[Copypasta] What is a GOAT?

SPAM THESE BOATS IF YOU'RE SICK OF GOATS

twitchquotes: SPAM ⛵ THESE ⛵ BOATS ⛵ IF ⛵ YOU’RE ⛵ SICK ⛵ OF ⛵ GOATS ⛵

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March 2019

God I want Zarya to be real

twitchquotes: God I want Zarya to be real, I want her large feet to smash my head. I want her muscular thighs to squash my head. It brings me to a near orgasmic feeling by just thinking about her and her muscular toned body. If Activision Blizzard made sexdolls, I would buy every Zarya model for myself and never leave my mom's basement. Fuck I just want Zarya to be real

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June 2017

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👽 📞 HELLO SINATRAA 👽

twitchquotes: 👽 📞 HELLO SINATRAA 👽 📞 PLANET A92-E HERE 👽 📞 PLEASE RETURN TO US 👽 📞

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March 2018

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HELLO DALLAS FUEL? IT'S THE POINT

twitchquotes: 📞 4Head

HELLO DALLAS FUEL? 📞 4Head

IT'S THE POINT 📞 4Head

IM RUNNING OUT OF TIME

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March 2018

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I sexually Identify as a Bastion

twitchquotes: I sexually Identify as a Bastion. Ever since I was a transistor I dreamed of being nanoboosted and firing cannonballs on the disgusting enemy team. People tell me that being a Siege Automaton is impossible but I don't care, I'm overpowered. I’m having a plastic surgeon install treads, a gattling gun and a nanoboost on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me BOOSTED and respect my right to take 35% less damage 100% of the time. If not, you're an omnic-phobe and need to check your human privileges

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March 2017

[Copypasta] What is a GOAT?

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SPAM THESE BOATS IF YOU'RE SICK OF GOATS

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God I want Zarya to be real

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👽 📞 HELLO SINATRAA 👽

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HELLO DALLAS FUEL? IT'S THE POINT

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I sexually Identify as a Bastion

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I sexually Identify as

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