[Copypasta] Why am I always being put in the friend zone

twitchquotes: Why am I always being put in the friend zone. I'm a nice guy, work a nice job, and would do anything for m'lady. In the end these girls always go after DOUCHEBAG guys who treat them like shit, and only talk to me to cry about it. I'm sick of being considered 'beta' or whatever you call it.
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twitchquotes: Listen up you fcking dweebs, this is a WAKE UP CALL to all those who type "NA ULT LUL". I'm from NA and let me tell you what happens when I use my Ultimate Ability (Q on PC, Triangle on PS4, Y on X-box 1). The enemy team is eviscerated. Decimated. Their souls are expelled from the server and banished to Hell. They wallow in their own filth and shit for 10,000 days and it is disgusting. So next time you type "NA ULT LUL" you fcking remember this post.
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β’Έβ ‰β ‰β ‰β ‰β ‰β ‰β ‰β’Έβ € β €β’Έβ ‰β ‰β ‰β ‰β ‰β ‰β ‰β‘·β € β’Έβ €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β’Έβ € β €β’Έβ €β €β €β €β €β € β € ⑇ β’Έβ €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β’Έβ € ⠀Ⓒ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⑇Teleporting β’Έβ €β €β €β €β’€β –β ’β’Έβ € β €β’Έβ ’β ’β’€β €β €β € ⠀⑇again, son? β’Έβ €β €β£€β’€β£Όβ£€β‘ β’Έβ € β €β’Έβ €β €β Όβ €β‘„β € ⠀⑇ β’Έβ €β €β ‘β‘€β €β‘’β ’β’Έβ € β €β’Έβ ’β‘Šβ ™β‘β €β’€ ⠀⑇ β’Έβ €β €β €β ‡β €β£€β£€β’Έβ €β € β’Έβ£€β£€β’€β §β Ÿβ β € ⑇ β’Έβ €β €β €β Έβ£€β €β €β’Έβ €β € β’Έβ ˆβ’‰β Ÿβ “β €β €β €β €β‘‡ β’Έβ €β €β €β €β ˆβ’±β‘–β’Έβ €β € Ⓒ⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⑇ β’Έβ €β €β €β €β£ β’Ίβ §β’Έβ €β € Ⓒ⒄⣀⠀⠀⣀⣀⠀⠀⑇ β’Έβ €β €β €β£ β ƒβ’Έβ €β’Έβ €β € β’Έβ €β ˆβ ‰β‘½β Ώβ ―β‘†β €β‘‡ Ⓒ⠀⠀⣰⠁⠀Ⓒ⠀Ⓒ⠀⠀ Ⓒ⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠉⠀⠀⑇ β’Έβ €β €β £β €β €β’Έβ’„β’Έβ €β € Ⓒ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⑇ β’Έβ €β €β €β €β €β’Έβ €β’Έβ €β € Ⓒ⒇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⑇ β’Έβ €β €β €β €β €β‘Œβ €β’Έβ €β € β’Έβ ˆβ‘†β €β €β €β €β €β €β‘‡ β’Έβ €β €β €β €β’ β ƒβ €β’Έβ €β € Ⓒ⠀⑇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⑇ β’Έβ €β €β €β €β’Έβ €β €β’Έβ €β € Ⓒ⠀⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠷
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Bullish market makes me hard

When the stocks πŸ“ŠπŸ“ go up πŸ“ˆπŸ’Έ, my dick goes too πŸ†β¬†οΈπŸ˜³. Bullish πŸ‚ market 🏬 makes me hard πŸ¦΄πŸ’¦. All the countries πŸ³οΈπŸ΄πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸπŸš©πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡³ try to recover πŸ”„ from corona 🦠 so the money πŸ’°πŸ’΅πŸ’Έ flows 🌬 into my pocket πŸ’³. Soon πŸ”œ there will be a crash πŸ“‰πŸ˜­πŸ₯ΊπŸ˜– and the bears 🐻 will crawl 🚼 out of their holes πŸ•³. Then they cut off my greedy dick βœ‚οΈπŸ†πŸ©Έ if I don’t ❌ eat ’em out πŸ‘…πŸ˜Έ. I must turn into a bear πŸ‚βž‘οΈπŸ» and make 🀌🏼 more money πŸ’°πŸ’΅πŸ’Έ and eat some honey 🐻🍯. When I’m done βœ… I’ll throw a party πŸŽ‰πŸ·πŸΎ and eat your ass πŸ‘…πŸ‘.
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