[Copypasta] 7 goals and only 2 nets

twitchquotes: HOW CAN GERMANY SCORE 7 GOALS WHEN THERE ARE ONLY 2 NETS IN THE FIELD?
twitch chat
July 2014
Kripp
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Kripp's wife Hafu and future son Dennis Morosan

twitchquotes: hello kripp, I am from the future. I am best friends with your son, Dennis Morosan. Your wife, Hafu, sent me to tell you Well Met and to message her how much you value penguins and OJ
twitch chat
March 2014
Kripp

I'm one with the kripp

twitchquotes: Whenever kripp says "alright subber-bros", I know it's time. I full screen the stream and grab my vaseline. I apply a huge load onto my newly shaved butthole and rub it all around nice and even. And then, when kripp says "thanks, and welcome to the 5 dollar club", I place my butthole in front of the screen. It is in that moment, that kripp fists me. I moan with pleasure. I'm one with the kripp
twitch chat
August 2019
Kripp

Absence of the "legendary" card back

twitchquotes: ( ΰ²° ΔΉΜ― ರೃ ) Hello Kripparian. Reginald and Dan Dinh, Owners of Team SoloMidβ„’ here. We gained access to your Hearthstone account and couldn't help but notice the absence of the "legendary" card back. This poorly reflects on Team SoloMid, and, as such, we have decided to remove you from the team. Please return your jacket. Thank you ( ΰ²° ΔΉΜ― ರೃ )
twitch chat
April 2015
Kripp

Hearthstone

Trying to study the psyche of Twitch Chat

twitchquotes: I Stayed up for months, trying to study the psyche of twitch chat, i reached insanity and couldnt come up with anything, but along the road i stumbled upon a far greater discovery, i found out that indeed, Kripp, IS BabyRage Never Lucky BabyRage
twitch chat
April 2015
Kripp

neverlucky

When well met, my eye automatically go to the paladin

twitchquotes: ο½—ο½ˆο½…ο½Žγ€€ο½—ο½…ο½Œο½Œγ€€ο½ο½…ο½”οΌŒγ€€ο½ο½™γ€€ο½…ο½™ο½…γ€€ο½ο½•ο½”ο½ο½ο½ο½”ο½‰ο½ƒο½ο½Œο½Œο½™γ€€ο½‡ο½γ€€ο½”ο½γ€€ο½”ο½ˆο½…γ€€ο½ο½ο½Œο½ο½„ο½‰ο½ŽοΌŽγ€€ο½‰γ€€ο½„ο½‰ο½–ο½‰ο½Žο½…γ€€ο½“ο½ˆο½‰ο½…ο½Œο½„γ€€ο½ο½™γ€€ο½„ο½‰ο½ƒο½‹γ€€ο½ο½Žο½„γ€€ο½†ο½…ο½…ο½Œγ€€ο½‰γ€€ο½ˆο½ο½–ο½…γ€€ο½“ο½…ο½˜γ€€ο½—ο½‰ο½”ο½ˆγ€€γ€€ο½”ο½ˆο½…γ€€ο½’ο½…ο½ƒο½’ο½•ο½‰ ο½”οΌŽγ€€ο½ο½Œο½Œγ€€ο½‚ο½…ο½ƒο½ο½ο½‰ο½Žο½‡γ€€ο½‡ο½…ο½”γ€€ο½„ο½ο½—ο½ŽοΌŽ
twitch chat
March 2014
Kripp
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