[Copypasta] My dad works at twitch dude

So you're going by "Activision-Blizzard" now nerd?

twitchquotes: So you're going by "Activision-Blizzard" now nerd? Haha whats up douche bag, it's Riot from Highschool. Remember me? Me and Gaben used to give you a hard time in school. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember Hearthstone the game you had a crush on? Yeah, I have the better card game now. I make over 200 billion a year selling skins and I drive a Boeing 787. I guess some things never change huh loser? Good luck at 'Blizzcon' lol. Pathetic.."

twitch chat

October 2019

WHEN DOES NA PLAY?

twitchquotes: WHEN DOES NA PLAY PepeLaugh

OH NO NO NO PepeLaugh

WHEN DOES NA PLAY PepeLaugh

OH NO NO NO PepeLaugh

WHEN DOES NA PLAY PepeLaugh

OH NO NO NO PepeLaugh

WHEN DOES NA PLAY PepeLaugh

OH NO NO NO

twitch chat

November 2019

Riot Games

League of Legends

Tragedy of Angela “Mercy” Ziegler the Healer

twitchquotes: I thought not. It's not a story the Blizzard Devs would tell you. It's an Overwatch legend. Angela Ziegler was the main healer of Overwatch, so powerful and so skilled she could use her rapid healing to influence the human body to create life... She had such a knowledge of healing that she could even keep the ones she cared about from dying. The Zürich PHD is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. She became so powerful... the only thing she was afraid of was losing her power, which eventually, of course, she did. Unfortunately, she taught Jeff Kaplan everything she knew, then her developers nerfed her in her sleep. Ironic, she could save others from death, but not herself.

twitch chat

February 2018

Tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise

Overwatch

Surprised bird

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ascii art

January 2017

Bush outdated, Obama overrated, Hillary eliminated

twitchquotes: Jebaited

BUSH OUTDATED Jebaited

OBAMA OVERRATED Jebaited

HILLARY ELIMINATED Jebaited

TRUMP CONGRATULATED Jebaited

LONG HAVE WE WAITED Jebaited

NOW WE EMIGRATED Jebaited

twitch chat

November 2016

[Copypasta] My dad works at twitch dude

So you're going by "Activision-Blizzard" now nerd?

WHEN DOES NA PLAY?

League of Legends

Tragedy of Angela “Mercy” Ziegler the Healer

Tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise

Overwatch

Surprised bird

Bush outdated, Obama overrated, Hillary eliminated

2016 US Election

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