[Copypasta] My dad works at twitch dude

twitchquotes: My dad works at twitch dude, he's a sr Vice President, and he oversees players accounts. If you don't unban me, I'll make sure he gets both you and majinphil permabanned. But if you unban me, I'll make sure you fit in the algorithms to always be in people's recommended feed. Your choice.
twitch chat
December 2018
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If Kripp was a vacation he'd be nl_Tripp

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Come up with something original for once

twitchquotes: Is this chat so unoriginal that it has to copy and paste other peoples' messages? It's not funny and gets a bit repetitive. Come up with something original for once, and maybe you will find that people enjoy your messages. Perhaps you may even get a gifted sub for your troubles.
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twitchquotes: ๐™๐™๐™ž๐™จ ๐˜ฟ๐™ž๐™จ๐™ฃ๐™š๐™ฎ ๐˜ฟ๐™‘๐˜ฟ ๐™ž๐™จ ๐™š๐™ฃ๐™๐™–๐™ฃ๐™˜๐™š๐™™ ๐™ฌ๐™ž๐™ฉ๐™ ๐˜ฟ๐™ž๐™จ๐™ฃ๐™š๐™ฎโ€™๐™จ ๐™๐™–๐™จ๐™ฉ๐™‹๐™ก๐™–๐™ฎ. ๐™”๐™ค๐™ช๐™ง ๐™ข๐™ค๐™ซ๐™ž๐™š ๐™–๐™ฃ๐™™ ๐™– ๐™จ๐™š๐™ก๐™š๐™˜๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™ค๐™ฃ ๐™ค๐™› ๐™—๐™ค๐™ฃ๐™ช๐™จ ๐™›๐™š๐™–๐™ฉ๐™ช๐™ง๐™š๐™จ ๐™ฌ๐™ž๐™ก๐™ก ๐™—๐™š๐™œ๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™–๐™ช๐™ฉ๐™ค๐™ข๐™–๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™˜๐™–๐™ก๐™ก๐™ฎ. ๐™๐™ค ๐™—๐™ฎ๐™ฅ๐™–๐™จ๐™จ ๐™๐™–๐™จ๐™ฉ ๐™‹๐™ก๐™–๐™ฎ, ๐™จ๐™š๐™ก๐™š๐™˜๐™ฉ ๐™ฉ๐™๐™š ๐™ˆ๐™–๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™ˆ๐™š๐™ฃ๐™ช ๐™—๐™ช๐™ฉ๐™ฉ๐™ค๐™ฃ ๐™–๐™ฉ ๐™–๐™ฃ๐™ฎ ๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™ข๐™š. ๐™๐™–๐™จ๐™ฉ ๐™‹๐™ก๐™–๐™ฎ ๐™ฌ๐™ž๐™ก๐™ก ๐™—๐™š๐™œ๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™– ๐™ข๐™ค๐™ข๐™š๐™ฃ๐™ฉโ€ฆ
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Chinese characters wave

twitchquotes: ๅŽ‚ไธ‹ๅนฟๅžๅปฟๅฃซๅไธ€ๅ‰ๅŠไธŽๆœฌไบŒไธŠๆ—ฆไธŠไบŒๆœฌไธŽๅŠๅ‰ไธ€ๅๅฃซๅปฟๅžๅนฟไธ‹ๅŽ‚ไธ‹ๅนฟๅžๅปฟๅฃซๅไธ€ๅ‰ๅŠไธŽๆœฌไบŒไธŠๆ—ฆไธŠไบŒๆœฌไธŽๅŠๅ‰ไธ€ๅๅฃซๅปฟๅžๅนฟไธ‹ๅŽ‚ไธ‹ๅนฟๅžๅปฟๅฃซๅไธ€ๅ‰ๅŠไธŽๆœฌไบŒไธŠๆ—ฆไธŠไบŒๆœฌไธŽๅŠๅ‰ไธ€ๅๅฃซๅปฟๅžๅนฟไธ‹ๅŽ‚ไธ‹ๅนฟๅžๅปฟๅฃซๅไธ€ๅ‰ๅŠไธŽๆœฌไบŒไธŠๆ—ฆไธŠไบŒๆœฌไธŽๅŠๅ‰ไธ€ๅๅฃซๅปฟๅžๅนฟไธ‹ๅŽ‚ไธ‹ๅนฟๅžๅปฟๅฃซๅไธ€ๅ‰ๅŠไธŽๆœฌไบŒไธŠๆ—ฆไธŠไบŒๆœฌไธŽๅŠๅ‰ไธ€ๅๅฃซๅปฟๅžๅนฟไธ‹ๅŽ‚ไธ‹ๅนฟๅžๅปฟๅฃซๅไธ€ๅ‰ๅŠไธŽๆœฌไบŒไธŠๆ—ฆไธŠไบŒๆœฌไธŽๅŠๅ‰ไธ€ๅๅฃซๅปฟๅžๅนฟไธ‹ๅŽ‚ไธ‹ๅนฟๅžๅปฟๅฃซๅไธ€ๅ‰ๅŠไธŽๆœฌไบŒไธŠๆ—ฆไธŠไบŒๆœฌไธŽๅŠๅ‰ไธ€ๅๅฃซๅปฟๅžๅนฟไธ‹ๅŽ‚ไธ‹ๅนฟๅžๅปฟๅฃซๅไธ€ๅ‰ๅŠไธŽๆœฌไบŒไธŠๆ—ฆไธŠไบŒๆœฌไธŽๅŠๅ‰ไธ€ๅๅฃซๅปฟๅžๅนฟไธ‹ๅŽ‚ไธ‹ๅนฟๅžๅปฟๅฃซๅไธ€ๅ‰ๅŠไธŽๆœฌไบŒไธŠๆ—ฆไธŠไบŒๆœฌไธŽๅŠๅ‰ไธ€ๅๅฃซๅปฟๅžๅนฟไธ‹ๅŽ‚ไธ‹ๅนฟๅžๅปฟๅฃซๅไธ€ๅ‰ๅŠไธŽๆœฌไบŒไธŠๆ—ฆไธŠไบŒๆœฌไธŽๅŠๅ‰ไธ€ๅๅฃซๅปฟๅžๅนฟไธ‹ๅนฟๅžๅปฟๅฃซๅไธ€ๅ‰ๅŠไธŽๆœฌไบŒไธŠๆ—ฆ
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