

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July 2019

Super Smash Bros

If my girl and PPMD both drowning

if my girl 😍 and PPMD Kreygasm

both drowning 😱 and I can only save one 😤 😬 Catch me at my girl’s funeral 😝 chanting STACK 👏 IT 👏 UP 👏 😏 💯 😎 🏆

December 2020

Super Smash Bros

SPAM THIS CRUSTACEAN FOR HBOX ELIMINATION

twitchquotes: SPAM 🦀 THIS 🦀 CRUSTACEAN 🦀 FOR 🦀 HBOX 🦀 ELIMINATION 🦀

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June 2019

Rhyme Chant

Super Smash Bros

Pac-Man projectiles

twitchquotes: FeelsGoodMan

🍒 🍓 🍊 🍎 🍈 ✈️ 🔔 🔑

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April 2019

[Copypasta] Imagine using a mid tier character

Super Smash Bros

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How Melee players describe Ultimate

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Legality of Wario

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If my girl and PPMD both drowning

Super Smash Bros

SPAM THIS CRUSTACEAN FOR HBOX ELIMINATION

Rhyme Chant

Super Smash Bros

Pac-Man projectiles

Super Smash Bros

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