[Copypasta] Why am I always being put in the friend zone

twitchquotes: Why am I always being put in the friend zone. I'm a nice guy, work a nice job, and would do anything for m'lady. In the end these girls always go after DOUCHEBAG guys who treat them like shit, and only talk to me to cry about it. I'm sick of being considered 'beta' or whatever you call it.
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November 2018
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Pepe with wine

โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃ โฃดโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃฆโก โฃดโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃฆโก€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โฃดโฃฟโฃฟโฃซโฃญโฃญโฃญโฃญโฃฅโขนโฃŸโฃ›โฃ›โฃ›โฃƒโฃ€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โฃ โขธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโขฏโก“โขปโ ฟโ ฟโ ทโกœโฃฏโ ญโขฝโ ฟโ ฏโ ฝโฃ€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โฃผโฃฟโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฅโฃโ ‚โ โ ˆโขธโ ฟโข†โ ฑโ ฏโ „โ ˆโ ธโฃ›โก’โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃถโฃถโฃญโกญโขŸโฃฒโฃถโกฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ‹โ „โ „โฃดโ ถโ ถโ ถโ ถโ ถโขถโก€ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโขŸโฃ›โ ฟโขฟโฃทโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโก„โ „โขฐโ ‡โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ˆโฃง โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโกนโฃญโฃ›โ ณโ ถโ ฌโ ญโขญโฃโฃ›โฃ›โฃ›โฃซโฃญโกฅโ „โ ธโก„โฃถโฃถโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโข‡โกŸ โ ฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฆโฃญโฃ›โฃ›โก›โ ณโ ถโ ถโ ถโฃถโฃถโฃถโ ถโ „โ „โ „โ ™โ ฎโฃฝโฃ›โฃซโกตโ Šโ  โฃโกฒโ ฎโฃโฃ™โฃ›โฃ›โกปโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ –โ ‚โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃธโ „โ „โ „โ „ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃถโฃฆโฃฌโฃญโฃญโฃญโฃโฃญโฃญโฃญโฃดโฃทโฃฆโก€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ  โ คโ ฟโ ฆโ คโ „โ „
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Pepe

Kripp this is Pornhub LLC

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October 2014
Kripp

Just seen Biden in a hotel

twitchquotes: Just seen Biden in a hotel and I asked how he was feeling about the election. He laughed and winked at me, then grabbed me by the hair and dragged me into a toilet and spat in my mouth while whispering โ€œcount every voteโ€ over and over in my ear. Make of that what you will.
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2020 US Election

hi reckful this is your mother :)

twitchquotes: hi reckful this is your mother :) to help you not feel lonely i made this simulation in which 10k watch you play but theyre actually all just me to prove it ill copy paste this on all my accounts :)
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July 2019
Reckful

Derp face

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