[Copypasta] Why am I always being put in the friend zone

twitchquotes: Why am I always being put in the friend zone. I'm a nice guy, work a nice job, and would do anything for m'lady. In the end these girls always go after DOUCHEBAG guys who treat them like shit, and only talk to me to cry about it. I'm sick of being considered 'beta' or whatever you call it.

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[Copypasta] Why am I always being put in the friend zone

Jealous that Mario got to date Peach

IM JUST WIDIN IN TWITCH CHAT

Atheists … what if you die and you find out it is all real?

Vegetron Ruler and Protector of all plant matter

Meanwhile in Qtpie's chat

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