[Copypasta] Twitch Chat containment solution

twitchquotes: International efforts to contain the most toxic and dangerous internet dwellers have failed time and time again, until a secret organisation offered to build a prison for internet's worst scum. The project codenamed "Twitch Chat" pretending to be an addition to a livestreaming service has proven to be a very effective containment solution.
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January 2019
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January 2021

When RICK talk, my hand automatically go to my ears

twitchquotes: οΌ·ο½ˆο½…ο½Ž οΌ² I C K οΌ΄aο½Œο½‹οΌŒ οΌ­ο½™ οΌ¨ο½ο½Žο½„ οΌ‘ο½•ο½”ο½ο½ο½ο½”ο½‰ο½ƒο½ο½Œο½Œο½™ Ｇｏ Ｔｏ οΌ­ο½™ οΌ₯ο½ο½’ο½“οΌŽ οΌ© Ｈｅａｒ οΌ©ο½‡ο½Žο½ο½’ο½ο½Žο½ƒο½… Ｉｎ οΌ₯ο½–ο½…ο½’ο½™ οΌ³ο½…ο½Žο½”ο½…ο½Žο½ƒο½… οΌ‘ο½Žο½„ οΌ¦ο½…ο½…ο½Œ Ｌｉｋｅ Ｉ＇ｍ οΌ¨ο½ο½–ο½‰ο½Žο½‡ １ｎ οΌ‘ο½Žο½…ο½•ο½’ο½™ο½“ο½οΌŽ １ｌｌ οΌ’ο½…ο½ƒο½ο½ο½‰ο½Žο½‡ οΌ³ο½ˆο½•ο½” οΌ΄ο½ˆο½… Ｆｕｃｋ Ａｐ
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October 2014
Kripp

Smartest Man in Existence

twitchquotes: When I was in school I used to have an IQ of 15. My classmates used to harass me for not being that smart. But since 2013, my life has changed. My IQ is now 195 and it increases by 5 every time I sit down on Saturday nights to watch this one show. It is called Rick and Morty. Because of that, I get all the girls and people are always comparing me to Albert Einstein, some even say that I am the cure for cancer. When the government found out that I watch Rick and Morty, they showed up to my residence and took me to a secret facility to take an exam. The exam was about explaining all the jokes in Rick and Morty and I had to answer each question in all currently spoken languages. Since I watched Rick and Morty, I didn't have any problems and I completed it in 30 minutes. The next day, I got to see the results and I passed the exam with a score of 100%. They gave me the title "Smartest Man in Existence". Guess I am out of this world.
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October 2017

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January 2019

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CATTARIAN WAS A SLOW AND DELICIOUS DINNER

twitchquotes: ( Ν Β° ΝŸΚ– Ν‘Β°) CATTARIAN WAS A SLOW AND DELICIOUS DINNER ( Ν Β° ΝŸΚ– Ν‘Β°)
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