[Copypasta] Twitch Chat containment solution

twitchquotes: International efforts to contain the most toxic and dangerous internet dwellers have failed time and time again, until a secret organisation offered to build a prison for internet's worst scum. The project codenamed "Twitch Chat" pretending to be an addition to a livestreaming service has proven to be a very effective containment solution.
twitch chat
January 2019
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I just thought you looked cute in your picture

twitchquotes: hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
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April 2019

TSM, also known as "Throw Some More"

TSM, also known as "Throw Some More" is a North American cyber sports organization internationally recognized for their ability to lose any game from a winning position
April 2021

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We didn't start the fire (emoji pasta)

šŸ‘«WE šŸ˜”DIDNā€™TšŸ¤ŖSTARTāŒTHEšŸ˜¾ FIRE šŸ”„ IT šŸ¤ØWAS šŸ¤¬ALWAYSšŸ¤©BURNINGšŸ„µ SINCE šŸ˜§THEāœØWORLDSšŸŒ BEENšŸ˜»TURNING
June 2021

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I, a god-level CoD player, could join the military

Ok. Listen up bud. Youā€™re a kid, and youā€™re getting cocky. You snuck in a few good quick scopes and got a few points ahead of me, but you have no chance. I am a Call of Duty god. I would be killing terrorists in Iraq if it werenā€™t for the fact that I would punch the drill sergeant in the face if he even looked at me funny. So donā€™t get cocky, bud. Or just like my kill/death ratio, youā€™re going down, kid. As soon as I finish the campaign Iā€™m tracking your IP, hunting you down and beating the crap out of you. Youā€™ve been warned.
February 2021

His name was Norman Reedus

I had this friend who used to brag to us all the time that he could catch his cum in his mouth without fail every time he masturbated. He actually wrote down how many times he successfully did it. 327. Iā€™ll never forget that number. And every day at school, he would talk about this. It was always during lunch my sophomore year of high school, too..so it was extremely unnecessary. He used to always try to demonstrate his techniques with packets of mayonnaise but weā€™d always threaten to move tables so heā€™d stop. He was really one of those people who needed attention constantly. Aside from those times at lunch, he was a completely normal dude. Likeā€¦even after class weā€™d ask him about that stuff and be like ā€œdude, what was with that cum stuff at lunch,ā€ and heā€™d always look at us like we were crazy and say ā€œwhat the hell are you talking about?ā€ Iā€™ll never forget that classmate. His great personality will always be remember but his perplexing obsession with catching his own ejaculate in his mouth will live on forever at my previous high school. He was a one of a kind guy. His name was Norman Reedus.
April 2021
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