[Copypasta] Why am I always being put in the friend zone

Dicks are so cute omg

twitchquotes: Dicks are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄) when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω＼) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!（＾ワ＾)

twitch chat

March 2018

Classic

Clean All The Things

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September 2021

Reynad was getting ready for his first HTC cast

twitchquotes: Reynad was getting ready for his first HTC cast. His palms were sweaty. Frodan sits next to him, "are you nervous Andrey?" Reynad wipes away his tears and says, "not anymore". They both smile and place their hands on each other's crotch under the desk. Reynad closes his eyes. KappaPride

twitch chat

March 2016

Reynad

Hearthstone

KappaPride

Imaqtpie is becoming... mainstream & idk how to feel

twitchquotes: Imaqtpie is becoming... mainstream & idk how to feel. remember when people asked who your favorite streamer was and u had to say "imaqtpie idk if you know who that is though"

twitch chat

May 2019

imaqtpie

Not gonna be active on twitch chat tonight

twitchquotes: Not gonna be active on twitch chat tonight. I'm meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn't expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don't whisper me asking me where I am (im with the girl, ok). Shes actually really interested in me and its not a situation i can pass up for some meaningless twitch chat pastas. (Gonna have lots of segz tonight with a real girl).

twitch chat

May 2021

[Copypasta] Why am I always being put in the friend zone

Dicks are so cute omg

Classic

Clean All The Things

Reynad was getting ready for his first HTC cast

Hearthstone

KappaPride

Imaqtpie is becoming... mainstream & idk how to feel

Not gonna be active on twitch chat tonight

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