[Copypasta] If your girlfriend cheats on you

Minecraft creeper head

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December 2020

Stop posting ResidentSleeper face

twitchquotes: Guys stop posting ResidentSleeper

face. Not many know, but that ResidentSleeper

guy actually died while streaming Resident Evil. People just assumed that was sleeping, but he died of dehydration. Please respect the dead and stop posting this morbid image ResidentSleeper

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March 2015

Forsen

Kripp and Arthus

twitchquotes: Ｍｙｓｏｎｔｈｅｄａｙｙｏｕｗｅｒｅｂｏｒｎ，ｔｈｅｖｅｒｙｗｅｂｓｉｔｅｓｏｆｉｎｔｅｒｎｅｔｗｈｉｓｐｅｒｅｄｔｈｅｎａｍｅ：Ｋｒｉｐｐａｒｉａｎ．Ｍｙｃｈｉｌｄ，Ｉｗａｔｃｈｅｄｗｉｔｈｐｒｉｄｅａｓｙｏｕｇｒｅｗｉｎｔｏａｇａｍｅｒｏｆｈａｒｄｃｏｒｅｎｅｓｓ．Ｒｅｍｅｍｂｅｒ，ｏｕｒｆａｍｉｌｙａｌｗａｙｓｐｌａｙｅｄｈａｒｄｃｏｒｅｗｉｔｈｆｒｉｅｎｄｓａｎｄＩｋｎｏｗｙｏｕｗｉｌｌｎｅｖｅｒｐｌａｙｃａｓｕａｌｓｃｒｕｂｃｏｒｅｓｈｉｔ，ｂｕｔｔｈｅｔｒｕｅｓｔｈａｒｄｃｏｒｅｎｅｓｓｉｓｍｙｓｏｎｉｓｔｈｅｅｎｔｅｒｔａｉｎｉｎｇｙｏｕｒｖｉｅｗｅｒｓ．Ｉｔｅｌｌｙｏｕｔｈｉｓｆｏｒｗｈｅｎｍｙｄａｙｓｃｏｍｅｔｏａｎｅｎｄｙｏｕｓｈａｌｌｎｏｔｂｅｃａｓｕａｌ．

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April 2014

Kripp

I have heard that "lol you must be fun at parties" at least a hundred times

FUCK YOU. I have heard that "lol you must be fun at parties" at least a hundred times. GET FUCKING ORIGINAL. Jesus fucking christ. Stop saying the same fucking thing over and over and over again. Just because you don't agree with me DOES NOT HAVE SHIT TO DO WITH PARTIES. What the fuck. Do you fucking fart at parties or something? If so I don't want to go to your shitty-ass parties in the first place. I'll stick to my wine and cheese dinners, you know, REAL FUCKING PARTIES. I downvoted you because not one thing you said was original. You're just a robot programmed to say these phrases over and over again to feel connected to 1s and 0s on the internet. You've never been to a party. That's why you say those things. WELL I'M FUCKING tired. of it. I'm tired. Say that to me one more fucking time and I will find you. I'm taking a stand. I am so sick of the stupid "parties" comeback. It's not fun. It's not clever. It's really fucking hurtful. Thanks a lot, dick. So what if you don't like what I said. Is that any reason to dismiss my entire comment and quote a little comeback. What's next, you're going to explain to me with crayons or call out my bullshit by how I overcomplicating things? If I see one more fucking party comment, I'm going to lose it. I'm going off the fucking chain and fucking report all you motherfuckers who think it's funny to comment about being fun at parties. Try me. I will do it. I will go STRAIGHT TO THE FUCKING TOP and then I'll be the one laughing while you beg for my mercy. Then you know what I'll say while you come to me crying and begging to die so you can stop the agony? I'll say "You must be fun at parties." So yeah, If you must know, I am pretty fun at parties. Not that you'll ever find out, dick.

August 2021

bbz will u luv me 4evr

gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode. she sed "bbz will u luv me 4evr" he said "NO.." ... da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine. boy was cryin and went to pic up her body. she was ded. he whispered 2 her corpse "I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever..." (dat mean he luv her moar den 4evr) xxx~*...LIKE DIS IF U CRY EVRY TIME...~*xxx

March 2021

[Copypasta] If your girlfriend cheats on you

Minecraft creeper head

Stop posting ResidentSleeper face

Kripp and Arthus

I have heard that "lol you must be fun at parties" at least a hundred times

bbz will u luv me 4evr

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