[Copypasta] What is a GOAT?

twitchquotes: The domestic goat or simply goat (Capra aegagrus hircus) is a subspecies of C. aegagrus domesticated from the wild goat of Southwest Asia and Eastern Europe.
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February 2019

Overwatch

GOATS is a team comp spammed by many Overwatch League teams right now.
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I think Zarya smells like dandelions

twitchquotes: I think Zarya smells like dandelions and a cool breeze. Her colored hair gives of the scent of strawberries in bloom, and her pink gun leaves a smell of bubblegum when shot. Her body smells of sweat, and a strong womanhood. I would love to stuff my head right into her armpit and smother myself. To smell her tomboyish energy. I would die for this.
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December 2016

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I donā€™t know what Overwatch is

twitchquotes: I donā€™t know what Overwatch is. Thereā€™s a gorilla and some lesbians and guns but yall never play the gorilla I donā€™t know. And then sometimes if that wasnā€™t bad enough sometimes you go and just invent new Overwatches. Like just when Iā€™m getting a handle on what ā€œJunkrat kin discourseā€ is yall show up with ā€œThis is my new OC her name is Grandma Sniperā€ and then SHEā€™S part of the Overwatchers. ā€œThis is Swedish Beefcakeā€ could yall? not?? I still donā€™t know what a Hanzo is.
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April 2021

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God I wish Winston was real

twitchquotes: God I wish Winston was real. I want him to sit on my face with his furry ass. I want him to yell "THE POWER OF SCIENCE" as he thrusts into me. I want him to spam "OH YEAH" when we're finished. God if Blizzard made life-sized cutouts of Winston I would buy them all for myself and keep them in my basement for my pleasure. God I wish Winston was real.
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March 2018

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Switch Hanzo's stormbow to scatter

twitchquotes: I'm new to Overwatch so sorry if I sound like a noob but... does anyone know how to switch Hanzo's stormbow to scatter? I want to use what the pros use. Thanks!
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May 2018
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šŸ“ž 4Head HEY DALLAS

twitchquotes: šŸ“ž 4Head HEY DALLAS šŸ“ž 4Head JUST HIT BRONZE šŸ“ž 4Head CAN I JOIN?
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March 2018
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