[Copypasta] Give me a second guys, Dex says

twitchquotes: "Give me a second, guys," Dex says. "Gotta hit up the mailman" He turns down the volume on his bork, and immediately gives Kripp a swift kick down the stairs. As Kripp yelps loudly in pain, Dex overturns the nearest chair, yelling "Fuck this delivery!" as loudly as he can. Fey tries to calm him down, but Dex swiftly bodyslams her onto a glass coffee table. After taking a few deep breaths, Dex wipes the blood off of his snout, sits back down at his ball, and resumes being a good doggy
twitch chat
January 2019
Kripp
Variation on this copypasta: https://www.twitchquotes.com/copypastas/2494
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60 fps is too smooth

twitchquotes: Who cares! It is a scientific fact that the human eye cannot tell the difference. In fact i'd argue that 60 fps looks worse. 60 fps is too smooth, it's like petting a shark, the scales (frames) are too smooth so it cuts your hand (eyes), while 30 fps is nice and stable and gives you a better immersion because the frames travel a longer distance so the world looks bigger
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

Hey guys I'll be playing HS today

twitchquotes: BrokeBack Hey guys I'll be playing HS today BrokeBack Watch as I play children cards and whine about RNG for 6 hours BrokeBack How fun and interactive! BrokeBack Please join the 5 dollar club for more amazing content BrokeBack
twitch chat
August 2017
Kripp

Hearthstone

Grand Widow Faerlina needs a new succubus

twitchquotes: ๏ผจ๏ฝ‰ ๏ผซ๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝ๏ฝ ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ”๏ผ‡๏ฝ“ ๏ผง๏ฝ’๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„ ๏ผท๏ฝ‰๏ฝ„๏ฝ๏ฝ— ๏ผฆ๏ฝ๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝŒ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ๏ผŽ ๏ผฉ ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ…๏ฝ…๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ…๏ฝ— ๏ฝ“๏ฝ•๏ฝƒ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ•๏ฝ‚๏ฝ•๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ”๏ฝ ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ๏ฝ™ ๏ฝ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ™๏ฝ”๏ฝ…๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„ ๏ผฉ ๏ฝ—๏ฝ๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ—๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡ ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ† ๏ผฒ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ ๏ฝ—๏ฝ๏ฝ•๏ฝŒ๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ‚๏ฝ… ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ”๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝ“๏ฝ”๏ฝ…๏ฝ„๏ผŸ ๏ผฉ ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ“๏ฝˆ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝš๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡ ๏ฝ“๏ฝ•๏ฝƒ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ•๏ฝ‚๏ฝ•๏ฝ“๏ผŽ ๏ผด๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‹๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ†๏ฝ๏ฝ’ ๏ฝ๏ฝ“๏ฝ‹๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡๏ผ ๏ผซ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ…๏ฝ…๏ฝŒ๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ ๏ฝ‚๏ฝ…๏ฝ†๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ… ๏ฝ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ—๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ๏ผ
twitch chat
July 2014
Kripp

Kripp with sunglasses

โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–“โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–“โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–“โ–„โ–‘ โ–‘โ–โ–“โ–’โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–’โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–“ โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘ โ–‘โ–โ–“โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–‘โ–โ–“โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–‘ โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–Œ โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–Œ โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–€โ–€โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–Œ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–Œโ–‘ โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–“โ–„โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–€โ–’โ–„
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January 2015
Kripp

A full golden Hearthstone collection

twitchquotes: Lieutenant General Octavian, we regret to inform you that the Chinese have successfully built a full golden Hearthstone collection before you with their superior economy and rng. You are hereby relieved of all duties pertaining to the hell we call Hearthstone...It's over, Kripp.
twitch chat
December 2014
Kripp
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