[Copypasta] What is a GOAT?

twitchquotes: The domestic goat or simply goat (Capra aegagrus hircus) is a subspecies of C. aegagrus domesticated from the wild goat of Southwest Asia and Eastern Europe.
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February 2019

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ayo imma keep it real with you chiefs

twitchquotes: ayo imma keep it real with you chiefs. Dont be trash talking these players unless youre a high rank(gold and up) at least have some respect for the people that have put in the work and laid the ground work for the lower ranks.
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Nothing says high octane Overwatch like reaper and mei

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I sexually Identify as McCree

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"Your roadhog is insane." Seagull said

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πŸ‘½ πŸ“ž HELLO SINATRAA πŸ‘½

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