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[Copypasta]Inappropriate humor
twitchquotes:All of this “dick humor” is highly Inappropriate, my dick is 2.462 feet long and still growing, all of you twitch “charters” can’t even compensate the size
All of this “dick humor” is highly Inappropriate, my dick is 2.462 feet long and still growing, all of you twitch “charters” can’t even compensate the size
What happened to this ad? :(
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Seraphine is real. I don’t care what you want to say
twitchquotes:Seraphine is real. I don’t care what you want to say. Seraphine isn’t “imaginary.” She posts real tweets, feels real emotions, makes real music... All you trolls are MALDING because she doesn’t reply to your tweet comments probably. Not me though.. I have full faith in her.
That’s why she replied to me a couple days ago when I congratulated her.. she literally replied? And said thanks??
Seraphine is real. I don’t care what you want to say. Seraphine isn’t “imaginary.” She posts real tweets, feels real emotions, makes real music... All you trolls are MALDING because she doesn’t reply to your tweet comments probably. Not me though.. I have full faith in her.
That’s why she replied to me a couple days ago when I congratulated her.. she literally replied? And said thanks??
Reynad created the Hearth and the Stone
twitchquotes:In the beginning Reynad created the Hearth and the Stone. There were no cards nor a meta. Then Reynad said "Let there be cards"; and there were cards. He then said "Let there be a Meta"; and there was a Meta. ~ The Book of Dennisis
In the beginning Reynad created the Hearth and the Stone. There were no cards nor a meta. Then Reynad said "Let there be cards"; and there were cards. He then said "Let there be a Meta"; and there was a Meta. ~ The Book of Dennisis
One day I'll be a real dong
twitchquotes:(ง •̀_•́)ง ONE DAY I'LL BE A REAL DONG (ง •̀_•́)ง
Jada: Are you going to let him speak about me like that?
Will: What, it was funny, you were terrible in G.I. Jane
J: I wasn't in G.I. Jane, Will
W: Oh, then why did he say that?
J: It was a joke about my hair!!
W: Girl, you ain't got no hair
J: THATS THE POINT WILL!!
W: Ohh. ohhhh. OH Hell No!!
Jada: Are you going to let him speak about me like that?
Will: What, it was funny, you were terrible in G.I. Jane
J: I wasn't in G.I. Jane, Will
W: Oh, then why did he say that?
J: It was a joke about my hair!!
W: Girl, you ain't got no hair
J: THATS THE POINT WILL!!
W: Ohh. ohhhh. OH Hell No!!
Horny during Space Jam 2
OK so I was watching space jam 2 and I got RANDOMLY horny. I didn’t wanna exit the movie so I just waited till the Lola scene came up. It came. I started JACKING the SHIT out my pecker. And then.. I ACCIDENTLY NUTTED TO LEBRON😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
OK so I was watching space jam 2 and I got RANDOMLY horny. I didn’t wanna exit the movie so I just waited till the Lola scene came up. It came. I started JACKING the SHIT out my pecker. And then.. I ACCIDENTLY NUTTED TO LEBRON😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭