[Copypasta] Why am I always being put in the friend zone

twitchquotes: Why am I always being put in the friend zone. I'm a nice guy, work a nice job, and would do anything for m'lady. In the end these girls always go after DOUCHEBAG guys who treat them like shit, and only talk to me to cry about it. I'm sick of being considered 'beta' or whatever you call it.
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November 2018
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69 nice

twitchquotes: Oh you think youā€™re funny eh? Yeah youā€™re so funny commenting nice on a number that represents reproduction. Yeah so funny. Wouldnā€™t it be nice if somebody came at your doorstep at 4:20 am with a bat that has 69 written on it? Yeah that will be as funny as your joke.
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October 2020

Does anyone else feels attracted to female avatar profile pictures on reddit?

I donā€™t know why but I kinda get a little turned on when I see them. Thereā€™s something about their design that makes them really adorable and I always try to hold myself back from imagining things about them but I canā€™t help it. They look so tiny and fluffy with a petite body and short height, cute little outfits, a rounded face, big eyes and pretty hair. Like theyā€™re literally so unironically perfect I feel like reddit made them this way on purpose. I grew a habit of direct messaging anyone who have a nice woman avatar and chatting with them because I imagine the person using the account to look the same. Iā€™m not even typing this out to sound like a weirdo i genuinely feel this way and I do hope that Iā€™m not being weird for it. Please tell me thereā€™s someone who feels the same thing
May 2022

Reddit

Doublelift dodges Imaqtpie in queue

twitchquotes: Doublelift fired up his stream for another day of soloQ, but foolishly forgot to check if Imaqtpie was in a game. He opened up QTā€™s stream to find him sitting in queueā€¦ He frantically began tabbing between his client and QTā€™s stream, then one after the otherā€¦ both queues popped. ā€œI need the toiletā€ he said to his chat. He ran to the wall and unplugged his internet. He was safe for another day.
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March 2017
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League of Legends

Chuck's Feeduck and Seeduck

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where "feed" and "seed" both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Feeduck and Seeduck".
June 2021

Don't use my NFT without consent

I live walking distance from my local police department. If another person uses my NFT without my consent I will report them immediately. This is MY PROPERTY. The transaction has be verified scientifically on the block chain. Anyone who violates my NFT rights will pay the price Buddy, you have no idea who you are messing with. I have made a ridiculous amount of money in crypto/NFTs and I have the best lawyers. If you donā€™t remove my NFT as your profile picture youā€™re going to regret it. When you steal someoneā€™s property you get punished. Watch out.
November 2021

NFTs

Cryptocurrency

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